Chiripaxa
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Glock in my 'rari by Chiripaxa
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons
13 Oct 2025
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Bart "Jojo" Simpson has never been a stranger to the type of job his father has. In fact Bart has been aspiring to become even one tenth of as good as his dad at being a mafioso. Until one day he finds his father bleeding out on the street from a violent drive-by shooting ordered by the rival meth gang, and his boss's formal boss, Eugene Krabs. Not even 18, and yet Bart finds himself loaded with an automatic rifle and a glock, taking his fathers place as one of Pinstripe Bob's closest bodyguards. Can Bart handle the risk and responsibility of his promotion, and most importantly, can he succesfully infiltrate Krabs's headquarters, the 'Toot Club', and take revenge for his fathers death?
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Rongyin has been having cold spells at night. Who better to warm her up than her childhood friend and harem medicinal queen Noble Consort Chun?
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Alex has had to witness the death of her own father and had spent the last two years attempting to heal from the damage it has caused her. Steve meanwhile returns from a grand adventure where he has slain the mighty ender dragon. He professes his love for her and it opens all the sealed away trauma that Alex had hidden. His relentless attitude to get Alex to like him back has her path cross with a mysterious witch. From then on Alex has to deal with more than just reopened scars of grief as she gets closer to this grey eyed magical woman. But war is looming and the people are restless. Will they be able to survive together, or will Alex have to sacrifice more than she's willing to not have her favourite person get hurt?
Steve reaches a breaking point through the war, and goes through redemption as he deals with newfound feelings for the opposing God, Herobrine. But he would have to betray his current master, Notch. To do so he has to concur his greatest fear. Abandonment. And being scolded by Alex's new girlfriend.
Overall this is going to be a very gay and a very emotion driven fanfic. Buckle up and please express your dissapointments as politely as you can because I will cry if they're mean.
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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12 Dec 2023
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South Park was one of those towns where anything could happen. The people there weren't surprised when things such as aliens touched down, or alternate universes began to collide. But they were surely shocked to their core when zombies began running amuck, killing and destroying anything and everything in their path.
In order to survive the bloodshed and death, the surviving teens of South Park banded together to fight against all odds. With Cartman and Kenny at the forefront of their group, nothing would be able stop them from outlasting the undead and making it out alive.
Until one day, Cartman saw an unmistakenly familiar set of emerald eyes he thought he'd never see again.
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- Part 1 of Fallacy
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11 Dec 2023
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Eric Cartman begins to have heavily sexual dreams about one Kyle Broflovski, scaring even himself in the process. So eager to find an explanation for his many fantasies, he tells the other guys in class.
With one exception, he tells them the dreams are about Wendy.Kyle is oblivious, and Craig calls bullshit.
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11 Dec 2023
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They all say Yongshuo Palace is haunted, but she still has a job to do. Ghosts be damned.
The aftermath of the Empress' death and Wei Yanwan's punishment, seen through the eyes of a lowly palace maid.
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11 Dec 2023
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“Come on! I could’ve crushed that beta jew!”
Beta. Yeah.
He rubbed his stomach subconsciously, where his growing uterus lay.
He just wanted to get his gear and put it in his car before school started, was that too much to ask?
Apparently fucking so, said the universe, as it placed Eric Fucking Cartman right in the hall outside the gym on the first day back to school. What a hilarious prank, what an awesome joke.
It was almost as hilarious as making Eric Fucking Cartman an alpha and him an omega.*3.5k+ words per chapter on average
*Tags will change as the story progresses!- Language:
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29 Dec 2021