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    Simply a space for all of my twitter requests to live. These will be short and mostly smutty. Active prompts will be in the notes section, so let me know in the comments if there is something you are dying to read! I will probably be taking requests in the future and adding tags as needed. Enjoy!

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    Porco picked up the fork and turned it over in his hand, considering it. "You want me to finish this cake that badly, you sick freak?"

    Eren nodded vigorously, his eyes as wide as saucers.

    "Yeah. Do it."

    Porco scoffed. "I think I'm gonna need a bit more encouragement than that."

    He leaned forward until he could feel Eren's breath coming out in ragged little puff on his face, looking him dead in the eye.

    "Beg."

    ~~~
    The one where Porco eats an entire cake for Eren's birthday and then some. Please heed the tags, this is kink trash!

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    "You construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men" - Barbara Kruger

    Reality and illusion dance around each other as Reiner learns to cope with life back in Marley, as well as his newfound interest in an old comrade. Porco on the other hand grapples with the changes he is undergoing after inheriting the Jaw titan, both mental and otherwise. This is their relationship, told in snapshots.

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    Porco grinned and cupped his belly, smoothing his tshirt over the swell before giving it a pat.

    "Get me the rest of your beers. And some water. Let's test these titan powers, shall we?"

    Reiner stared at him, dumbfounded.

    "I - you want me to - you're gonna..?"

    Porco rolled his eyes as he floundered helplessly, struggling to form a cohesive sentence.

    "Braun, I'm laying myself out here, offering to humor whatever weird shit is making you tent in your pants. Step on it before I sober up and change my mind."
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    Porco abuses his titan powers in order to rock Reiner's shit in the kinkiest way imaginable, AKA the Gallirei liquid stuffing fic literally no one asked for but I wrote anyway.

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    Porco makes it to Paradis with the rest of the warriors. Free from Marleyan oppression, he proceeds to become the 104th training corps bicycle.

    I'm not making any concrete promises, but if there is a M/M Porco ship or premise you'd like to see me tackle in drabble form, feel free to leave a request in the comments.

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    Chef Porco Galliard had been looking forward to his tattoo appointment all week. Unfortunately, a run in with a ghost from his past causes things go awry very quickly.

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    Kintsugi: a Japanese method for repairing broken ceramics with a special lacquer mixed with gold, silver, or platinum.

    Porco and Reiner survived the battle of heaven and earth. Now they have to contend with the obstacles of everyday life. That doesn't mean that they can't find time to have some nasty, disrespectful sex in between.

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    Chubby Porco gets his thighs fucked in two different universes. Heed the tags, this is a kink fic!

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    "Is it true that you can't have sex because you might activate the Colossal?"

    Porco Galliard had never been much of a good Eldian. Since returning from Paradis, Bertolt hadn't been much of one either.

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    Porco yanks him down to his level by his shirt collar. "You remember what it felt like when we used to fight together? I wanna see it, Reiner. Get rough with me. Remind me."

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    Porco and Reiner are married but they fuck like they aren't. Sometimes a family is two huge dilfs and two cats. Deal with it.

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    "Oh my god. I figured you were into some fucked up shit because you're a freak, but I never would have guessed you'd pop a semi watching me eat, you absolute loser."

    Eren leers at him, not missing a beat. "I'll give you more than a semi if you play your cards right, pretty boy."

    He places Porco's hand on his crotch, grinding up into it.

    Porco's brain almost shorts out. He's touching Eren's dick. He's willingly coming on to Eren Jaeger, and touching his hard dick.

    Porco wonders momentarily where his standards have up and run off to, but that line of thought is quickly forgotten when Eren runs his slim fingers up his forearm, raking blunt nails over his sensitive skin. A shiver travels up his spine.

    This time when Eren reaches for the bag of candy, Porco lets him take it.

