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Puberty 2 by laika_the_space_dog
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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19 Jul 2026
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Just 'Cause I Want You by nvinbloom12
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Markiplier TV (Web Series)
20 Jul 2026
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Where the Hail Mary survives a trip through a black-hole-that's-not-really-a-black-hole on their journey to Erid, and our favorite teacher-alien duo discover a new Blip-A.
An abandoned and fully-functional space station floats just outside the atmosphere of a distant celestial body, which seems to be covered in a suspicious red liquid. And if that's not crazy enough, a tree seems to be growing from the depths of that crimson sea, with a barely-breathing human man hooked onto one of its branches.
It's time for Grace to be brave; after having the pressure of saving the entire world on his shoulders for so long, what was one more life?
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18 Jul 2026
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It's Dark in My Imagination by hesychia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Dr. Ryland Grace didn't expect to spend his Friday night at the vampire burlesque show with his coworkers. He especially didn't expect to see one of them on stage.
AKA Simon is a dancer doing a blood-themed burlesque routine.
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Between the Stars by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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After Grace and Rocky save the stars, they discover impossible debris drifting in space: a human-made submarine from a timeline that should no longer exist. Inside is Simon, a traumatized Little from a darker future where the mission failed, the stars vanished, and he was sent alone into a blood ocean with no suppressants, no comfort, and no hope.
Now Grace and Rocky must help Simon survive a future that never happened, heal from a world that taught him Littles were shameful, and learn that being small doesn’t mean being alone.
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12 Jul 2026
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I never thought I'd have this, but here you are. by gloom_gloom
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jul 2026
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From a Tree in a blood ocean, to a small piece of a world never experienced
Yearning for human connection, knowing you will never have it again, to a blood-soaked man in your bio-dome.
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02 Jul 2026
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Mom, am I still young? (Can I Dream for a Few Months More?) by laika_the_space_dog
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace might be far from home, crashing due to headspace sickness, bound to never see Earth again, but it's not all bad! At least he's got Rocky, and maybe once they get to Erid he can get his caregiver headspace out of his system by helping with the Pebbles. Things are looking up!
Que the terrifying blood red planet.
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A PHM and Iron Lung crossover classification AU bc Simon is soooo little coded and I need more caregiver Ryland fics lol
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- Part 1 of Puberty 2
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25 Jun 2026
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Even Dogs Know Not to Drink Saltwater by Mixxy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Grace is kind, warm, and generous with his gentle touch. Simon just wishes he could stop hurting him in return. After biting the hand that feeds one too many times, Simon seeks out Rocky to build him some items to keep Grace safe.
After all, muzzled dogs can't bite.
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- Part 1 of Good Boy
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23 Jun 2026
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I called your name 'til the fever broke by ladybitter
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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“Simon!” one of his Brothers called. “What did you find?”
It took him a moment to find his words. When he did, he didn’t recognize his own voice. “I think . . . it’s a miracle.”The Hail Mary is found by Eden, who take Grace in as one of their own. For better and worse.
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21 Jun 2026
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Stranded alone at the edge of the universe by OneStepOnly
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jul 2026
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Simon is trapped in a submarine, surrounded by an ocean of blood, waiting to die. Ryland Grace is alone in deep space, trying to save humanity.
One day Grace intercepts Simon's impossible distress call and they both realize that their worlds make absolutely no sense.
The signal is instant, their memories are glitched, and time keeps resetting.The truth terrifying: they are trapped in simulation pods inside a massive, dying generation ship that is drifting in the dark.
(All the fanart in the story are by the amazing kaelaroden_1 on TikTok)
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20 Jun 2026
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Rocky Hate Mark by DiminnieDuck
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
20 Jun 2026
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“Hey, Simon?”
“Yeah?”
“Do I have your permission to eat later?”
The look of shock on Simon’s face was priceless. He opens his mouth before closing it again like a fish out of water. He desperately turns to Rocky and Adrian. “I—I swear on my life I absolutely do not control what he eats.”
