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Astarion's studio catches fire. Wyll is a firefighter.
They bone.
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31 Jan 2025
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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- English
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- 487,625
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- 57/57
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10 Dec 2024
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The Doctor Will See You Now by Beaumont_K (Kalaide)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Dec 2024
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Dr. Dekarios has been hiding his darker thoughts for years now, but when an exceptionally beautiful elf walks into his office one day for a routine visit, he loses all inhibitions.
Mind the tags.
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- Part 3 of Crack Ficlets
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08 Dec 2024
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Gale Dekarios is a four-time Formula 1 World Champion at the top of his game, until he's involved in a crash that nearly ends his life as well as his career. Two years later, he's invited back to the sport by his old race engineer Aumar Elminster, now the Team Principal of the newly reformed Weave Racing. The only catch? His new teammate is a rich, spoiled daddy's boy who represents everything Gale hates about the sport.
Astarion Ancunin is an F1 rookie, with only one season under his belt. As one of the sport's most promising talents, he's thrilled when he's invited to be part of the renowned Weave Racing team. The only catch? His new teammate is a failed relic who expects Astarion to be his Number 2 driver.
Now, the two unwilling colleagues will need to learn to work together or watch both their careers go up in flames.
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- English
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- 111,669
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- 21/21
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30 Nov 2024
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Astarion has spent more than his fair share of time in and out of hospitals and emergency rooms, and one thing is always guaranteed : no one knows what to do with him. He's used to being misunderstood, questioned, and flat-out accused of lying or exaggerating.
But he's sick. He knows he is. He just doesn't know why.
Dr. Gale Dekarios has always loved a challenge. A chance encounter with a beautiful - and mysterious - patient leaves him thinking about the man for days, and when the man appears in his office a week later, Gale is determined to find the answers he deserves.
A story about being seen, being cared for, and falling in love.
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- English
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- 142,595
- Chapters:
- 22/23
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- 1,642
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25 Nov 2024
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Gale Dekarios, a seasoned, respected rockstar losing steam with the younger audience. Astarion Ancunin, a popstar on the rise who can’t seem to keep his reputation (or his nose) clean. What better way to boost both of their careers than to sell a fake relationship to the press? That’s what their managers seem to think, anyway.
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25 Nov 2024
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Astarion consumes human blood because vampires must. He consumes human flesh because...well, he's developed a fondness for it. But when he joins forces with prodigious but troubled criminal profiler Gale Dekarios to apprehend the notorious Dark Urge, his carefully crafted existence is turned upside down.
Aka the one where Astarion is a serial killer down bad.
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28 Oct 2024
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Astarion was thoroughly confused by his boss. He had been hired as a personal assistant, but Astarion hardly sees him. Gale Dekarios leaves him notes on the fridge with a list of tasks to do and that he’s upstairs if Astarion has any questions. He knows he is real and he’s not just hallucinating: he’s seen far too many empty coffee pots and can constantly hear him moving around.
*Personal Assitant! Astarion and Author! Gale Modern AU*
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- English
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- 60,731
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- 14/14
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08 Oct 2024
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Humans can go weeks without food. As long as they have access to water, some can even last months without biting into a hamburger or tasting the sweetness of strawberry jam on a biscuit hot out of the oven. There are drawbacks, of course, to skipping meals. Dizziness, fainting, weight loss too quick for the body to adapt to.
It’s Astarion's first table of the day. The dull, slow thump of his heartbeat rushes past his ears. His knees buckle with every step. He’s falling apart, he knows this, but with ten cents in the bank and another few days to wait until his paycheck comes in, all Astarion can do is keep putting one foot in front of the other and hope he doesn’t collapse. There’s no time to think about the metaphorical hand tightening around his stomach and throat.
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08 Oct 2024
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Red and blue lights dance through the trees as he sprints through the thicket. Damn it all. The last time an insane ‘fan’ abducted him, they’d only taken him a few blocks over to a dingy motel. This time, he doesn’t know where the hells he’s ended up.
(mobster modern AU where Astarion mysteriously ends up at a bar called the Grove and quickly takes interest in a bartender named Halsin)
*Chapter 6 & 8 for spicy nsfw scenes
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- Part 1 of Halstarion Salacious Service Modern AU
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08 Oct 2024
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“Everything has a price,” he said, his voice silky smooth.
