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    The night of Laena Velaryon's funeral does not go as planned. No, not at all. An eye is lost and a dragon is claimed. But nobody thought King Viserys I Targaryen would make his Hightower Queen another Ceryse.

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    Daemon just wanted to get through his dear Laena's funeral and fly off to Pentos with his children. But Viserys just couldn't keep his brood under control. In hindsight, he really needs to learn how to control his laughter.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Boromir has survived Amon Hen, to everyone's great joy. So the Four Hunters (self named) now must journey into Rohan to attempt to rescue their friends. Everything goes a bit pear-shaped from there on in.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    A fix-it where Boromir lives - but then everything gets gayer. This follows the events of the Fellowship. It's a super slow burn and the real pairing stuff doesn't get going till The Two Towers (a.k.a three gays and one bisexual on a road trip).

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    28 Sep 2025

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    When he finally manages to make himself open it, when he finally manages to make himself read it, his first impulse is to scrunch it up and fling it at the wall as hard as possible. He falls to that first impulse. He scrunches it up. He throws it at the far wall, which isn’t all that far, as the room is arguably pretty tiny, and all that happened is that it bounces off and skitters back across the scratched boards to come to a stop against his right foot.

     

    Severus Snape receives an unexpected invitation.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Following the trail of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Maul arrives too late to take his vengeance, but what he finds instead could reshape the galaxy.

    Or, Maul trains Luke, joins the Rebellion, and is haunted by a very familiar ghost.

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    11 Dec 2024