DeanIsABottomDamnit
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When the preschool director mistakes them for a couple, Dean and Cas decide to play along to avoid awkwardness. As they pretend to be a loving pair, they're forced to navigate the challenges of hiding their true feelings from each other. But as they fake romantic gestures and affection, the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur. Will their fake relationship become the catalyst for real feelings, or will it drive them further apart?
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but it's just not the same (because you're a man) by DeanIsABottomDamnit
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Apr 2024
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Dean is having a hard time showing physical intimacy because he's in a relationship with another man. It would be easier if one of them were a girl... so what if he pretends?
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It's honestly just straight porn, including your very own panty kink, dysfunctional dick, pretty boys, and hard fucking.
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The relationship between cas and dean seen through texts, through the years
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Prompt-I want Dean to be an army mechanic/engineer fixing military vehicles etc. He's presented late, at like 20. Everyone thought he'd be an alpha or beta because of his size. Cas should have a darkish streak, in terms of taking what he wants whenever he wants it, sexually, from omegas. Any omega he has as a partner will be thoroughly dominated and sexually owned/objectified. So after Dean presented as omega, he hid it, blockers, suppressants the works. Binded down newly developing breasts... So low self worth, thinks he's a freak, hates the curves he can see under his baggy clothes, hates his breasts, compensates with his brash, mouthy attitude. Cas can be a Commander or head engineer. He spots Dean, they hit it off, have been "frienemies" for about 3-4 years, Cas doesn't know Dean's an Omega., thinks he's a mouthy beta he wouldn't mind putting in his place. Secretly in love with each other. I want Cas entering a rut and triggering Deans heat. Dean takes off in terror. Cas chases in full alpha-ed out hunt mode. Sex happens, obviously.
Just read the damn fic.
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These series include Cas or Dean as various creatures, fucking each other. Prompts are welcome.
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This series contains fics set in the alternative universe. Prompts are highly welcome and encouraged.
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"It's fine, Jee," Eddie says. "Buck doesn't have to kiss me."
"Yes he does." Jee crosses her arms and looks sternly at Buck. "Daddy and Mommy kiss every time when they go away from each other."
"Yeah, okay." Buck sucks in a breath and steps towards Eddie. He ducks his head down and presses the most fleeting kiss to Eddie's cheek.
"Not like that," Jee scolds.
"What? Why not?" Buck squawks.
"Because," she sighs and gives him a long, disapproving look. "Mommy and Daddy always kiss on the lips."
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or, buddie babysit Jee while being pretend boyfriends
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29 Nov 2025
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Buck gets really mean during the kitchen fight but Eddie likes it.
PLEASE NOTE: Buck calls Eddie a slur in this, read notes for spoilers if you're concerned.Bookmarked by DeanIsABottomDamnit
28 Nov 2025
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Eddie starts treating Buck like a dog and things escalate.
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28 Nov 2025
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Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.
Eddito: girthy?????????????
Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????
Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds
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Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.
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23 Nov 2025
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“I asked you to do one thing. Talk to him. Make him stay. You couldn’t even do that! You claim you want to fix shit but you never fucking do it when it counts. You probably half assed the conversation with him so you can get home to your precious Tommy. God what did I even call you for?”
The silence was deafening. They stared at each other. Eddie was trying to slow his breathing. He could feel a panic attack coming. This wasn’t how he spoke to Buck. This wasn’t how he spoke to anyone. This wasn’t him. Half of him was begging Buck to leave. The other half was begging him to please stay. You know this isn’t me. You know me better than anyone.
Buck stood. He grabbed his jacket and keys and started walking to the door. Eddie's eyes went to the floor then. Buck stopped right next to him. He could see him in his peripheral vision.
“I guess you won't make the mistake of calling me again will you?” Buck whispered. He stood a foot away from him and he could barely hear him.
Eddie held his breath as Buck walked over to the door. He held it until he heard the door click shut.
His knees gave out and he collapsed to the floor.
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09 Nov 2025