Consultinghaz
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- Kingsman (Movies) (2)
- Trainspotting (Movies) (1)
- Kingsman (Movies) RPF (1)
- Ghosts (TV 2019) (1)
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The Captain releases some tension after a hard day organising the undead Button House troops.
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Skagboy/Trainspotting era Mark has a few problems coming off of junk, however his best mate Simon Williamson is more than happy to offer a helping hand.
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Studying the Honeypot. by Consultinghaz
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman (Movies) RPF
31 Aug 2016
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The Kingsmen are running low on the work load, however Harry still seems to be as bust as ever.
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Out of place are we Mr. Hart? by Consultinghaz
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
14 Jun 2015
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Eggsy plays some stupid pranks in order to make the school day more interesting and lands himself in detention with a new teacher for the whole week. But what will happen when the tension in the classroom grows?
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Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.
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31 Mar 2024
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This is porn.
Latest Chapter: Patri has a praise kink. Claudia accidentally finds out about it.
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- Part 1 of WoSo Smutshots
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Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
03 Jan 2024
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Stede lifted a hand and tapped his finger against the bell.
“You wanna know what you can do for your captain?” he asked.or
Stede gets horny about the cat bell in the hallway during ep 5
Bookmarked by Consultinghaz
25 Oct 2023
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Learning at the Foot of One of the Greats by Internerdionality
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2023
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“Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”
A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.
Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.
“You can’t be fucking serious!”
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- Part 3 of Season 2 Screaming
- Part 14 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
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15 Oct 2023
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When a conversation around the campfire one night turns to the topic of dirty talk during sex, the knights proceed to try and outdo one another at it, yielding some truly hilarious attempts. Merlin's roped in after a fashion because the knights reckon it'd be golden to hear Merlin talking dirty, only Merlin turns out to have the filthiest mouth in their company, getting everyone squirming barely minutes into his session.
Arthur's more affected than he'd like to admit, and finds he can't stop thinking about it later even in the tent that he's sharing with Merlin...