ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
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The Gang Bangs Coronabeth by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for violynnights (PyrrhaDveotee)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Feb 2024
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Coronabeth Tridentarius has wronged her sister for the last time. As retribution, Ianthe hosts a punishment party meant to humiliate the beloved Princess back into submission.
Set in an alternate universe where everyone is alive and living at Canaan House. Does that make sense? Probably not. But it's for sex reasons.
For UncleCool's "Dark Fuck Prince Fest."
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Reach Out, Touch Faith by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for BonesforTime
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Apr 2023
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“The Emperor Undying, The Kindly Prince of Death! cordially invites you to the wedding of his most faithful and devoted of subjects, Prince Ianthe Naberius the First, and The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Lady of the Ninth House…”
Prince Kiriona Gaia the First finds Ianthe and Harrowhark's impending nuptials problematic, and vows to do something about it.
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Even Flowers Have Their Dangers by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for LesbianJesusLovesYou
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2023
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Called to join the highest service in the land, Harrowhark Nonagesimus embarks on a terrible and dangerous journey to the First House, to become one of the Emperor Undying’s Lyctors, and help put an end to the plague of Beasts terrorizing Canaan Woods. Along the way, she meets some fellow travelers who might not exactly be who they seem, and discovers what she knows as truth, may just be lies afterall…
"And I know things now
Many valuable things
That I hadn't known before
Do not put your faith
In a cape and a hood
They will not protect you
The way that they should
And take extra care with strangers
Even flowers have their dangers" -
Tell me everything I'm not, but please don't tell me to stop by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for ChocoChipBiscuit
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Jan 2023
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Prince Kiriona Gaia the First (unwillingly) comes home to the Mithraeum to celebrate an anniversary. What seems like just another terrible gathering of Lyctors suddenly takes a more seductive turn when Cytherea the First sets her eyes on the visiting Cohort champion.
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A Cytherea never went to Canaan House / Cohort / Kiriona Gaia was raised by Jod AU.
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Something Unholy by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for dancemusicsexromance
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Nov 2022
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To save the soul of one of her parishioners, Priest Harrowhark Nonagesimus makes an ill advised deal with the demon Kiriona Gaia, a Tower Prince of Hell. Surprising no one, she gets much more than she bargained for. (And a lot of orgasms too.)
Inspired by this Griddlehark Demon x Priest fan art by @DMSR_ on twitter!
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Title from Sam Smith and Kim Petras' "Unholy."
Recent series
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Dr. Cam by bonecooch (thecursedtomb), bonergesimus (thecursedtomb), BUCK3T (thecursedtomb), ChillyWeirdoInACoffin, ChokeMeDaddyGod (thecursedtomb), Doctor Skeleboner (thecursedtomb), Goldenfist_003 (thecursedtomb), IceLollyBimbo (thecursedtomb), JailForMother (thecursedtomb), MyButtholeIsSoSmall (thecursedtomb), thecursedtomb
Fandom The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jan 2022
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AU Hell by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandom The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Aug 2021
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Alternate Universes set within The Locked Tomb Alternate Universes.
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Pizza Girl by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin, IceLollyBimbo (thecursedtomb)
Fandom The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2020
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When She Was Wicked by orphan_account
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Jun 2025
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In every life there is a turning point. A moment so tremendous, so sharp and breathtaking, that one knows one's life will never be the same. For Michaela Stirling, London's most infamous rake, that moment came the first time she laid eyes on Francesca Bridgerton.
After a lifetime of chasing women, of smiling slyly as they chased her, of allowing herself to be caught but never permitting her heart to become engaged, she took one look at Francesca Bridgerton and fell so fast and hard into love it was a wonder she managed to remain standing. Unfortunately for Michaela, however, Francesca's surname was to remain Bridgerton for only a mere thirty-six hours longer—the occasion of their meeting was, lamentably, a supper celebrating her imminent wedding to her cousin.
But that was then... Now Michaela is the earl and Francesca is free, but still she thinks of her as nothing other than her dear friend and confidant. Michaela dares not speak to her of her love... until one dangerous night, when she steps innocently into her arms, and passion proves stronger than even the most wicked of secrets...
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Bookmarked by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
28 Feb 2026
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I hope this email finds you duplicitous, slut. by lenalarat
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 May 2023
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I drape myself over your knee. I can feel your leg shift against my cunt. You can feel how wet I am for you (in this scenario!! That is completely made up and unrelated to reality!!!)
Or: Emails exchanged between young, pathetic professor A- (Augustine Quinque) and horny grad-student M- (Mercymorn).
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The Sexual Education of Francesca Bridgerton by KapandherScratchpad
Fandom Bridgerton (TV)
24 Mar 2026
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Who better to teach Francesca Bridgerton about sex than Michaela Stirling?
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Bookmarked by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
09 Feb 2026
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Relational Apotheosis by JackedofSpades for runobody2
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Nov 2020
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Essentially, Harrow solves perfect Lyctorhood directly after chapter 53 but before the epilogue of Harrow the Ninth. I'm really bad at summaries but there are a lot of memes in here.
This is my femslash 2020 fill for runobody2 who wanted a fic about how the dynamic of Harrow and Gideon's relationship would change the next time they meet. I decided to try and keep to canon but then diverge in speculation as to how that might happen while they reconcile and discuss their relationship while the plot... continues to happen I guess. Hope I didn't get to into the plot speculation and gave you enough Gid/Harrow to fulfill your request!
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Bookmarked by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
18 Jan 2021
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Hilarious. Lamborghini Mercy fic.
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Avulsion Means Tearing Away by BonesforTime
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Jun 2021
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Harrow aggressively seeks absolution from Gideon after siphoning her dangerously during the Avulsion trial.
Unexpectedly, it all goes soft.
Bookmarked by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
11 Jun 2021