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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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when the gods of war come calling by Anarchy_and_Piglins for Crysi102
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Sep 2025
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After the old war ended, Techno took the chance to make a new life for himself with both hands. Once hailed by the crown for his skill at making weapons, he has traded all that for a more peaceful existence. One not tainted by blood. Techno enjoys making household items and trinkets. He enjoys showing Ranboo and Tommy the ropes. He enjoys his freedom and isn't shy about saying no to something he doesn't want.
Too bad that when a new war approaches, the crown wants its treasured blacksmith back. And the man they send out to assure this happens, Philza Craft, is not one to take no for an answer.
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Hidden in the Depths by Jedi_Raptor
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Subnautica (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Sep 2025
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The sight that greeted him was equally as breathtaking as it was terrifying.
Deep blue water surrounded his pod, which had thankfully triggered the detection system and had made his pod use it's floating devices. The colors looked familiar, almost normal. Nothing but vast ocean, no islands, no distant shores. Nothing. It almost seemed like he was just stranded in an ocean on earth, if it weren't for the giant planet he could clearly see in the sky. Either this water planet was an orbiting moon to that large red planet, or that was a very large moon orbiting this planet.
But that wasn't even the worst of it all. Because a couple miles away, the remains of the large exploded ship sat half submerged in the water, lifeless and silent. Some fires were still burning, now fueled by the new oxygen this planet provides. It stung, seeing it like this. It would have been his only way home, his only way of calling for help. But he doubts that any of the radio systems were still working. No long range communication to other ships or even a space station or two. And the systems of his own pod were fried too.
He was completely stuck.
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Manhunts and Peace Treaties by QueenElizabeth7th
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Sep 2025
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The manhunt for Dream was . . . not going well.
You’d think being an eldritch deity with literal eyes everywhere would make things easier.
But no.
Cause nothing is ever that easy.
Grian sighed and let his head thump against the table. Another area of the server had been looked over with a fine-toothed comb, and you know what he found?
A snow fox.
Adorable, but not quite what he was looking for.
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- Part 4 of Grian on the DreamSMP what will he do
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Passing Through Fate's Hourglass (a sequel to Grains of Falling Sand) by PixDragonGX
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
03 Aug 2025
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Last time, Grian thought he'd gotten more than he bargained for. This time, he realizes he's barely scratched the tip of the iceberg.
Or, Grian goes to rescue some people who he really thinks are supposed to be rescuing him.Series