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    Eren and Porco are on the same college rugby team, Porco eats an entire bag of Halloween fun-sized chocolate bars and Eren is really, really into it. They still hate each other. Mind the tags, this is full on kink trash. Kinktober fills: 3- thigh riding, 18- size difference, 27 - humiliation, 31 - after care

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    "I hate how hot you look. This is so unfair."

    "C'mon, you look cute"

    "No. You looked cute in this. I look fucking stupid."

    Porco stares at himself in the mirror, a pathetic excuse for an angel staring back.

    ____
    Here! Have a Pokkojean Halloween party bathroom sex fic! Prompt fills for Kintober: 11-Dress up/Costumes, 26-Latex/Leather, 14-Blowjob

    You'll have to check out @kammibal's incredible artwork, this fic would not exist without it: https://twitter.com/kammibal/status/1447004961766875142

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    A flashback/flashfoward fic that focuses on Marcel and Porco's relationship with each other, and the things that serve to remind them that they are alive.

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    It was business as usual for them until Eren had rolled over and started tracing his index finger along Porco's ankle. Porco suddenly feels off balance, like some unspoken pact between them had just been smashed to smithereens.

    "I'm gonna ask you again, Jaeger..." He says in a measured tone. "...and if I don't like the answer I'm breaking your finger. What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

    ~~~~~

    Eren has a sudden fascination with Porco's ODM marks and Porco isn't sure what to think.

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    Ever since they had their little discussion about Jean's...  Fixation, they had taken to exploring his kink together. If Jean thought he couldn't keep his hands off of him before, he is next to insatiable now that he knows Porco is fully on board. He can't believe they hadn't talked about it sooner. It has brought a level of sensuality to their sex life far beyond Jean's expectations. He never thought a kink could be romantic but there is something so exciting about sharing intimacy in a way only they understand. Not to mention Porco is so goddamn cute about it. A coy look across the table at dinner. A touch in public with a meaning only they are privy to. Innocuous actions that hold so much weight. Porco trusting him with his body like that was such a privilege.
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    A smutty follow up to Off Season. Jean has been spending too much time in the art gallery and Porco will go to great lengths to keep him home. READ THE TAGS THIS IS KIIIIIIINK. It's not for everyone but I kindly implore you to enjoy if you like the ship. It is very sweet.

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    Porco scoops up an exaggerated amount of curry with his chopsticks and gives Jean a look that is more suited for the bedroom than a reasonably priced Thai joint. He pops the whole thing into his mouth, leaving behind a little dab of sauce on his lip as he does so. He swipes it up immediately, pink tongue darting out to lick delicately at the pad of his thumb as he pins Jean under his gaze. Jean's brain completely checks out for a full minute. He watches Porco in stunned silence, trying desperately to will his pending semi away.

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    College AU - Competitive boxer Porco and art student Jean eat some Thai food and have a very interesting conversation.

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    He knows by now he's playing right into Eren's hand when he does things like this but he finds he doesn't care. He has a hell of an itch to scratch tonight, and Eren willingly picks at his anger like a fresh scab. He needs an outlet for the sour feeling that has been winding and unwinding in his guts since training today, and being rough is getting him there.

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    A follow up to Toy Nutcracker. It is heavily referenced in this fic so PLEASE READ THAT FIRST if you haven't already! And enjoy the filth.

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    Marcel has a crush on a certain blonde commander. And a debilitating fear of horses.

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    How the hell did he get here?

    Marco doesn't know. What he does know is two things. One, he is in the changing room watching Porco and Jean make out. Two, they are all stark naked and he has never been more turned on in his entire life.

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    Jean and Marco spitroast Porco in the changing room. COMPANION FIC TO SURFACE TO BREATHE. Read the beginning of that first for a bit of context or just enjoy as plotless Jeanparco threesome filth.

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    The one where Porco gets railed in his ODM harness and Jean is a horny mess the entire time. Takes place after Like a Butterfly Pinned but can be read as established Jeanpokko PwP. This is kink smut with a teeny bit of plot, mind the tags.

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    Comments:
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