ColorMeParanoid
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Buck groaned as Eddie leaned a bit too far back, pressing his body fully against Buck’s own but before he could apologize, he felt a familiar shape pressed against his lower back. “I thought you said you didn’t have your flashlight on you.”
“What are you on about? I don’t have a-“
It seemed to be attached to Buck’s belt so he just groped it for a second, trying to figure out how to get it off when Buck’s entire body went rigid and he realized that the item he was holding didn’t exactly feel like a flashlight was supposed to. It was in a similar shape, sure, and it was hard but it wasn’t metal hard and he’d certainly never in his life encountered a flashlight that twitched under his grip. Or one that felt so warm to the touch.
“That’s not my flashlight,” Buck informed him in a strangled voice and Eddie went rigid too as the realization sank in. It was Buck’s cock. He was shamelessly groping Buck’s cock.
Or, the one in which Buck and Eddie get stuck in a hole
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The front door swung open and Eddie stepped out in all of his annoyed glory. “Buck, what’s taking so- oh,” he said, his face scrunched up like he’d just smelled something bad.
“Oh,” Tommy echoed, the smile on his face freezing into a pained grimace as the dots in his mind started to connect.
“What are you doing here?” Eddie demanded, arms crossed over his chest.
“He came to check on me. See how I was doing after the whole ‘Bobby is back from the dead’ thing,” Buck was quick to explain, since Tommy’s brain was still too busy rebooting. “Isn’t that nice?”
If anything, that set Eddie off even more. “What, and he couldn’t do that over the phone?”
Or, the one in which Tommy finds out Eddie's back from Texas
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he's got a key to my heart (and my handcuffs) by ColorMeParanoid
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Apr 2025
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Experimenting while single required creativity, which Stiles had in abundance. What he severely lacked in, however, was patience. And Stiles had done a lot of stupid things in his lifetime, but as he tugged uselessly at the handcuffs that kept him chained to his bed by his rapidly bruising wrist, he couldn’t deny that this had to be one of the stupidest ones to date.
Especially when there was a loud, thundering knock on his door and a deep, male voice called out the words, “Fire department!”
God, what an absolute nightmare this day had turned out to be.
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“Daniel Molloy, I presume?” Lestat said and god, even his voice was sexy. Deeper than expected and that stupid accent was doing it for him, too. Jesus. If he were a couple of decades younger and far less wise, he’d go crawling back to him, too.
But he did have some self respect left, as well as a functional, if occasionally wonky self preservation instinct so when Lestat’s amused smirk reminded him of the fact that the bastard was prying into his every thought and probably having a good ol’ laugh about this old pervert daydreaming about licking him, he locked those thoughts down the way Louis taught him and gathered his composure.
“Your eyes are very blue,” he blurted out like a besotted fucking idiot.
Well. At least he tried.
Or, the one in which Daniel calls Lestat to come get his brooding husband out of his apartment and finally meets him in the process
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Buck scoffed, ripping his arm out of Eddie’s hold. “Seriously, Eddie? You’re really trying to sell me that ‘it’s not you it’s me’ crap?” When Eddie stayed silent for one moment too long, Buck turned around, more than ready to leave their shared bed and said, “Screw the couch. I’m going to stay with Maddie for a while.”
“I can’t stop thinking about Tommy,” Eddie blurted out and Buck was glad he was still sitting down because hearing that likely would have ended up with him falling right to the ground with the way he lost all feeling in his legs. And in general. All he could think through the sudden numbness taking over his body was-
“My ex boyfriend Tommy?”
And here he thought things couldn’t get any worse. Or more confusing.
Or, the one in which Eddie and Chris return home and there's only one bed
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the mortifying ordeal of being known by ColorMeParanoid
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
07 Dec 2024
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Dying Is an Art (I Do It Exceptionally Well) by cawthraven for trevino
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
17 Dec 2022
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After Buffy crawls out of her grave, she finds a familiar place to rest. It's quiet and safe, and the vampire who lives there can take care of her.
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28 Jul 2025
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Dying Is an Art (I Do It Exceptionally Well) by cawthraven
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After Jason’s death, Dick finds himself in Blüdhaven, trying, for just a moment, to take a break from the world.
His new neighbors don’t make that easy for him.
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- Part 9 of slade + dick
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Bookmarked by ColorMeParanoid
09 Jul 2025
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and i’ll pull your hedge down by wingdingery
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summer falling through our fingers by wingdingery for Unrepentantly_Fallen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2024
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The moment Bruce’s parents died, he knew his life had been completely reshaped—and, as he grew older, he knew that new shape had no room for a soulmate. For years he convinced himself that was for the best—that finding his soulmate now would only lead to far more trouble than it would be worth.
Then his soulmate reveals himself, and Bruce realizes that he has never been more wrong.
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- Part 2 of love (from the other side)
- Part 9 of bruce + dick
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09 Jul 2025
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summer falling through our fingers by wingdingery
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Slade’s presence should be unsettling, and it is—don’t get him wrong. But it’s also finally something happening, a chance for Dick to work off some of this tension. He’d be lying if he said a part of him wasn’t itching for the fight he knows is coming.
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It usually goes like this: Slade teasing him, Dick responding in kind, until one of them backs down from the ledge they always seem to be teetering on. But today Dick is so not in the mood to be teased, still a bit prickly from his mission’s failure. Still trying not to think about how many bodies must be outside this room.
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Dick's failing his mission, can't get out of his handcuffs, and guess who walks in the door. Just fucking guess.