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how to steal an assassin in three easy steps by Red_Masquerade
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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Step one: Hook up with a hot guy at your favorite bar. Kiss a lot.
Step two: Find said hot guy in the dumpster days later. Check for life.
Step three: Get beaten up hot guy out of the dumpster. Take him home.Congratulations! You're now officially wanted by the government! Good luck!
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14 Jul 2026
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In a dry, raspy voice, Simon croaks, “Fuck.”
Immediately, the blurry figure’s head snaps over to look at him. “Are you awake, or just talking in your sleep again?” an unfamiliar voice demands—low, with a twitch of an accent that Simon doesn’t recognize.
Simon blinks, but his vision only clears minimally. The ceiling is an off-white blur that smears as he turns his head to look at the stranger. He doesn’t recognize him; bandages obscure the details of his face. “I talk in my sleep?” he asks.
“A lot. It’s annoying.”
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Simon wakes up in sick bay, quarantined with the man he accidentally irradiated and permanently blinded. Mutual hatred (of a sort) ensues.Series
- Part 1 of ironbutcher quarantine au
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14 Jul 2026
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The convict- Simon.
His name was Simon, and some part of Ava hated that she knew it now because the Convict was a criminal, a murderer - a Butcher, some said.
But Simon - Simon - was a person, who had parents and had a childhood, and had a voice that shook and quivered and broke as it yelled at her through a shitty microphone - "You sent me to die down here, and you don't even know my name?"
And Simon was clever, and Simon's amalgamated ship of spare metal had somehow moved off their plotted map, and yet he had found the coordinates for the lost SM-8 and had begged her to set him free for it's data.
Simon - the one responsible for the destruction of the Filament Station, the one who's life was in her hands - was an enigma of data versus emotion in her brain.
Simon wasn't talking.
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What if Ava got to Simon before the beast found them, and got them both (relatively) safely to the surface.
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14 Jul 2026
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Cat owner Grace x Dog owner Simon who happen to be neighbors!Bookmarked by GermundJacobus
14 Jul 2026
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Zombie apocalypse! Ryland Grace has managed to find relative safety away from any former human settlements. On a supply run to an abandoned highway, he finds Simon in a prison transport. Together they stand a better chance than alone. (and when Simon gets bitten, it turns everything Grace thought he knew inside out)
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14 Jul 2026
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An alternative story line in which Simon survives the blood ocean. The terror of the Blood Moon still lurks in the darkening skies, but can Ava and Simon convince Eden and the COI that the universe is still worth fighting for now that a mutant tree and a secret in Simon's blood could potentially save them all? Slow burn, eventual sexual content.
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14 Jul 2026
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I only want to help by Chaotic_Cat32
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace is a marine biologist working in an aquarium that is also a rehab center that specializes in injured merfolk. One day, he gets the news that a rare, never before seen and very injured deep-sea dwelling merman is coming to be rehabbed and Grace is going to be front and center with the process. There’s only one problem. While he usually deals with merfolk that are about human sized, this new merman is over 30 feet long.
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14 Jul 2026
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Something Sweet from the Eden Cafe by DarlingCera
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Ryland got in line and looked at the menu. Then he let his eyes wander down to the pastry case. Everything looked delicious. A young woman slid out an empty tray and replaced it with a fresh tray of apple fritters. Ryland’s mind was instantly made up.
The couple in front of him moved out of the way and it was now his turn to order,
“Hey, what can I get for you?” The man at the register asked.
Oh he was definitely coming back here. That apple fritter could be hard as a rock and the coffee cold as ice and Ryland would be back here for the absolute hunk behind the register.
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A BloodyMary coffee shop au. Grace is a teacher and Simon works at a coffee shop that totally is not run by a cult.Bookmarked by GermundJacobus
14 Jul 2026
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Space is Vast, but Somehow We Found Our Way Home by BionicPocahontas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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I was asleep when it happened. I'd woken up without my meories on a suicide mission to save the sun and met and tentitivly befriended an alien(!!) this past month. My life was already going crazy.
So why wouldn't a blood covered person appear out of nowhere on my ship. And oh boy, its a kid the age of my students. What could possibly go wrong?
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13 Jul 2026
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Graceland by Clamslammer3000
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Sci Fi - Fandom
12 Jul 2026
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Grace and Rocky briefly enter the, "Iron Lung," universe.
