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French Kissing, the End of the World, and Other Impossible Ordeals by Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto
03 Mar 2020
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This is it, centuries of excellent genetics, of carefully selected marriages to maximise the potential of future generations and it’s going to be Sasuke who introduces idiocy to the Uchiha bloodline.
The ancestors must be rolling in their graves.
In which Sasuke is smitten, Naruto is a badass, and timetravel happens.
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- Part 1 of - by Uchiha Sasuke
- Language:
- English
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- 16,194
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 19
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- 696
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24 Nov 2025
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“Bastard, don’t go saying weird things like that,” Asura grumbles, pulling a little harder on his arm so that they’re walking side by side. “Zetsu should be first, but we shouldn’t pass up the opportunity to take out others if we get the chance!”
Indra stares. Because what whack dimension is she living in to think chances to complete her goal will just walk out of the undergrowth, stop before her and gawk freely so she can use them as a freshly painted kunai target?
A moment after the thought has passed, Hidan walks out of the undergrowth, stops before them and then proceeds to gawk freely, imitating a freshly painted kunai target.
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24 Nov 2025
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Even with the power of the Sage, the sun and the moon on their palms, Naruto and Sasuke weren't strong enough. They had, somehow, managed to keep Sakura and Kakashi alive, just barely. The two teens looked at each other, the connection they shared allowing them to talk through thoughts. The Sage had showed them another way.
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- Part 1 of turn over a new leaf
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 304,940
- Chapters:
- 46/?
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- 42
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23 Nov 2025
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“What’s in there, anyway?” Charles asked, rolling down the window. “Looks heavy.”
“A few million dollars' worth of electroshock weapons,” the kid said, dead-serious. After a moment, a grin stretched across his face. “Nah, I’m just fucking with you. It’s old clothes, mostly.”
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- Part 12 of DC outsider POV
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23 Nov 2025
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Shisui, both of the young shinobi's wide dark eyes still thankfully residing in their proper places, stares at him in shocked-silent awe, as though Kagami's sudden appearance is the divinely bestowed answer to fervent prayer.
The weight of that gaze is far too heavy for comfort.
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- English
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- 15,644
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
23 Nov 2025
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"Well," the Tokujō sighs as the trio make their way toward the medical complex, "forgive the trite bullshit, but after tonight you've really got nowhere to go but up, kid."
"Mm," Itachi offers.
"And you could still eventually come out of this an elite Jōnin," Genma adds helpfully.
"Seriously, look at some of the best shinobi Konoha's produced - a whole lot of totally fucked up people. Ever hear of the Sannin?"
Itachi's eyes shift tiredly to Shisui's, and the older boy recognizes the familiar expression of "Is this person really our commanding officer?".
As he flees - rather, strategically retreats down the mountainside with a youthful urgency he has not felt in years, the aging Hokage can't help but smile a bit as he clutches his hat more securely to his head.
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Plagiarism is Not a Joke, Batman by popsunner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Nov 2020
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“How old are you?”
Bruce very much would like to have the last two minutes back please, turns out, he does not want to trust them with his identity.
“Twenty-three,” He growls.
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- Part 5 of DC One-offs
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- English
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- 2,372
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
23 Nov 2025
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‘Bruce Wayne to Sue the Batman’?” Barry reads off the paper. “Written by Clark… Kent.”
“Clark!” Diana admonishes. “We agreed we’d stay out of this!”
“I didn’t,” Barry cuts in.
Clark shrugs, barely glancing at the article. “Listen, Bruce, my boss tells me what to write, I couldn’t really control-”
“‘Bruce Wayne deserves recognition for his brilliant writing skills and ability to draw a crowd’,” Bruce quotes with a growl, “‘by stealing his work, Batman has shown he cares very little for talent or individuals’.”
Clark shrugs again. Diana frowns, “We shouldn’t be mean to him.”
Bruce does not gawk. He doesn’t. He is Batman and he is scary and he hates these people. “Be mean to- I’m Batman !”
“I am vengeance!” Hal shouts from across the room.
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your father's faults do not reflect my own by totaltrashmammal
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2021
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Talia will always protect her children, and she's tired of seeing the fear and stress that cloud Jason's face as the clown continues to terrorize the innocent people of Gotham. She's tired of Bruce's inability to keep her children safe and it's high time that she finishes what he cannot.
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- Part 2 of total's trash collection
- Language:
- English
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- 741
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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23 Nov 2025
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,411
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 50
- Comments:
- 772
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23 Nov 2025
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“Haruno Sakura, frontline medic. I like reading and going to the hot springs. I hate zombies—” all three of the kids grimaced “—and when people don’t listen to the doctor and try to escape the hospital via window—”
That feels a little pointed, Kakashi thought, feeling oddly pinned by her wide, sea-glass eyes.
“—and my goals are to surpass Tsunade-shishou and become proficient at weeding.”
Weeding? Kakashi blinked. That’s…weird.
“Uzumaki Naruto, taijutsu specialist and future hokage! I like gardening and making seals! I hate rabbits—” the other two kids nodded along in agreement, as if that was a sensible and not at all bizarre thing to say “—and war. My goals are to become strong enough to protect all my precious people and to take down at least two big terrorist organizations.”
