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I Said Hey, What's Going On? by AssDiscourse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
22 Apr 2019
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Peter didn’t realise how screwed he was until he tried to stand up from the couch to go grab his phone from his backpack, which he had haphazardly thrown aside somewhere near the entrance of the penthouse along with his jacket upon arrival, and then just- couldn’t.
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It’s obvious that Even wants him, that he absolutely craves him, but that’s not where it ends, or where it started.
The thing is, Even admires Isak. From the minute he met him, he’s seen this boy for what he is - he's a fucking storm, unpredictable and powerful. As he’s gotten to know him better, he recognises that although he's a force to be reckon with, he's actively trying not to be, trying to dim himself - the world is his to take if only he would ask for it, but he never does. He doesn't want it, because Isak has grown to become someone who wants to observe and learn about the world, not tamper with it. Not anymore, at least.
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Or, Isak and Even meet at a party, and are exactly what the other needed.
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- Part 1 of New Rules
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You Say All Of The Words They Wanna Hear (It Isn't Real) by AssDiscourse
Fandoms: SKAM (TV)
28 Aug 2017
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5 times Isak doesn't tell Jonas about what's going on, and 1 time he tells him everything
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Nothing's Gonna Hurt You, Baby (Nothing's Gonna Take You From My Side) by AssDiscourse
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
23 Oct 2016
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Kent blinks, looking up at the vast expanse of the dark sky, just watching the stars twinkle; they look so beautiful from afar but no matter how hard and far he reaches for them, and just when he thinks he’s caught them, he opens his palm and finds there’s nothing there.
He turns his head to look at the boy next to him, realising that this boy is no different than the stars.
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Alternatively, you know when it’s the last summer of your childhood and you’re just hanging out with your bro, and you’re looking deep into his eyes and he fondly calls you Kenny, while you're trying not to think about how mercilessly cruel fate is.
Lol, you know, just bros being bros.
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Miscommunications by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 Dec 2020
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Ever since a civil war tore the Avengers apart, tensions have been brewing. Everyone has their own way of coping. Tony seems to take pleasure in stressing Rhodey out, Natasha avoids talking about anything real, Clint ignores all of Neil the Therapist's advice, and Steve continues to choose his unstable friend over his other, equally unstable friend.
Enter, Peter Parker.
(Who would've thought miscommunications about a kid could bring the team back together?)
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16 Feb 2021
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Peter Parker’s (unbeatable) Disprovement Method by StarryKitty013
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Sep 2022
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Or How Peter Parker systematically makes every single adult in his life look like idiots
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16 Feb 2021
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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11 Feb 2021