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    “Pilot awake!”

    You tear your eyes from the myriad of glass tubing crowding the bunks. That was most definitely not the same automated voice that the computer had spoken with earlier. You turn around, and—

    Well. You have no fucking idea what you’re looking at.

    Your brain rapidly oscillates between fight or flight, fight or flight, before settling on the third option; freeze and scream. Your already dry and strained vocal cords squeeze and shred in protest, so it comes out less like shriek and more like a raspy whine. Get with the program, larynx!

    The creature makes some sort of shrill, musical noise back, waving its appendages at you. Which you can only assume is some sort of offensive posture. Holy shit.

    “Not worry! Rocky friend! Grace! Pilot friend awake!” The creature trills.

    Hail Mary's commanding officer wakes up two months late.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Jesus, my back.

    I pause, gasping for breath — I'm genuinely sweating. And embarrassed. I wonder if Rocky can hear me losing to a slab of wood.

    God, I hope he can't. Please God.

    It's stuck behind a few empty crates and some miscellaneous spare lab supplies. A few beakers. A blender, for some reason. An ironing board. Why? Because go to hell, Ryland Grace, that's why. You can't have enough fuel to come back but you can have an ironing board with no iron. Here's two kilos of cement-flavoured coma slurry. Kill yourself.

    "I'm being dramatic," I tell myself aloud.

    I'm really not. Dying in space is a very dramatic situation.

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    OR: The complicated ways that Rocky and Grace watch time pass on the Hail Mary, and watch over each other.

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    07 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Ship Engineer ‘Rocky’ of the B.L.I.P.-A knows that he’s going to die in Tau Ceti, he's known since the day he joined the taskforce as their chief mathematician and engineer.

    So when an alien astrophage-powered craft comes into view, his only hope is that this is the Hail Mary that he has been praying for his entire life.

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    PHM 'Species Swap’ AU. Human Rocky, Eridian Grace.

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    02 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Your body gives out on the mountains – feverish, near frozen, and lost. Days later, you wake in a warm room, wrapped in blankets, tended by gentle hands. They tell you you’re safe now. That fate has led you here.

    The others in the temple of Eternal Paradise are endlessly kind. Grateful to care for you. They speak of salvation, of their divine leader, of a paradise beyond suffering.

    The mountain pass is sealed under snow. Until the spring thaw, there’s no way out. Fortunately, their leader is beautiful, loving, and generous.

    His attention is a gift.

    Right?

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    15 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    It was notoriously hard to gather any sort of information on the Upper Moons. Not that the corps hadn’t tried - teams had been sent out, Hashira deployed. Few came back alive, and none with any information.

    Whispers had been spread, though. Several pointing towards one lead - a cult, out in the mountains, with a founder who hasn't died in over a century and numbers which stay suspiciously low no matter how many people join. Plus the numerous disappearances and carnage clearly left behind by a demon in nearby villages, without any culprit being found.

    A demon's work, clearly. Most likely an Upper Moon.

    Thus, the plan had been born. Infiltrate the cult. Gather intel. Use it to figure out how to slay the suspected Upper Moon successfully.

    And, of course, nothing goes to plan.

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    13 Nov 2025