DespacitoBandito
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It's the year 2675, but the worst has come to pass. Even though humanity has finally learned how to travel to the stars and beyond, they came across something that would envelop humanity in deep conflict for years to come - The Mindwipers, an extremely advanced alien race, hellbent on galactic conquest, and now directed headed for humanity.
Fortunately for humanity, we had also discovered of something believed impossible until now - interdimensional travel. The United Government decides that this could possibly save all of humanity, but they need to test it on a small scale first.
Enter Zai Petrov, one of the twelve hand-selected members to take a three month long mission away from Earth to activate the interdimensional travel machine aboard a ship named the Skeld. However, there's no return trip. Once all of the crewmates make it to the universe beyond theirs, there is no way of going back.
However, after the launch of the ship, things start to seem amiss. Machines begin to malfunction at random times. Objects go missing. A crewmate dies of a heart attack. But once a body is found with signs of a bloody struggle, everyone knows something is truly wrong.
There is an imposter among them.Series
- Part 1 of Starbound
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I have no idea how to even sum up this disaster and a half, this story is like if a cat got into a bird sanctuary.
Upon her thirteenth birthday, Ellice finds out that she is the Antichrist, or rather, one Antichrist in a line of many. Much to her dismay, she is brought to Italy by a strange group called "The Ministry."
There, she must adapt to her new life, because she's not leaving - whether she likes it or not.
But it turns out, this isn't as bad as she thought. Maybe she can make the best of a bad situation, grow her demonic powers, and perhaps - just perhaps - score a bit of freedom playing some music in a strange band called "Ghost."
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- Part 1 of The Misadventures of The Antichrist
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Thanksgiving With The Seeds by DespacitoBandito
Fandoms: Far Cry 5, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Left 4 Dead (Video Games)
17 Feb 2022
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The Sheogorath family, after defeating Nippleless John Seed, gets an invitation to attend the Seed family's Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, Sheogorath himself goes missing, and everyone has to set out to find him...
Elaina and Beckett are my sister and myself, respectfully. Yes, this is the ultimate self insert shitpost trash.
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A terrified amnesiac wakes up in a dark forest, only to be taken to a secret government facility hours later. While there, she encounters a twisted rotting beast, learns about a strange gift within herself, and eventually takes things too far, leaving a trail of disillusioned death and destruction.
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Block People meet my mind. Mind, you know Block People by DespacitoBandito, pugzandcoffeebreath (orphan_account), pugzandcoffeebreath
Fandom: Butterfly Reign, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Video Blogging RPF, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Oct 2023
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My best works TBH by DespacitoBandito, pugzandcoffeebreath
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Miraculous Ladybug, Video Blogging RPF, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jan 2025
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A sojourner from beyond the fabric of reality and time arrives in a strange universe, where her mere presence will change both fate and history for its residents.
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DbD chaotic headcanons by LocalNeighbourhoodDumbass
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Tokyo Ghoul, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Five Nights at Freddy's
20 Sep 2025
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HCs.. of course.. HCs. None of us can live without them.
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17 Jan 2025
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Dead by Daylight headcanons I write in school instead of paying attention because it's too boring :))) by retropossum
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
31 Jul 2022
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School is boring af so I'm writing headcanons.
I need requests too because i need to waste my time somehow. I will not write smut bcus I am first: uncomfortable. second: asexual. Anyways hopefully you enjoy this collection of random bs.(I try to update atleast once a week.)
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27 Mar 2022