In which Grace has been desperately trying to prank Simon, and not a single thing has played out the way it should… that is, until Rocky and Adrian decide to visit, Grace is reminded of a particular prank he saw online, back on earth.
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20 Jun 2026
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You're The Reason Why (I Can Never Hide) by prettyyinpunk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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No astrophage au. Grace is a teacher, Simon is a museum security guard, they meet during a field trip. Simon and Grace are both anxious wrecks who can’t talk about their feelings.
Grace is trippin (ah) stumblin (ah) into Simon’s heart.
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19 Jun 2026
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The Small Things by Notarobot07
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jun 2026
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Simon wants to try initiating physical contact. Cuddles ensue.
Just them loving each other. That’s kinda it.
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- Part 7 of Bloody Mary Oneshots
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19 Jun 2026
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At the end of a bad day, Ben's feeling fed up with always being the bad guy, but Chris manages to make everything better.
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16 Jun 2026
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We Don't Have To Be One Or The Other by bionic man (thesassassin)
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation
14 Jan 2018
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Ben Wyatt prefers working alone. Ben Wyatt does not have a crush on his new colleague. Ben Wyatt is good at lying to himself.
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16 Jun 2026
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As an internet streamer, Simon had to keep a lot of things about his life secret even if he wanted to talk to someone about it. His past, his hobbies, hell even his clothing choices sometimes. Of course, it was nearly the same for Grace, albeit much less since he had his best friend.
None could really predict that this would happen, but they both knew they wouldn’t hear the end of it from Rocky and Adrian wasn't about to step in.Bookmarked by ChatterTeethJoey
15 Jun 2026
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The Infants Of The Spring by grazial
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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Grace opened his eyes and began to move again, and his gaze fell upon what he thought was perhaps the most gorgeous man he had ever seen. Thick black wavy hair was partially tied at the back of his head with small, unruly strands loose and free around his face. His beautiful dark eyes briefly looked over and Grace’s already flushed face warmed further.
And suddenly his own stupid feet were tangled beneath him. Grace almost felt as if this man had severed the connection between his brain and body, as his usually rapidly firing pace was merely static and silence. Grace landed face down on the floor and decided to just accept his cruel fate.
Even this floor smells of flowers!
Or the bloodymary flowershop au in which both Grace and Simon are hopeless, and hopelessly infatuated with one another.
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15 Jun 2026
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Shower Help by Saharanmarshy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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Simon is refusing to shower. Grace notices and tries to help out.
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15 Jun 2026
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It was so very surreal. When the Eridians had notified him about another ship, he had thought it might have been debris or something. When they told him they heard a heartbeat coming from inside… It stopped him up. He hadn’t seen another human in so long. So long. He was sure it was some kind of mistake. How could a ship possibly get up into space, let alone come near enough to Erid for them to find it? The odds were nearly impossible. Yet there it was.
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Or, Simon is rescued by Eridians and Ryland Grace nurses him back to healthBookmarked by ChatterTeethJoey
13 Jun 2026
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I Made My Bed (But I'll Sleep Anywhere) by Perpetual_Scribe
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Life was a blur ever since Simon left Haven.
The first week was spent putting some distance between himself and the kingdom as he ruminated on his mistakes. He tore himself down until all that was left was a shell of a man. A ghost who drifted from town to town, kingdom to kingdom for months, refusing to settle down long enough for anyone to know his name. He didn’t want to be known. He didn’t deserve it.Series
- Part 6 of Bloodymary Royalty AU
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12 Jun 2026
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Alone at the edge of the universe by Punnyloser
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
11 Jun 2026
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A fic where Simon thinks he is gone and the stars are gone and everything is over, till an angel speaks to him and he thinks perhaps he had finally done enough
Or a fic where Grace is freaking out because what do you mean there's more humans out this far? Stratt what did you do?? ROCKY WE HAVE TO SAVE THIS GUY