“That’s, ah, very nice,” Kakashi muttered, because he wasn’t sure there was anything else to say.
“Uchiha Sasuke, ninjutsu. I like swords and the dobe—”
“Teme, that’s embarrassing!”
“—and tomatoes. I’m not a big fan of the moon.” As one, the three kids turned their faces up towards the sky, even though it was still daylight and the moon hadn’t risen yet, and scowled.
They couldn’t possibly have been as weird and unsettling as he’d thought—they were twelve-year-olds. So what if they collectively seemed to hate the moon, rabbits, and zombies? So what if there was something eerie and off about them?
“So, Naruto, does taking down Gato count as one of the organizations you wanted to take down as your goal?” Kakashi asked, mostly expecting an exclamation of how cool it was to be a shinobi, and how Naruto was already halfway to his goal and that he’d be Hokage in no time.
Instead, Naruto tipped his head to the side, looking confused. “Gato wasn’t a terrorist, Kakashi-sensei. And even if he was, he wasn’t who I had in mind.”
Without another word, Naruto flitted off to join his teammates where they were discussing…ritual sacrifice?
Nope. That is not my problem, Kakashi told himself firmly. And then Naruto’s words hit.
Not who he had in mind? What the fuck does that mean?
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Steph + Peter = Stepheter by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN for FromDustReturned
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker has a secret.
And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one.
No: this secret has no shape at all.
Stop being dramatic.
Ah. There’s the secret.
Dude, seriously?
The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—
If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—
—And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.OR:
Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
(Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,024
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 913
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Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
22 Nov 2025
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Kon had a good life. A great life, actually, considering where it had started (a test tube in a lab funded by a supervillain, which was admittedly not hard to beat but still). He went to high school, he lived with his dad (Superman!) and his mom (badass reporter Lois Lane!) and his annoying but adorable younger brother, he spent every other weekend at his grandparents farm in Kansas, and he was also a well respected member of the Teen Titans. Yes, anyone who took a look at his life would say it was a good one. Full of family, friends, fun, privilege, and not to mention superpowers. From an objective standpoint, his life was complete.
So why could he never shake the feeling that something was missing?
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- Part 7 of A Backstitch In Time
Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
22 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The next morning, Cassie and Bart were at the Kents’ apartment building bright and early. Conner buzzed them up and quickly gave them a rundown of what Clark had told him the night before. Both of them were obviously on board with his plan to go confront Tim Drake about erasing himself from their team and their lives as soon as possible—well, when Cassie found out they were going to Gotham and there was a chance of them encountering Stephanie Brown, she made them wait for her to run back to her place so she could change into something ‘gayer’, but then they were off.
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Newton's Third Law (Actions Have Consequences) by Megaerakles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Jul 2023
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Tim wasn’t sure just how he had managed to go from having everything completely under control and according to plan to being locked in a holding cell in the motherfucking Batcave while all of his secrets were slowly unspooled around him in a single afternoon. Well, he knew how—happy, protected Jason-who-had-no-clue-who-Tim-was had suddenly gotten all of the memories of angry, overprotective Big-Brother-Red-Hood-Jason and had proceeded to kidnap him, just because he was apparently a ‘hazard to himself and reality’. But it had all happened so quickly that he was having trouble wrapping his mind around this new complication.
“You know, I’d finally gotten used to being an only child again."
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- Part 4 of A Backstitch In Time
Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
21 Nov 2025
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“Kinda locked in a cell right now, B, but sure,” Tim said with a snort.
“Jason seems to believe that you could get yourself out of there with five minutes left alone, and that you only offered to be put in there to lull us into a false sense of security,” Bruce said, quirking a brow.
“It was also to stop Jason from tackling me again,” Tim admitted. “Pretty sure he bruised my tailbone when he knocked me down in your study. And gave me rope burn when he restrained me. And jammed my elbow when he shoved me into the trunk of his car. And—”
“I get the picture,” Bruce interrupted. “I’ll have a word with him about being more gentle with…”
“His future kidnapping victims?”
“Hey! I was un-kidnapping you! It’s totally different and I’m completely justified!” Jason hollered from across the cave.
“Well as someone who used to get kidnapped fairly frequently in another life, I have to say that ‘un-kidnapping’ feels oddly similar to actual kidnapping!” Tim yelled back.
“I suppose it was too much to hope that a mere fifty feet would be enough to keep you from arguing. You two really are brothers, aren’t you?” Bruce murmured, looking halfway between frustrated and impressed.
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“Itachi,” His mentor and commanding officer says grimly, his single visible eye angry, the line of his jaw tense under the black of his mask. “You forget that I was the Yondaime’s student. I may not be as politically influential as those old codgers sitting on the council, but there is plenty I can do to try and stop this shitshow.”
The horrible, cold feeling in the pit of his stomach hasn't vanished. But, staring at the firm, unflinching expression on his captain’s face, he feels the tiniest flicker of…hope.
