CaffeinatedMunchkin
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You visit a certain, shady detective after hours and help him blow off steam.
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A smile curves. Coy and adoring. You comb through his thick curls, enamored with how roguish they frame him. "Do you trust me?"
Mischief gives way to a boyish curiosity. His four syllable response hushed. "Implicitly."
The tips of your fingers continue to trace along the contours of his handsome severity. Your tone lowered mesmeric. "Are you at all familiar with the practice of gentling stallions?"
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You butter up Victor with praise and then jerk him off. That's it that's the fic.
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He needs your insolence like a hit. An itch only you can reach. He needs your tears, your ecstasy. He needs to let the beast give you the hurt, so he can turn around and be the one to kiss it better again.
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Stop Me If You've Heard This One by CaffeinatedMunchkin for xxnashiraxx
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Twilight (Movies), Underworld (Movies), Vampires (1998), Van Helsing (2004), Salem's Lot (TV 1979), Fright Night (1985), Fright Night (2011), From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), The Lost Boys (Movies), Daybreakers (2009), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Dracula (1931), Nosferatu (1979), Near Dark (1987)
19 Feb 2025
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A bard and a vampire wander into the local hags backyard-STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE
Wilted Rose Productions proudly presents its newest release: STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE. Ofelia Montez (With Stars to Fill My Dreams) and Astarion Ancunín (Christian Woman, Hungry Like the Wolf) reunite to star in this tongue-in-cheek exploit that pens a love-letter to vampirism, and all that it’s bitten; which Fangoria hails: “unpredictable, ambitious, and aware; a frightfully amusing re-telling for all to sink their teeth into - no fangs required.” and that Bloody Disgusting calls: "A wild ride. These horror high jinks are the sort that could only exist for a duo the likes of Ofelia and Astarion, and it is only because of them that this story is pulled off.”
Sex, blood, and Rock ‘n’ Roll. Bring home the absurd story you think you know, told like never before. STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE, now on video cassette - rent it tonight!Runtime of 37K words. The media advertised has been rated R for strong sexual content, graphic depictions of violence, and crude humor. Restrictions apply. Under 18 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
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You have no idea what happened or how it happened, but here you are, and you're in serious trouble.
Not because of the zombies, no. Although they could rip out your throat too, and that would be game over for you. But because you thought you were only weak enough for a fictional man, but it turns out a certain blond agent could hit your weakest points. How were you supposed to survive this world and him at the same time?
[ You can also find me on TikTok as @verostarx_ ]
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17 Mar 2026
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victor fanart chamber presented by t0ast and 0kei by t0astrr
Fandoms: Frankenstein (2025), Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
08 Mar 2026
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Give a pair of lesbians a pathetic old man played by oscar isaac and this is wat u get 😻 some of these will be fanfic-inspired so the original authors will be tagged, and I'll update as more art is produced <3 (we post more on instagram, check us out!!)
Okei/Kiwi: 0keinate0
t0ast: t0ast.pup
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28 Nov 2025
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Six survivors must wait out a police investigation into the awful events they survived in Hackett’s Quarry if they want any hope of their lives returning to anything like normalcy. There isn’t a lot to do, stuck in three crappy rooms at the Harbinger Motel, and sometimes processing trauma also involves pining for things that—and people who—might be very bad for you.
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31 Aug 2025
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After the death of his best friend leaves a young daughter fatherless, Timothy Ratliff is thrust into the role of godfather.
After the death of your father, you grow to love the man who takes up the mantle.
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A series of vignettes that follows inevitability to its conclusion.
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15 Aug 2025
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The Vampire's Prey by literaryobsessions
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Jun 2023
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Regis clicks his tongue in mock disappointment from somewhere behind you. He lets you go, like a predator toying with his prey.
"You can run from me all you like, Y/N," Regis calls after you in a low voice laced with sinful promises. "I will always catch you."
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- Part 3 of The Vampire's Mate
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20 Mar 2025