Astarion wasn't sure he'd ever felt this well and truly fucked in his entire life before, in more ways than one.
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After graduating from law school under the shadow of a scandal, Astarion takes an internship working for the infamous Cazador Szaar, whose law firm is notorious for getting results.
And while working for Cazador is a good way to make sure your resume won't be overlooked in the future, it comes with a price tag that Astarion is all too familiar with paying.
Thankfully, the new security guard, Wyll, has been a welcome distraction, and an even more welcome friend. And, perhaps, something more...
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- Part 1 of Trip the Darkness
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08 Oct 2024
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“There are better ways to go about this if I wish to speak to someone anonymously,” Gale points out. Shadowheart shrugs, winking at him.
“Sure, but this is possibly the most satisfying one,” she says, and fine, Gale can’t argue with that. But still. Such conversations are surface level at best, and transactional at worst. Besides, it’s not in his nature to consume live internet pornography. He has no desire to share such an intimate act with a complete stranger.
“I would really rather see a therapist,” he says.
Fresh out of a messy divorce, disgraced academic Gale Dekarios finds himself biting off more than he can chew when a seemingly innocuous encounter with an enigmatic camboy, Star, leads him down a precarious path of lies, liberation and eventually—love.
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- English
- Words:
- 336,511
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- 36/36
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29 Sep 2024
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Gale accidentally texts Astarion instead of his coworker. Shenanigans, romance and sex ensue.
Ft. Art by Calolily and voiceacting by Wave!
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26 Sep 2024
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After years of dodging social interactions, Astarion decides to go out of his comfort zone and play a game of Dungeons & Dragons at the insistence of his cruel and controlling fiancé, Cazador. When he meets Gale Dekarios—the game’s charismatic, mysterious Dungeon Master—something inside him stirs. Something he didn't expect.
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- 193,850
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- 51/?
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20 Sep 2024
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Astarion thought this stupid hot sauce show would last a season or two before it was cancelled. Ten years later, he’s still Cazador’s sidekick, taking potshots for laughs and enduring worse abuse when the cameras stop rolling.
An upcoming guest—famed magician Gale Dekarios—has never seen an episode of Hot Mess, and he’s about to shake things up.
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- Part 1 of Sauce
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 154,065
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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13 Sep 2024
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Astarion’s confession scene hits a little different this time around.
Lots of angst. Lots of pining.
“It’s gotta hurt so it can heal.”Written in first person. This is shaping up to be an “Insert Your Own Tav” adventure. The only physical description of Tav in 69 chapters is “shorter than Astarion”.
Any smut is plot relevant.
Dead Dove is not in effect until Chapter 69.
My headcanon is that this is a female Tav hence the tag.
I love feedback so please feel free to give me validation! 😂
Please be nice - I’ve never written fanfic before.Bookmarked by DancingMouse
21 Jul 2024
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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- 48,797
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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26 May 2024
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“I can see you. I know what you need.”
(Pre-PW. Kaz attempts to regain some control over his new boss. And himself.)
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- 65,168
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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19 Mar 2024
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Remember ye not the former things. by BrabblesBan, Midnight_Bibliophage
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Sep 2024
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After the events of ‘Whither is thy beloved gone?’ Lord Astarion Ancuńin and his
consortwife navigate their relationship anew. The ghosts of the past - his, hers, and theirs - threaten to unravel everything they’ve worked for.Professionally edited by Midnight_Bibliophage
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- Part 2 of If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.
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- 160,315
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- 29/29
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08 Mar 2024
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Please Don't Stop by Adolphus Longestaffe (adolphus_longestaffe)
Fandoms: Death Stranding (Video Games)
24 Apr 2020
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The extinction failed, Higgs finds himself stranded back in the world of the living with no purpose--nothing to give his continued existence any meaning. Naturally, he orders a pizza.
Post-game, canon-compliant (as far as the story the game gives us).
Attention lazy pervs: the porn is in Chapter 20. You're welcome. ;)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,971
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Comments:
- 362
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- 1,044
- Bookmarks:
- 143
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- 20,773
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07 Feb 2024