BrainrotRanch



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  1. Summary

    A bunch of fics that are about ace ranchers. Jimmy is usually ace and Tango is usually demiaro-ace.

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    Random little short ranchers fics under 2k words.

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Jimmy gave up his dreams of going pro in TCG a long time ago, but the universe has different plans for him when a mysterious card ends up in his possession. Between strange card shop owners and over the top pursuers, Jimmy's life is about to change. For the better, or for the worse?

    Written for MCYTylbr AUfest 2024

    Art by hybbat

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    06 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    When Jimmy's brother goes missing, he is determined to find him and save him. Needing to learn the game, Jimmy asks Tango, a former champion, to help him.

    Written for the MCYTBLR AUFest

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    06 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    PET Mail, made up of Pearl, Etho, and Tango, are asymptomatic carriers of the zombie virus that has wrecked their world ever since the bombs fell. While this bars them from interacting with the uninfected outside of special circumstances, it allows them to use their powers to deliver mail across distances and locations that would be too dangerous for the uninfected to travel. Traveling, meanwhile, allows them to never stay in one place long enough for the feelings to catch up.

    Unless, of course, the mail is personal.

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    02 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.

    Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.

    As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?

    A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.

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    07 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Being a ghost is stupid,” Jimmy says petulantly. “You just poked straight through my chest, which I would ordinarily be upset about. But I’ve been dead for four years, so I’m not mad at you about it. I mean, I’m mad, but not at you specifically.”

    Or: Tango's ranch is haunted. It's not nearly as big of a problem as he expected it to be.

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    09 Mar 2024

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