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    Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—

    “Are you trying to shake hands?”

    “Yes, I thought—”

    Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”

    “Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”

    It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.

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    31 Mar 2024

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    This is porn.

    Latest Chapter: Patri has a praise kink. Claudia accidentally finds out about it.

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    03 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Stede lifted a hand and tapped his finger against the bell.
    “You wanna know what you can do for your captain?” he asked.

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    Stede gets horny about the cat bell in the hallway during ep 5

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    25 Oct 2023

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    “Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”

    A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.

    Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.

    “You can’t be fucking serious!”

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    15 Oct 2023

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    When a conversation around the campfire one night turns to the topic of dirty talk during sex, the knights proceed to try and outdo one another at it, yielding some truly hilarious attempts. Merlin's roped in after a fashion because the knights reckon it'd be golden to hear Merlin talking dirty, only Merlin turns out to have the filthiest mouth in their company, getting everyone squirming barely minutes into his session.

    Arthur's more affected than he'd like to admit, and finds he can't stop thinking about it later even in the tent that he's sharing with Merlin...

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    23 Jan 2023

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