Dame_Lazarus
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Something to Take the Edge Off by Dame_Lazarus
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Oct 2025
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By sunset, he was in San Francisco too.
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In the Hall of Ghosts by Dame_Lazarus for Aviss
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Aug 2021
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“Open up!” she commands. “I am Lady Brienne Lannister, Evenstar of Tarth and warrior wife to Lord Jaime Lannister. I will fear no Lannister ghost.”
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WeGotThis by Dame_Lazarus
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 Dec 2020
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Game designer Brienne Tarth loves everything about her new job at Westerlands Games—except for the director of operations, Jaime Lannister, who seems to be getting paid to do no work at all. But as the scrappy startup battles a crisis just months before its version 2.0 launch, she learns that with some people, there’s more than meets the eye.
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Both her kings are dead and she is no longer anyone’s mother. Poison is a woman’s weapon. She is not just a woman, anymore. She is a ruler, and she will find her death on the battlefield too, if it comes to it.
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- Part 3 of To arms! To arms!
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The Play's The Thing by Dame_Lazarus for EryiScrye (SomberSecrets)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Aug 2020
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They got pelted with fruit, pits, bread, and once even a full glass of ale, straight into Jaime’s face. It didn’t matter, though: the performances were a means to an end.
After saving Podrick and Hyle from the clutches of Lady Stoneheart, Jaime and Brienne find themselves captives again, this time by a mysterious man who wants them to do only one thing: perform.
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a small collection of fix-its with a mythology motif sprinkled in
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I. ONE LITTLE GOD FALLING OVER ANOTHER by toyourdetriment
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Apr 2026
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Lily, 9:19 a.m.
i mean they were right
just early. we hadnt won our cups yet
but yes cocksucking faggots took over the majorIlya knows what he wants; he can wait out a year.
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- Part 1 of Mother of a Spartan King
Bookmarked by Dame_Lazarus
23 Apr 2026
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On June 24th, 2022, during game seven of the Stanley Cup finals, Ilya Rozanov takes a skate blade to the thigh and bleeds out on the ice.
The next morning, Shane wakes up in his husband's arms. It's June 24th again, and Ilya is still alive.
Now Shane just needs to figure out how to keep him that way.
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Or: Shane gets stuck in a time loop.
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- Part 16 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by Dame_Lazarus
22 Apr 2026
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"It just works better like that. Taking his mind off of the logistics and the meaning of it all and the implications lets him put that focus to better work on the actual thing he cares about: hockey. It really isn’t that different from outsourcing his branding to Mom, or any less embarrassing than his dietician meal prepping for him or his trainer mapping out his workout plan. They’re experts in their field, nutrition and marketing and fucking. Shane is an expert in his: taking all that into his body and using it to be fucking awesome at hockey. It’s win, win, win.
Meals get delivered at his door. Room numbers and plans get texted to him. And appointments with photographers get emailed with subject lines reminding him to remember to use the good shampoo in his hair before them.
He’s still in control in the sense he’s letting it all happen for him, except that sometimes, especially at these stupid fucking photoshoots, it feels a little bit like it’s happening to him, instead."
Shane gets into a bad situation with a photographer who has pictures Shane would rather not get out. Ilya and Rose find out about it, eventually.
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Bookmarked by Dame_Lazarus
22 Apr 2026
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i really hope you're gonna get out soon by taywrites11
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Sochi Olympics, 2014.
"MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"
Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.
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Bookmarked by Dame_Lazarus
17 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by Dame_Lazarus
16 Apr 2026