Crazytortuga
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“As I see it now muñequita, there is only one thing you can do to save your reputation”
Your words were barely understandable between your sobs “Mamá, there is nothing I can do. My life is ruined! What could be better than marrying a Mendoza?”
“Marrying a Madrigal, of course”
After being humiliatingly dumped by your fiancé days before your wedding, your mother comes up with a cunning plan in order to save your reputation.
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Stupid Cupid! by Crazytortuga
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
13 Jun 2020
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Charlotte, a really obnoxious rich girl, is suddenly forced to become the replacement of Cupid, the God of love. Now, she will have to help everyone in New York City find true love. The problems of that? her zero relationship experience, her twisted sense of reality, her really perverted mind, and did we mention she's really obnoxious?
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There's no one but you by Crazytortuga
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), TMNT (2007), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003)
13 Mar 2016
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The young and irresponsible Mika didn't know the big mess she was getting into when, while doing her job as a pizza parlor receptionist, she started flirting with the 'nice sounding' Michelangelo over the phone.
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Never Again! by Crazytortuga
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), TMNT (2007)
19 Jan 2016
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Three years ago, Donnie let the love of his life slip away from his hands.
Now that she's back in the city he will do anything to win her back… and I mean anything...
Will they finally achieve their happy ending? Warning! dark!fic,crazyDonnie! Shortstory! AU.
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But You're The Worst by ShamelessLiar
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
22 Nov 2025
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Post s2/pre s3 A/B/O Zutara smut- AGED UP! (Forgot that tag for a minute so it’s at the bottom…)
The Dark and Intriguing one where Katara gets taken prisoner in Ba Sing Se instead of Iroh and - uh oh! - she runs out of suppressants. When she falls into a disordered heat during the voyage on the royal cruiser, she finds herself no longer just fighting the Fire Nation for her freedom; she’s fighting her long-repressed omega nature for her mind and body, her very identity. And Zuko, that lying back-stabbing jerk, just happens to have a big old alpha-style compulsion to involve himself. Great. She’d almost rather let the fever kill her.
...almost...
Zuko’s life is looking up. He’s got his honor, his birthright, and a classy new girlfriend who wants to take their relationship to the next level. He should be happy... And he is! Really! But the ghosts of his choices won’t leave him alone and now the waterbender is making trouble in a truly unforeseen way. He’s a prince, a top-tier alpha, and a man with honor - but Katara has a devastating habit of forcing him to question what any of that even means.
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04 Nov 2025
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The Dragons Next Door by Moongirl997
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Jan 2026
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Rhaenyra's life is hard. Not only does she have to deal with three growing girls who insist on making her life a mess but an ailing Father whose Parkinson's is getting worse. Desperate for help, she calls on an old friend of her late Mother's to see if she can help take care of him. Problem is, Alicent comes with three sons of her own. Three rowdy, very not great boys, that are going to move in to the apartment across from Rhaenyra's, and realize they have some especially sexy neighbours living right next door.
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31 Aug 2025
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The War of the Daughters by Moongirl997
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Dec 2025
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With the daughters comes the war.
King Viserys is dead. His firstborn son Aegon has taken his crown over his half sister and is demanding the release of his wife and now Queen. And Jacaera is torn between loyalty to her Mother, and her love for her husband and future child. Lucera is on the precipice of destruction, still trying to escape Aemond's grasp and his obsessive desire for vengeance. And Joyce is trapped in the middle, a child forced to become a woman in the fog of war.
Part II of the Daughters of the Dragon fanfic, where dragons dance, and daughters suffer, love the enemy and birth children who will either heal or drag the realm into fire and death.
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27 Aug 2025
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Jocelyn of Driftmark by virtuosik
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Jul 2025
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It is not a nephew who takes from Aemond, nor a life One-Eye takes in return.
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Rhaenyra Targaryen's third child is not born Joffrey Velaryon. The tides turn.
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05 Jul 2025
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The Bronze Beauty by iicarsuss
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Jul 2025
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Holding the newborn close, Lady Rhea Royce made a promise that day. Her daughter would never know the likes of Daemon Targaryen. She would be no dragon. She was a Royce of Runestone and that was where she would stay.
And as long as Rhea lived, she kept that promise.
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19 Jun 2025