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  1. Rec 32

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    Bill Denbrough yells at Eddie Kaspbrak for being scared.

    Richie Tozier yells at Bill Denbrough for being an asshole.

    Eddie Kaspbrak realizes he's very gay.

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    A short oneshot where Richie stands up for Eddie after Eddie freezes up with Spider-Stan.

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    19 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS FUCKING CANON! IDC IDC. SUCK A FUCK ANDY!

  2. Rec 35

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    “Holy shit,” says the kid, fast. “You’re that— Richie Tozier guy. Am I saying that right? Holy shit, I’ve seen you in memes.”

    “Uh, yeah,” says Richie.

    “Uuuh—” The boy starts to laugh compulsively. He glances around quickly and nudges the hotel room door closed behind him. “I didn’t expect to actually recognise—” He throws one hand up, laughing, the other leaning heavier on the crutch. “Swear I’m not a stalker stan or anything. Literally scrolled past your shit on Netflix, like, a million times.”

    “Fuck, great, I’ll pass that on to the marketing team.”

    “Ha.” The kid sways a little on his crutch. Then he looks down at himself, blinking, as if it’s the first time he’s seen his own legs. “Right. So I never mentioned… It’s not a big deal— I’m pretty sure I can still do most, uh, positions— but if you feel like walking out right now that is also—” Richie can only blink, totally blindsided by the sheer velocity of words streaming out of the kid’s mouth. “—I’ll understand, I mean. Right, I more or less catfished you, what am I thinking? I should just—”

    “Hey,” Richie laughs suddenly, throwing his hands up in the air. “You wanna sit down or something?”

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    20 Apr 2020

  3. Rec 85

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    When Eddie looks up, Richie is watching him intently, really listening to what he has to say. He looks gorgeous as he focuses on Eddie's words. He finds himself fighting the urge to kiss him, which would be inappropriate. This is his job for crying out loud. He can't just go kissing the person he's tutoring, even if he is the most beautiful human Eddie has ever laid his eyes on.

    Title means "kiss me, please"

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    20 Feb 2020

  4. Rec *

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    Eddie Kaspbrak was once one of the most influential professional chefs in New York. After an unfortunate incident in his kitchen, he loses his job and most of his earnings. Down on his luck, with no where else to go, he accepts a job offer with the ragtag 'Prospect Test Kitchen' in Boston.

    What starts as a small passion project, making cooking tutorials online, becomes a lot more complicated and bigger than they could ever imagine when Bill brings in a new addition to their team. A comedian with a shocking background and surprise talent for culinary arts: Richie Tozier.

    Eddie's the only one who doesn't like the new recruit, but Bill bribes Eddie into giving Richie a chance. At the end of six months, Richie's contract will expire. Eddie will get to decide whether they offer him a contract renewal, or refuse to re-hire him.

    Things are heating up in the Prospect street Test Kitchen! Will Eddie stick to his guns, and keep his dignity? Or will he get lost in the sauce?

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    04 Mar 2020

  5. Rec 64

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    20 Feb 2020