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Das Gruseligste Gefühl [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Sep 2025
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Steph and Lonnie are on the run, and someone has just broken into their safehouse. They're still learning to trust each other, and now they have to trust a homeless girl who fights eerily well
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 26
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Every Heart Is A Revolutionary Cell [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei | The Edukators (2004)
14 Aug 2025
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Stephanie Brown and Lonnie Machin terrorise Gotham's elite as the anonymous 'Edukators'. When they are seen by the originator of Steph's debts, they have to take drastic action
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- Part 1 of DFJSV-verse podfics
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- English
- Words:
- 3
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 8
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Debrief [Backwards Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
04 May 2025
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Good feel doesn't it. Draper Alvin as undercover goes Tim.
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Worse and worse and worse all it's. Solidity blunt Alvin's, voice deep Alvin's, stubble Alvin's -
There Is Candle Wax Melting In My Veins [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Apr 2025
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Claudia dies burning
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- English
- Words:
- 8
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 80
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(The World Don't Need) Another Hopeless Cause [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
18 Jan 2025
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John's body disappates into something like TV static and he makes his second choice of protagonist.
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General McNamara likes to tell stories; it's a pity that they never end well
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 39
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Poor Boy (You're Bound to Die) [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
15 Dec 2024
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“Pretty airtight, this one,” says the lead detective. “Most likely he’ll get the death penalty, I’d say.”
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Dick Grayson gets someone arrested in a death penalty state and he doesn't know what he's going to do about that.
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- Part 6 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 57
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Fatted Calf [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
12 Dec 2024
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You’d think, after all these fucking years of loyalty to Bruce, all these years of loyalty to Batman, he would get something from it.
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Dick and Batman and being worthy
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Community Transmission [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
11 Dec 2024
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It’s not the clench. It hasn’t been the clench for the past twenty nights.
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Tim's been cured of the clench. He doesn't feel much better
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- Part 5 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
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These Noble Creatures [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
10 Dec 2024
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A sparrow hits Tim in the head on patrol. Things spiral from there
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- Part 4 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
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A clean conscience (and all its blisses) [podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
22 Nov 2024
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He isn’t technically lying to his dad
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Darla Aquista never kisses Tim, and Steph has an idea
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- Part 2 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 151
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Poppies [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
11 Nov 2024
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When the boots stop churning the mud, when the shots stop ringing out, then the poppies grow
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In no man's land, rather than meeting Barbara Gordon, Cassandra cain finds herself in an area completely overtaken by plants
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- Part 1 of 90s Batfam Week 2024 [Podfics]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 52
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Sit back, relax [podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
16 Sep 2024
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The Bats, how they sit, and what that means
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- English
- Words:
- 4
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 98
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Surrender Every Dream [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Apr 2024
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Sniggle
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To fish for eels by pushing a baited hook into holes in which they are hiding.Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 30
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Until it all sounds like the truth to me [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
27 Dec 2023
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The thing is, Becky has nowhere to go. The thing is she has to get out of that fucking house that she wants to burn to the ground. The thing is she ends up sobbing, trying to sit on the sloping seat at a bus stop until she hears the sound of shoes squeaking along the sidewalk and looks up to see Emma Perkins
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Becky has probably killed her abusive husband and, plagued by guilt, she finds comfort with someone she thought hated her
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 48
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This is someone else's dream (Home is where we hide) [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
05 Sep 2023
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Listen sometimes you have a lecture about salmon and it makes you really weird about a character
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 49
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Ihr meint euch darf die Unschuld küssen [Deutsche Übersetzung] [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Die Summe des Ganzen - Steven Uhly
16 Feb 2023
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Wenn etwas so lange in seinem Hals festgesteckt wird, kann seine Entfernung wie Leere scheinen
- Language:
- Deutsch
- Words:
- 10
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1
- Hits:
- 99
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(You can't help it) This is just how we were taught to love [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Public Intellectuals RPF
15 Dec 2022
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It starts in a cafe
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Ihr meint euch darf die Unschuld küssen [Podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Die Summe des Ganzen - Steven Uhly
15 Nov 2022
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When something has been lodged in your throat for that long its removal can feel like emptiness
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 40
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You don't know a thing about this life [podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
01 Nov 2022
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People don't really understand Tim but that's okay because he doesn't understand them either
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 30
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There ain't a dry eye left in the back of the place [podfic] by DeathCannotKillYou Audio (DeathCannotKillYou)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
31 Oct 2022
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A series of weddings attended by Linda Monroe
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