BrainrotRanch
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- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (20)
- Empires SMP (1)
- SOS SMP (1)
- Rats SMP (1)
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Jimmy sees a falling star, and chases after it...
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- Part 8 of Ace Ranchers
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Tango is miserable after his boogeyman failure of the century. Jimmy puts himself in charge of cheering him up.
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Jimmy is a newly approved chef out to establish his own restaurant, if only he weren't broke. That's alright, though, as he saves the life of an overly-friendly and very sharp-toothed stranger willing to help him out in exchange for food.
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Tango is a starblazer, meant to explore the frontiers of space. It's a lonely job, one that can drive the soundest of minds mad from the months and years of isolation. That is why he is paired with Jimmy, a host, meant to take care of their blazer and keep them company. Yet as they get closer Tango's never felt more alone, nothing more than a clinging parasite.
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Jimmy is an apprentice witch who has finally completed his training, sent off to the Circle for his final test. The only problem is, the final test is to summon a familiar from the soul of your soulmate, and Jimmy has - not entirely unwillingly - not found his soulmate yet. While a soulmate is supposed to be a witch's greatest ally, to the average person they're something else entire, something Jimmy isn't too keen to have...
And then, along the path to his fate, he meets a man named Tango.
Series
- Part 7 of Ace Ranchers
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Ace Ranchers by BrainrotRanch
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, SOS SMP
14 Aug 2025
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A bunch of fics that are about ace ranchers. Jimmy is usually ace and Tango is usually demiaro-ace.
- Words:
- 27,124
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Rancher Ficlets by BrainrotRanch
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Rats SMP
05 Jun 2024
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Random little short ranchers fics under 2k words.
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- 8,910
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Season 1: The Strange Card by zoewinter1
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2024
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Jimmy gave up his dreams of going pro in TCG a long time ago, but the universe has different plans for him when a mysterious card ends up in his possession. Between strange card shop owners and over the top pursuers, Jimmy's life is about to change. For the better, or for the worse?
Written for MCYTylbr AUfest 2024
Art by hybbat
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- Part 1 of TCG AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,312
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 31
- Kudos:
- 76
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 1,293
Bookmarked by BrainrotRanch
06 Aug 2024
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Hermit TCG: Save Your Brother by knightinsourarmor
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Aug 2024
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When Jimmy's brother goes missing, he is determined to find him and save him. Needing to learn the game, Jimmy asks Tango, a former champion, to help him.
Written for the MCYTBLR AUFest
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,454
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 79
- Bookmarks:
- 13
- Hits:
- 1,482
Bookmarked by BrainrotRanch
06 Aug 2024
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PET Mail, made up of Pearl, Etho, and Tango, are asymptomatic carriers of the zombie virus that has wrecked their world ever since the bombs fell. While this bars them from interacting with the uninfected outside of special circumstances, it allows them to use their powers to deliver mail across distances and locations that would be too dangerous for the uninfected to travel. Traveling, meanwhile, allows them to never stay in one place long enough for the feelings to catch up.
Unless, of course, the mail is personal.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,112
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 368
- Bookmarks:
- 76
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- 4,423
Bookmarked by BrainrotRanch
02 Aug 2024
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Teeth by yellowfang42
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Dec 2025
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In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.
Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.
As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?
A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.
Bookmarked by BrainrotRanch
07 May 2024
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“Being a ghost is stupid,” Jimmy says petulantly. “You just poked straight through my chest, which I would ordinarily be upset about. But I’ve been dead for four years, so I’m not mad at you about it. I mean, I’m mad, but not at you specifically.”
Or: Tango's ranch is haunted. It's not nearly as big of a problem as he expected it to be.
Bookmarked by BrainrotRanch
09 Mar 2024