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    You are used to being on your own, and quiet, empty house doesn't bother you. One thing pushes you out of balance, changing your life forever, and now you, at your emotional lowest, need to start picking yourself back up. With the unexpected help of your friendly neighbour skelentons.

    Inspired by "Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady" by Tyrant_Tortoise

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    25 Jan 2025

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    Chapter 8

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    Life is a funny thing. Sometimes people grow up and go to school and have a career, some become travelers, and some find solace in a domestic lifestyle. Others are born and then turn into a Monster when they were seven. (Hey. Thats you.)

    Monsters were released from the mountain 16 years ago and when they were released, boom! A small percentage of the world turned into monsters overnight. You considered yourself a monster more so than a human. Especially after your mother dropped you off at the facility, and didn't look back. And after all this time, all there is to do is look forward.

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    24 Jan 2025

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    Chapter 8

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    Basically Y/N is tested on to figure out how she was born a monster (please read the first chapter it explains all the lore this will be more clear after you do) her magic goes crazy which makes all kinds of machinery go off, one of which happens to be a work in progress teleportation machine which ends up sucking y/n in and spitting her out in a completely different universe

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    10 Jul 2024

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    Chapter 2

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    You are an experiment created in a lab facility using the spliced DNA of both human and monster.

    A bio weapon made with the intent to go to war with monsters should they ever decide to uprise against the humans.

    With some help, you manage to escape but now in a world you know nothing about, it won’t be long before you’re caught and taken back.

    That is, until a certain dark skeleton takes interest in you.

    (Might change title if I come up with something better.)

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    01 May 2024

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    Chapter 18

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    After years away from home (Ebott City), you return to a completely different world. A world of monsters that you had believed to be just fairy tales told to scare children. You happen to encounter quite the group of skeletons and they send your whole life for a spin. Shenanigans ensue, romance ensue, chaos ensue.
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    I tried to keep the characters as close to canon (+ plenty of headcanons).
    Hope you enjoy :]

    (ps. there are typos and a bit of bad grammar. I'm working on going back and fixing the ones I notice but I am a bit dyslexic.)

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    30 Apr 2024

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    Chapter 10

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    It was just supposed to be a game.

    Just a fun or not so fun game called Undertale.

    You weren't expecting to wake up in said game, two weeks after the Monsters were freed from the Underground.

    But now... it's been four months and you think you've settled in quite well as the owner of a flower shop, but when other skeletons that were definitely NOT Sans started popping around, you knew something was up...

    But eh, who were you to just poke your nose in where you clearly don't belong?

    But, as usual, Fate decided to kick you in the goddamn ass.

    Yeah, Fate, fuck you.

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    25 Apr 2024

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    Chapter 21

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    Last I checked I had just gotten home from work. Now I'm sitting on the floor in some musty basement and- IS THAT SANS THE SKELETON?

     

    Basically isekai but Undertale +AU friends. Oh yeah also it's reverse harem. Aka a fic that's been done before. A bunch. (Whoops)
    Buuuuut, it has my own spin and my own (obviously hilarious) humor to it :)

    Also yes I have both Swapfell and Fellswap. And yes, they are two separate AUs. Swapfell is more like Underswap, and Fellswap is more like Underfell. (Swap doesn't look like a word anymore.)

    !!ERRATIC UPDATES!!

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    24 Apr 2024

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    Chapter 8

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    You were a human who had made mistakes in your life, but then again who hadn't. Your mistakes however led to you barely scraping by, pinching every penny to afford food and rent.
    Until a chance encounter with a skeleton in a grocery store gives you the opportunity of a lifetime. He says his roommates fight over everything; Cooking, cleaning, shopping, yardwork, ect.
    So, what if they hired you to do all those things? That would stop all the fighting, right?
    You can't turn it down for the kind of money that there offering to pay you.
    besides, it isn't like monsters are actually dangerous right?

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    26 Oct 2023

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    Chapter 11

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    (Vaporswap Official Fanfic! - Original Horrorswap Au)

     

    *The air was so thick, it was like liquid in your lungs.*

    When you'd gone to that abandoned power plant with your friends, it had at least sounded like a *decent* idea. Who could've known it would lead to such a wonderful, *horrible* world of discovery?

    "If all you can breathe in is the horrors of the world, wouldn't you rather stop?"