Or: In another universe, Itachi breaks down and ends up spilling the beans to Hatake Kakashi.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,274
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
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- 86
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21 Nov 2025
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Izuna has a Mangekyou that brings him to the start of the day after he dies, and the shenanigans that happen as a result of this.
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- 61,676
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Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
20 Nov 2025
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Uchiha Izuna just wants his clan to survive and his brother to be happy; is that too much to ask?
Uchiha Izuna lives (sort of)
Or... Izuna's Mangekyo lets him restart a day over and over every time he dies. Canon gets smashed to pieces in the aftermath.
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- Part 1 of Izuna Has A Groundhog's Day Mangekyou
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,684
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 526
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- 2,155
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- 599
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Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
20 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
sometime in the very-early morning, the Genjutsu-Senju decided to have a conversation, of all things.
"What are the chances of Madara killing Hashirama?"
It was a token to their collective paranoia that both he and the Bastard responded within a second of her question.
"Minimal." "High."
The Bastard gave him an alarmed look from the desk. The Genjutsu-Senju, an unimpressed one.
"Be honest, Uchiha."
Izuna sighed.
"...Not unless the Tree puts his foot in his mouth in some spectacular fashion, no."
Both Senju paled
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Prison Waltz – when you travel to the future, and everyone dances to an unknown melody by FeatherFallingSoftly
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jan 2025
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Quackity just wanted to win this election. He did not want to be let down by his running mate George, or to be hunted down by the new competition with a crossbow.
And he certainly had not wanted to die and wake after a fever dream in an… obsidian prison cell?
What the F*** is even happening?
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Quackity travels into the future. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Feather’s Quackity-centric Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,568
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 22
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- 158
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- 24
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- 2,203
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20 Nov 2025
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A Pirate's Guide to Fine Dining by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2025
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Sora doesn’t know if the drug she drank is a success until she finally gives birth and two of her five babies are crying.
Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji are silent as corpses, but her little Sanji hiccups around light coos, and her tiny Gomako wails.
Three months later, when Gomako finally joins her brothers in their playpen, Niji will yank on his sister’s hair and bite her wrist to the bone so that she may relinquish his favorite toy.
Gomako doesn’t even flinch. She simply tosses the toy in the opposite corner of the playpen and toddles over to the doctors so that they may look at her wrist and check it for infection. And Sora will see this and despair, because her husband and his pet scientists robbed her daughter of everything.
Or: A self-insert lands in the world of One Piece and has to figure out how to navigate a world built on dreams when she is incapable of having one herself.
Featuring: A very much alive Trafalgar D. Water Lami, a confused Zeff who wants to know why the sea's given him more daughters than he knows what to do with, a very competent Buggy, and a Sanji with a sister who will teach him to act normal around women, so help her Nika.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,944
- Chapters:
- 35/?
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 823
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- 1,693
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20 Nov 2025
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Whatever, I'm Getting Cheese Fries by MonsegnorSnek
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Eri Williams would choose her phone over Hogwarts any other day, sadly, that is not an option for her and she would like to state again and again that there's no ounce of Slytherin in her body when her only goal in this world is try to smuggle a phone in this magic castle.
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Eri Williams, Reluctant Isekai Protagonist 2.0, Just Wants Her Phone Back!
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,037
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 243
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- 1,087
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- 380
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- 15,459
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20 Nov 2025
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Currently Getting My Ass Kicked: The Series by themagicmemo
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Nov 2025
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All my jjk self insert ficcssss
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- 71,645
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- 4
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- 44
Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
20 Nov 2025
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The Jikan Jikan no Mi was a fruit capable not of pushing someone through time, but of pushing time through a person. A person's future self is brought to the present and, afterwards, time snaps back to bring their younger self forward. When Luffy collapses at Marineford, its holder comes forward and offers to use her powers rather than let him have a second hormone injection from Iva. The power is not without its risks, but Luffy does not hesitate to accept. If he had a chance to be stronger—or to bring a stronger him in his place, even temporarily—then he would take it.
He would do anything to save Ace.
Or:
Luffy closes his eyes on the Sunny as they sail away from Wano, and he opens them on the battlefield of Marineford.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,833
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 421
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- 8,297
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- 2,381
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- 81,808
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19 Nov 2025
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Hands spread wide, sand slipping through my fingers by thepatchmatrix
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Sep 2020
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Nothing is right and his crew is gone.
He's just found them, is finally with them and now? Now all he can do is plan against the future and follow his instincts.
Jinbe will not let a bout of death and time travel keep him from his family.
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Jinbe's perspective from I know you by the state of your hands .
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- Part 2 of Calluses
Bookmarked by C_a_s_u_a_l
19 Nov 2025
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He takes to talking to the passing schools and pods. He spends a few hours in the company of some spirited dolphins, taking in the gossip surrounding the newest pirate crews. They’re nothing special, the last being Ace and the Spade Pirates two years past.
It had been a shock when the Supernovas of the Worst Generation burst onto the scene. Usually one or two supernovas would appear at a time. Rarely would they make it long in the New World. Usually, they died out or were captured long before they could make any impact.
Then came Luffy and his contemporaries and their world-shaking powers.