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Late night visitor by angelwritesstuff
Fandoms: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000)
24 Oct 2024
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After being suspended from school for 3 days, Jay sneaks out every night to visit Silent Bob.
But theres one problem.
that. feeling.Bookmarked by Despiser
10 Aug 2026
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Jay and Silent Bob are stuck at a rehabilitation facility for 6 more months, and after a public display of embarrassment, Jay and Silent Bob need to work things out.
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10 Aug 2026
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There are three things that Silent Bob knows about Jay that most people wouldn't believe.
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10 Aug 2026
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Exactly what it says on the tin. (A PWP involving alcohol and kissing. And then more than kissing. I know she said "making out" but they kept going, and I'm not going to stop them. XD)
From the prompt: "Drunk on eggnog & making out"Bookmarked by Despiser
10 Aug 2026
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The history of Silent Bob's coat. Written for the 3 year anniversary of the Jay and Silent Bob yahoo!group.
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10 Aug 2026
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Jay loved going to the mall, for the food court and the comic book store, but most importantly, for the pet shop.
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08 Aug 2026
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knowing me, knowing you, it's the best I can do by bodaciousdudette
Fandoms: Askewniverse
24 Apr 2022
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"Fuckin move up, there's enough room in the tub even with your fat ass.”
It existed in the quiet moments.
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- Part 1 of in which abba songs dictate behaviour
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08 Aug 2026
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Silent Bob has been pining over Jay for too long. Something new happens one night when Silent Bob gets invited to join Jay in the living room.
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08 Aug 2026
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tiny fic snippets originally posted on tumblr. very gay.
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08 Aug 2026
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five times jay loved silent bob and one time he told him by Anonymous
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks. (1994)
11 Jun 2020
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jay didn't believe in love. i mean, who does? but then he grows up and falls in love with his best friend.
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08 Aug 2026
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"First time Chris did it, the first thing that went through his mind was, Jesus, Joey is heavier than he looks, followed by, he smells like piss, and then, his thighs are soft. That had him stuttering, his steps stumbling—just for a moment—and, being up on stage, stared at by hundreds of manic fans, he had a momentary oh shit moment that it’d been caught. That every fucking forum would know it—that Number 3 had got Number 1 on his shoulders and had thought his fucking thighs were soft and had almost collapsed at the fact."
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"You don’t talk about what happens on stage. You don’t say to Shawn that he shouldn’t push Sid into the drums and slice his fucking head open, you don’t say to Corey that he shouldn’t scream so hard he coughs up blood, you don’t say to Mick that he shouldn’t slam his head up and down violent enough to seize the nerves in his spine—so Chris didn’t say to Joey, I liked it when you came in your pants from grinding on the back of my head."
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05 Aug 2026
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Jay & Silent Bob do Saw (2004) by the_unofficial_village_idiot
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Saw (Movies)
09 Jun 2026
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In which Jay and Silent Bob are kidnapped on their way to LA and find themselves in the Saw (2004) bathroom trap.
Can be read as platonic or romantic.
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04 Aug 2026
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It's hot in New Jersey.
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04 Aug 2026
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Wednesday wants to watch the movie. Joey, not so much.
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Beneath the Stars by in_death_we_fall for dead_dumb_and_fruity
Fandoms: Murderdolls (Band)
28 Dec 2023
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When he rag dolls like this, it always makes Joey lose his fucking mind.
When things quickly devolve into someone playing dead
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27 Jul 2026
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some peak shit right here written by Mr. In-Death-We-Fall
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The aftermath of the recording of Iowa. Corey is struggling to keep himself together and Clown seems to misunderstand his situation. Fortunately, Joey and Paul intervene before an argument runs rampant in the band.
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17 Jul 2026
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Every time we talk it's about your (girlfriend) by B_Movie_Scream_King
Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games)
16 Jul 2026
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Travis isn't jealous.
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16 Jul 2026
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Slipknot was doing their third record The Subliminal Verses in the obvious Houdini Mansion. Everyone was irritated by others, but for someone it was being even worse.
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14 Jul 2026
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marry me a little, love me just enough by fizzysugarwrites
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft: My World (Brightgoat's AU)
30 Jul 2026
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*polly voice* "what the hell is a spouse???"
Polly and Nil need new equipment. The trouble is, the closest village has some... *odd* rules to it. They take advantage of these odd rules. In increasingly frenetic ways.
Now, everyone thinks they're newlyweds. And they have to keep up the act, if they're gonna stay...
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Pre-show shenanigans about getting naked.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023 - Slipknot RPF edition
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- English
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11 Jun 2026