    "But how then, could I breathe with you?"

     

    (This is my first fic, wish me luck!) - Also I just realized people might find this on HERE and not from Tumblr, so for art-work of the boys, the underground, and whatever else I come up with, plus more writing stuff, or asking me questions, here's the Vaporswap Masterpost: Link

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    14 May 2023

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    Chapter 25

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    You walked into the forest, knowing once nighttime fell, monsters would come out of their burrows, and you'd be killed.

    Somehow, you ended up becoming the pet of a skeleton-spider-centaur instead. Black seemed to believe you were just an animal, rather than a person. His brother on the other hand... You couldn't be sure, but he might be onto you.

    (i've been asked to add a disclaimer that this is not a retelling of horrortale in a swapfell setting, so here you go. the monsters live underground, but with access to the surface at night, human eating won't be a big topic in the story)

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    14 May 2023

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    Chapter 4

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    You are stuck in endless loops of working from home and scraping together other working from home side projects to help your boyfriend pursue his dreams. Being a rockstar. When he brings home a couple of bittys saying they're for you when he originally wanted to use them for his tours... you begin to see his true colors... also these bittys are scared and he isn't helping. Once again everything depends on you caring.

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    25 Apr 2023

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    This is the wholesome story of meeting your neighbor and learning to appreciate him and his brother.
    Obviously things can be chaotic as you learn some secrets about the pair.
    Can you live with their secrets and your own without falling apart?
    Can you trust them enough to let them see through the cracks in your mask?
    You really hope you should.

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    24 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 14

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    24 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 2

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    22 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 6

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    When city life becomes too much, you decide to take over your grandpa's farm. Things are different in the Valley after the monsters escaped from their prison, but you can't really complain, especially not when there's so many cute skeletons to look at.

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    19 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 7

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    I'm going to change the title soon, when I can figure out a good one, suggestions open!!

    This fic is inspired by: Making A Monster, which is written by absurdmagewrites

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    19 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 4

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    As the skeleton gang fixes up an old hotel (the only place they could find with enough bedrooms), they think their struggles have ended. But suddenly, the owners of the neighboring new luxury homes decide having monster neighbors would bring down property values. The law is unjust towards monsters, so the skeleton "cousins" have to put up with verbal abuse and property damage or risk jail time. Luckily, the skeleton family has money, so they decide to hire a human bodyguard to help handle their troublesome neighbors.

    Still in a dark place since your grandfather's death, you get to a point where you can't continue to mope around. Your emergency fund has run out, and you're facing homelessness at the end of the month. That's when you discover the perfect job, offering room, board, and pay in exchange for being a bodyguard. How will you handle life with such loving skeleton monsters when you've sworn off love for good?

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    19 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 4

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    Eat, sleep, work, repeat. That's your life, and it has been for a long time. The only thing you can remotely call fun is your love for cooking, which is what brings you one night to a cooking class.

    You find yourself paired up with a very tall, very boisterous skeleton who by the end of the night is the first friend you've had in a while. Through him you meet other monsters and they're all just as awesome as he is, except for his brother who is absolutely terrifying.

    But the more you get to know Sans, the more you start to realize that he's a lot more than just the menacing asshole he makes himself out to be.

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    18 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 6

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    (THIS FIC IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REVISION! SUMMARY WILL CHANGE AND CHAPTERS MAY DIFFER IN LATER UPDATES!)

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    16 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 8

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    It's safe to say that Sans is pretty fucking shocked when the machine in his basement flares and sucks him (and Papyrus... and apparently the rest of Snowdin's living residence) into a different basement, filled with other versions of himself and his brother. He's so shocked that he blinks and between one moment and the next they're all locked up. Heh, figures.

    After a while of them semi-starving (filled with him making increasingly more violent threats). They are packed up and tossed on the doorstep of a confused young woman.

    Confused but willing to feed and house them for no charge. So of course she and the whole town they'd been dropped off at are sorcerers, of course the runts who tossed them here would do it to others, of course he'd catch feeling like a fucking idiot.

    There is a plus side to this though, well a plus side if he manages to win her over. And that is the look on the runt's skull if he ever dares to visit and realises that he'd handed his soulmate over to a 'human eating cannibal'.

    Gotta love a silver lining.

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    09 Apr 2023

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    Chapter 3

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