17 Works by Cosmicpanda13
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After several years of working under a Senior Researcher as the Foundation's newest recruit, Craig Tucker finds himself assigned to writing his first entry of one of the anomalies contained within the facility. From a sentient talking towel with a weed problem to a giant, hard-to-destroy reptile mech that wants to destroy humanity, he really doesn’t know what to expect from his new assignment. It definitely isn’t the timid, blond human male huddled in the corner of the room.
Craig can’t help but wonder why someone like him would be contained in a place like this…
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- Part 1 of SCP South Park AU
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“What the fuck is that?”
It’s only the most appropriate question when four guys from school that you don’t even like invite you over for a party, tell you they have something ‘cool’ that they want to show you,
And then pull a fucking embalmed hand out of their backpack.
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Turns out, he was just a late bloomer.
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It would pass well enough as the sky, sure. In fact, millions of Earth’s people went about their nights assuming it was. No one expected the sky to descend and snatch up thousands of people at a time. It —whatever It was— was a master at sensing life signatures and devouring them. And though Craig had the advantage of knowing about it, he wasn’t clever enough to outsmart it.
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Cramps & Cravings by Cosmicpanda13 for freakoid (FineTheCouchIsCoolToo)
Fandoms: South Park
31 Oct 2024
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It’s driving him crazy. He must be crazy to actually enjoy feeling this way. To actually want the vampire to return.
And to Tweek’s great relief, it does return just as it promised it would.
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A collection of my WIPs whether they be longfics, shortfics, or one shots
None of them are complete, none of them are edited, none of them I have the time to finish rn!
Consider them *sneak peeks*
Each chapter is assigned to a different WIP
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All Tweek ever wanted was to have a family to love him unconditionally. After losing his parents to a fire at Tweek Bros, he's left alone and traumatized.
Little does he know, Craig's invitation for Tweek and his friends to come to his rural hometown for their fabled midsummer festival will change his life forever.
An AU based on the movie Midsommar(2019)
Written for Tweek Week 2024!
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The Blood Moon is rising, and Tweek is feeling its effects.
Craig thinks it's just a standard werewolf celebration, and he wants to be there to support his eternal lover and his traditions.
He has no idea what this night has in store for him.
(This is part of my other fic "What We Do In The Shadows," but this one can be read as a standalone! ;)
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- Part 1 of What We Do In The Shadows Verse
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In 2021, a documentary crew gained access to a highly secretive society.
They were granted protection by the subjects of the film and wore crucifixes while recording.
This is what they witnessed.
(In other words, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Craig are vampire housemates and supernatural shenanigans ensue as they try to cope with their daily (nightly) lives)
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- Part 2 of What We Do In The Shadows Verse
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No one knew what Craig was keeping in his basement.
Clyde did.
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A collection of random oneshots that my brain felt compelled to make because of [REDACTED]
It may help, but you don’t need to have read [REDACTED] to understand what’s going on!! :)
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- Part 2 of SCP South Park AU
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What seemed like a good opportunity to leave the hell that is South Park and introduce Tweek to his father's side of the family in the South quickly turns into a nightmare as everything seems to have it out for young Craig Tucker. He's just here to have a good time with his boyfriend, but unfortunately, the universe has other ideas...
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GET THE FUCKING VACCINE, CLYDE: A Post-Covid Special by Cosmicpanda13
Fandoms: South Park
27 Nov 2021
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The time machine worked, and they are back in the past. What Clyde doesn’t know is Craig, Tweek, Token, Jimmy, and Wendy are here for a different reason from the main four.
You’re gonna take that vaccine, Clyde. Even if they have travel to the past to make it happen.
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Tweek buys Craig a new guinea pig from a rather sketchy pet store after Stripe the Third gets stepped on by Mrs.Tucker.
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Craig takes a ride.
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Clyde was confused.
Why wouldn’t his best friend tell him that he’s a YouTuber? And apparently, a very popular one that makes a lot of money at that. Is he embarrassed or something? It seems like it would be more of a flex than anything, so Clyde can’t understand why Craig wouldn’t tell him about this part of his life.
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Empaths, gifted individuals who posses the ability to manifest colorful orbs of their specialized emotions and manipulate them at will. These rare abilities present themselves with the onset of puberty, and require specialized training from skilled professors within the Council’s training facility.
Unfortunately for young, Tweek Tweak, he’s not acclimating very well to his new forced lifestyle as an empathologist.