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In the belly of a sweaty July evening, the hopeless boy finds himself sticky, sweaty, and deminished. Thoughs curropted by the sweet tanglement of long pale fingers ceasing through brown curls bring lurid desires.
Although he never prided himself on his harping heart, each note wailes from a cavernous pit, devoted to a non-existent beat.
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Explore how Alexis Ness's heart becomes once things slowly change between him and Michael.
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Sae's always had the spotlight; he tries to get to his college lessons with no hassle from the paparazzi. He becomes good at slipping from the public's eye, so much so that people stop trying to scavenge for him. However, a set of pink eyes has always noticed each sly movement.
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Sae's own proficiency leads to no one being able to help him; he also has a very compulsive gambling addiction.
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When an encounter with an eccentric client's shaman leaves Mike Ross with a literal, anatomical alteration overnight—trading his male private parts for a female one— his already chaotic life goes up in flames. Desperate to keep his condition a secret while navigating intense hormonal surges, Mike’s increasingly strange behavior quickly draws the suspicion of his very perceptive boss. When the tension finally hits a breaking point, Harvey steps in as the ultimate fixer, only helping in blurring the lines between professional loyalty and personal gratification. Mike shall then confront the hidden desires that triggered the transformation in the first place.
Or: Mike magically wakes up with a vagina and smut ensues between him and Harvey.
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Cherry Cola by kasutera (kohakutouuu)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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What is one word you would use to describe a summer fling?
Ah—he feels his face heat up, and can tell all eyes are on him. He doesn’t think when he answers, just types it as fast as he can so he doesn’t have to look at it again. He passes the phone back to Michael who is looking at him skeptically with an eyebrow raised, but doesn’t comment on the dusty pink present on his cheeks.
“Okay,” he says, “the question was…“What is one word you would use to describe a summer fling?””
He presses the continue button and starts reading everyone’s answers.
“I said, ‘fleeting’, Sae said ‘annoying’, and little Yoichi said…” His face lights up as he turns to face Yoichi.
“Inevitable.”
Or: Three roommates have returned to Madrid convinced that the past stays in the past and they've left it behind—after all, summer flings stay in summer. Unfortunately for them, the cruel and cold season of Autumn, with the help of their apartment building, has a sick sense of humor.
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Floral and Fading (kainess) by melanch0lyyxc
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
08 Apr 2026
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“These thorns on the stem are nearly tearing up my skin” - Pierce The Veil
I didn't know what love was. My parents never loved or believed in me…no one around me did. Nor have I ever fallen in love. Until I met him. He sparked something in me that I couldn't quite name…something I never felt…But how can one tell their best friend that they love them? Especially when you're both boys. Especially when it's purely one sided and I mean nothing to him.
Who knew love could lead to harm…love is a sickness… -
A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, AO3, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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You've seen it. A fic formatted like a classified document. A chapter that looks like a real social media feed. An interactive game, somehow, inside an AO3 work. You clicked the kudos button. You thought: how.
This is the tutorial that answers that.
A beginner-friendly guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 — no prior coding experience required. By the end of this series, you'll know enough to write formatted fics, build your own workskins, style your entire AO3 interface, and maybe make something that makes other people stop and think how.
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- Part 23 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 2 of HTML/CSS AO3 Skins & Tutorials
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as on earth, as it is in hell by Wicked_hood
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
17 Jun 2026
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"Hell is empty, all the demons are here."
In the Ministry of Excellence's new regime, every body has a purpose and every soul a price. Alexis Ness, once the brains of the Secondary League's resistance, has been appraised, washed, and branded. The tattoo on the back of his neck, 'V.D.-08', is the death warrant of his identity and the birth certificate of his new function: a Waste Womb. In a Berlin where Omegas are commodities and Alphas are gods in white uniforms, Ness will discover that Michael House is not just a marble and gold mansion, but a cage designed for the only man capable of withstanding High Commander Kaiser's obsession.