3 Series by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)

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• DFJSV-verse podfics by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)

  Fandom: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei | The Edukators (2004)

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Series in Progress

  14 Aug 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Stephanie Brown & Lonnie Machin
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Lonnie Machin
  • Tim Drake
  • Original Characters
  • Alternate Universe - No Capes
  • Kidnapping
  • Breaking and Entering
  • but in like a based way
  • Sabotage
  • Protests
  • Alternate Universe
  • I promise Tim will turn up later

  Summary

  DC fics set in an alternate universe based on the film Die Fetten Jahre Sind Vorbei (The Edukators)

  Words:

  3

  Works:

  1

• 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics] by DeathCannotKillYou, DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)

  Fandom: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics)

  • Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Major Character Death
  • Gen, F/M
  • Series in Progress

  15 Dec 2024

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Major Character Death
  • Cassandra Cain & Pamela Isley
  • Stephanie Brown/Tim Drake
  • Jack Drake & Tim Drake
  • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson
  • Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne
  • Tim Drake/Ariana Dzerchenko
  • Tim Drake & Sebastian Ives
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Pamela Isley
  • Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Clayface
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Jack Drake
  • Dick Grayson
  • Jim Gordon (DCU)
  • Harvey Bullock
  • Ariana Dzerchenko
  • Sebastian Ives
  • Barbara Gordon
  • Original Characters
  • No Man's Land (DCU)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Stephanie Brown is Robin
  • Lies
  • Comic Arc: "Unmasked!" in Robin (1993) #121-125
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • Alvin Draper - Freeform
  • Tim Drake-centric (DCU)
  • Trans Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Transfeminine Tim Drake
  • not explicit because she is Going Through It
  • but that's where we're going
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • Birds
  • Alternate Universe: The Birds (1963) Fusion
  • Angst
  • Batman Comics Story Arc: Contagion (1996)
  • The Clench (Batman: Contagion)
  • Psychosomatic Illness
  • Mentioned Joker (DCU)
  • Guilt
  • Moral Dilemmas
  • Death penalty
  • Bruce Wayne's No-Killing Rule

  Words:

  21

  Works:

  6

• The World Is Ugly (But You're Beautiful To Me) [Podfics] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)

  Fandom: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid

  • Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences, Mature
  • Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Series in Progress

  26 Apr 2024

  • Major Character Death
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lex Foster/Ethan Green
  • Hannah Foster & Ethan Green
  • Hannah Foster & Lex Foster
  • Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins
  • Tim Houston & Emma Perkins
  • Tom Houston/Jane Perkins
  • Tim Houston & Tom Houston
  • Becky Barnes/Tom Houston
  • Becky Barnes/Stanley (Black Friday)
  • Becky Barnes & Original Character
  • Gerald Monroe/Linda Monroe
  • Linda Monroe & Original Character
  • Tim Houston & Jane Perkins
  • Becky Barnes & Emma Perkins
  • Ethan Green
  • Lex Foster
  • Hannah Foster
  • Pamela Foster
  • Sherman Young
  • Webby (Black Friday)
  • Paul Matthews
  • Emma Perkins
  • Tom Houston
  • Tim Houston
  • Jane Perkins
  • Emma Perkins' Parents
  • Becky Barnes
  • Stanley (Black Friday)
  • Original Characters
  • Linda Monroe
  • Gerald Monroe
  • Roman Murray
  • Wiggly | Wiggog Y’rath
  • Becky Barnes (Black Friday)
  • Tom Houston (mentioned)
  • Jane Perkins (mentioned)
  • Sniggles (Black Friday)
  • Wiggly | Wiggog Y'rath
  • Angst
  • there's some happy stuff in the middle but this is mostly angst
  • Mentions of Blood
  • Character Study
  • I think?
  • Insomnia
  • Ethan Green is tired
  • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
  • Audio Format: MP3
  • thats gonna be a running theme in this series
  • contemplation of a suicide attempt
  • suicidal thoughts in general
  • Lex is going through it
  • Murder attempt
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Implied abusive parenting
  • this is fun arent you having fun
  • less so than the last ones though so that's nice
  • implied emotional abuse
  • Hannah knows basically everything
  • but she can't say it right
  • Nuclear Bombs
  • Omens
  • Paul is actually incredibly superstitious and i won't take criticism
  • this is technically canon compliant
  • in that it's not not supported by canon
  • but i have made up so much shit
  • cat and mouse metaphors
  • Implied/Referenced Character Death
  • like there's nothing that says they're going to die but you know it's going to happen
  • Arachnophobia
  • Spiders
  • description of spiders' bodies
  • description of how spiders move
  • seriously if you don't like spiders this fic is not for you
  • Emma Perkins is arachnophobic
  • because I said so
  • she also probably has anxiety
  • Animal Death
  • like emma kills so many spiders
  • Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
  • Does it count as major character death if she's only alive in flashbacks?
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • That's right people
  • we have a happy ending for once
  • the title is a lie the good times come back
  • Grief
  • dealing with grief
  • Mirrors
  • introspection with the use of mirrors
  • mentions of killing
  • Bad Parenting
  • but! Tom's trying!
  • and we love him for that
  • Self Hatred
  • tom is not having a good time folks
  • Not sure on the rating
  • went with mature to be safe
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
  • Implied/Referenced Physical Abuse
  • Manslaughter
  • Mentions of Murder
  • Self-Hatred
  • Becky is having a bad time
  • There's an optimistic bit at the end but i'd hesitate to call it a happy ending
  • good/evil dichotomy
  • black and white views of morality
  • children as vessels of good
  • Roman Murray is barely a character here but i thought i should tag him anyway
  • Weddings
  • Headaches & Migraines
  • turns out the migraine medication i take isn't available in the us
  • which i only thought to fact check 5 minutes before i posted this
  • Vomiting
  • finally a fic i'm not tagging with angst
  • Love
  • One-Sided Relationship
  • Being cared for
  • adoration
  • So much angst
  • Wakes & Funerals
  • sensory issues
  • questionable parenting
  • but they're trying
  • poor tim nothing ever goes right for him
  • Domestic Violence
  • Murder
  • Maybe - Freeform
  • he might not actually be dead
  • also its self defense so
  • Guilt
  • Religious Guilt
  • Kinda
  • Becky uses religious metaphors to talk about her guiklt
  • Enemies to Friends
  • Grief/Mourning
  • ish
  • god i love making becky barnes so fucked up
  • Fishing
  • Fishing Metaphors
  • first the salmon now the eels?
  • when will i stop with the fish?
  • sniggle pov
  • Eels
  • eel metaphors

  Summary

  Podfics of my 'The World Is Ugly (But You're Beautiful To Me)' series: character studies of all the black friday characters

  Words:

  103

  Works:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  2