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    “Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

    Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

    When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

    Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.

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    “It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”

    “Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    "Aziraphale would never—
    Well, he simply wasn't—
    It just couldn't—
    Well. The point was, Aziraphale's feathers were… turning odd, these days."

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    Aziraphale is having some growing pains as he gets used to his new role as Supreme Archangel. Crowley is being a pouty baby about being left on Earth. Everyone else seems to be doing just fine.

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    fuck canon all my homies hate canon. they will be married if i have to officiate the wedding myself. (canon compliant, picks up a little bit after the end of the show)

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    18 Nov 2025

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    A year after their separation, Crowley is a mess and Aziraphale still has regrets about how things ended. After much soul searching — and some help from Muriel and a romantic movie— they finally reunite, with both consequences and earthly delights to discover once they're back together.

    They linger in the doorway, their shoulders nearly touching. Aziraphale is exceedingly aware of Crowley’s proximity, his lean form propped casually against the door frame, one hip slightly thrust out. It feels like electricity is leaping from his body directly into his own.

    Crowley senses Aziraphale next to him, can smell his intoxicating cologne, and suddenly wants very badly to taste his soft mouth again. They spent the entire day together, yet they didn’t venture into this territory. They had been recalibrating, adjusting. There were still so many unknowns, but in this small space in the night, the focus had narrowed to just them.

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    "Confidential journals,” Aziraphale calls them. Well, if he’d been so concerned with keeping his precious diaries safe from prying yellow eyes, maybe he shouldn’t have abandoned said eyes alone on Earth and fucked off back to Heaven.

     

    A story about the following, in no particular order: boxing up old memories, unpacking even older ones, lots and lots of red wine, Muriel trying on sunglasses they're not supposed to, neatly looping cursive, Crowley getting his groove back, and an angel and a demon who are figuring love out.

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    22 Oct 2025