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    After a disastrous dinner date with Shane and Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike is determined to become the best ally the bisexual community has ever dreamed of... up to and including accidentally coming out as bisexual himself.

    Social media is... confused?

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    26 Mar 2026

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    BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296

    or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Jack convinces Ennis to come work on the Twist Ranch after they leave Brokeback Mountain, but life ain’t easy.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Eight years post-war, Hermione Granger is tasked with drafting groundbreaking magical legislation. Her unlikely partner: Lucius Malfoy, under house arrest and desperate to rebuild his reputation. What begins as a professional alliance becomes something far more dangerous—working sessions in the Manor library, stolen glances, a connection neither can afford. Hermione knows she should walk away. Lucius knows he should let her. But some lines, once crossed, can never be uncrossed.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Shane has spent his entire career rising above it.

    After one dirty hit, one slur, and one question too many, he stops.

    A press conference becomes a confession—and a line is finally drawn.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    *on hiatus until my family can be normal and i can write angst things*

    Loving Shane Hollander had taught Ilya Rozanov how to slow down.

    They had a plan now. A life that made sense. Something quiet, stable, and boring. For once, Ilya believed peace might be something he could actually have, not just something he pretended not to want.

    Then Troy Barrett arrives from Toronto and starts looking at what Ilya has built like it’s something he might take. Like peace is something might need too.

    Ilya tells himself it’s nothing. A misunderstanding. He plays captain. He plays fair. He plays nice.

    But loathing has always come easier than love, and once everything starts to unravel, Ilya learns there are only so many times you can choose peace before you are forced to show how far you’ll go to keep Shane Hollander to yourself and let yourself unravel in the meantime.

    Or

    Troy Barrett wants Shane badly enough to burn with the ship. Ilya is determined to get rid of him before everything between him and his freckled love falls apart and what happens after it does?

    Ilya’s POV of jealousy, mental health journeys and the miscommunication final boss rollercoaster

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    27 Dec 2025

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    "Tell me, Hollander, who is your hall pass?"

    In which Ilya asks a question and is completely chill and not at all irrational about Shane's response.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Dr. Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.”

    Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?”

    “Both.”

    “Oof.” Terry gestured at him to take a seat. “You sure you’re not dying, bud?"

    (formerly titled: at the top of the mohs scale)

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Sam Uley is adjusting to a life that not even those closest to him could ever understand. After two weeks away in the woods, he returns home, a shell of his former self. Quickly thrown into the role of leadership, he must find his place in the world—even if that involves falling in love with the enemy.

    Bella Swan is returning to Forks for the first time since she was a little girl—thrust into the life of the supernatural, she finds herself caught between the past and the present when she meets an intriguing, unwavering Sam.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Here’s my contribution to the ridiculously contrived, trashy, marriage law trope. This one involves Lucius Malfoy and a muggle stripper, with snarky commentary by Percy Weasley. Rated M for some sex scenes.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    set five years after the end of the war following a line where harry and ginny don’t get married and instead harry and pansy build a relationship. told in alternating perspectives from pansy and hermione.

    Hermione can't... she can't work out their relationship. They seem comfortable with each other, their elbows are touching and Harry's hand is on Pansy’s knee, and there's something when they look at each other. No, she doesn't get it at all. When Harry stands to get the next round Pansy touches his arm and asks him to "get her a Gillywater, darling" and Harry nods, his hand brushing across the top of her head, the term of supposed endearment going unnoticed, as though it's used regularly. Hermione wonders what he calls her in return.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    In which Draco becomes friends with the Golden Trio in first year and seven years later is hopelessly in love with Harry.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    There had been a tragedy. The Ottawa Centaurs' plane had crashed in northern Georgia, during the course of their flight from Carolina to Tampa. They didn't know much else yet. All NHL activities were suspended for the next seven days.

    Wait, what?

    At seventeen, Shane Hollander met the love of his life. At twenty-nine, gravity took him away.

    Shane wishes he’d died, too.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    Perhaps more than Parseltongue runs through Tom's veins.

    The Gaunts have always carried a hunger in their blood. Not just for power—but for each other.

    As Tom’s wrist works beneath the covers, he thinks about their legacy, and the way it had dripped from Harry’s tongue.

    He feels no shame for his urges. Tradition is sacred, after all.

    And Tom has always wanted a family.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Circles can be tiring. They have no end. But sometimes, the path is set for a reason, as anything outside the circle is even worse than what's within. Harry is running in circles with Draco Malfoy, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't escape.

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    15 May 2025

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    After the war, Draco accidentally becomes responsible for a whole passel of children. Along the way, he has to dodge Harry Potter nosing around in his business.

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    11 May 2025

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    When Effie Trinket runs away in the middle of her own wedding (blame it all on wedding jitters!) and jumps into the car of a stranger with two little girls on the backseat, she doesn't know just how far the hitched ride will take her...

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    Chapters:
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    25 Apr 2025

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    “Do NOT try to fuck our Escort.” She growled at him while the young woman had stepped out of ear shot.
    What did Lucy take him for? Someone that ran around collecting conquests like a horny teenager?
    The Capitol woman turned back to them briefly and flashed that smile again.
    Lucy was glowering at him.
    “No promises.” He answered honestly.

    AU in which Lucy Gray survived to become a mentor, and has to deal with Haymitch and Effie getting to know each other. And just deal with a young Haymitch in general.

    Very much a WIP tags are updated as things come up!

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    23 Apr 2025

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    "Awhile back, there was some sort of pox epidemic that killed a bunch of them and left a lot more infertile. New breeding stock. That's how they see us." (Dalton in Mockingjay). To what extent is that true? What steps are put in place to make sure fertility rates go up rather than down? And how does that affect people living in Thirteen?

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    59
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    1,100
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    21,643

    21 Apr 2025

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    Haymitch didn’t know how to speak to four years old and being left in charge of one hadn’t exactly been in his short term plans. And yet.

    When he is forced to adopt a toddler Katniss, Haymitch's whole life is turned upside down.

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    16/16
    Comments:
    223
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    2,090
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    Hits:
    33,095

    21 Apr 2025

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