Not only do they have to find a way out and back home to Erid. They also must rescue a mysterious man, on a mysterious moon.
Ryland Grace isn't good at the whole mysterious thing, especially when this mystery is begging him to solve it.
OR Grace and Rocky get wormholed to save Simon, and on their journey they fall in love and Simon gets the happy ending HE DESERVES.
(I'm still figuring out how to tag so just so everyone knows, NO AI USED, FUCK AI)
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12 Jul 2026
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Butcher, Butcher, tell me your sins, do you still taste the blood? by BellBranches
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Bloodymary - Fandom
12 Jul 2026
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Armando wiggled at him.
"No."
Armando wiggled again, more fervently this time.
Ryland turned and took another glance at the submarine. It had gently floated its way to the shore, staining his beach in shades of dark red.
Well now he didn't have an excuse. It was sitting right there, on the beach.
Ryland groaned.
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Or: Simon the convict arrives on Erid with some... biological abnormalities. Dr Grace puts his microbiology doctorate to good use trying to figure him out.
| I expressly forbid my work from being fed to any large language models. |
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11 Jul 2026
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poor souls, struggling in tiny bodies by Sheep_of_the_Floof
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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An ignorant god toys once more with what it sees. Simon is finally no longer alone, having been marinated in the blood ocean for who knows how long. With this 'fresh start' comes new reckoning, however (and an entirely new place).
Simon's sudden appearance within the biodome is nothing short of impossible. Ryland is faced with both questions and answers he would rather not acknowledge. The only two humans on Erid find themselves oddly sympathetic to the other.
Let the BloodyMary commence!
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10 Jul 2026
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Jack is being hunted.
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- Part 2 of radiovore
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09 Jul 2026
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When a damaged submarine is fished out of the artificial sea in the biodome, Grace holds a small hope that there might be a human inside. Except Simon doesn't feel like a human anymore. Humans don't have a tail and aren't just a few inches tall!
G/T fish!Simon AU
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09 Jul 2026
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Extra extra read all about it! by GlassJaw
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
29 Jun 2026
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1 Voicemail from: Colt :]
Transcript [high stress]
Ryland! I swear on uncle Holland's dog that should these rumours be true and you are in fact fraternising with the enemy, aka Thomas Ryder, aka the greatest bitch in the Milky Way, I will scream. Call me back! Now!
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OR : It usually takes a fanbase months of speculation to get answers, but for Tom Ryder’s fans, it only takes three days to figure out who he’s been dating.
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09 Jul 2026
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Right Down the Hall by javi_arbol (julilala_luv)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
14 Jul 2026
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Simon Fischer has a clean slate—new job, new school, new students, new house, and even a new state. It’s incredibly overwhelming, and he can’t help but feel like something is off.
Ryland Grace has been in California his whole life, enjoying his teaching and the presence of his friends and family. But there’s always something missing.
After a messy first impression, the two slowly realize that maybe the other is what’s been missing.
But they’re just a bit too dense to see it at first.
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09 Jul 2026
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Procession by YeeAndDareISayHaw
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
08 Jul 2026
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When the Eridian’s took off for Tauceti, those left behind didn’t know what to expect.
Some of Erid’s most hopeful had gone on that ship decades ago, the ones most open and ready to expand out into the universe. Those left behind were unsure if saving the alien they'd found was a mercy– when the stars faded, there would be nothing left for it nor them.That is, until Rocky returned with a similar alien having sacrificed itself so it could bring Rocky home.
Part of a series, some of it will probably be hard to understand if at least history/deadline aren't read beforehand, but idk man raw dog it if you'd like I can't yuck your yum.
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- Part 6 of Omega Ryland Grace
- Part 1 of BloodyMary
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09 Jul 2026
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The Falls Guys (+ An Eridian) by Wenber
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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As Colt Seavers is driving to Tom Ryder's loft, he nearly hits someone on the way there. When he finally sees who he nearly hit, his world will never be the same.
Because the man he nearly hit looks exactly like him. A carbon copy, if you will.
And what does this carbon copy of Colt Seavers do when he sees him? He runs.
And maybe Colt Seavers will regret chasing his doppelganger down when a 400-pound rock spider comes to his doppelganger's rescue.
(A story where Grace and Rocky have accidentally shucked themselves into Colt Seaver's world during the movie and get unwillingly tangled within its plot.) (Alternating POVs between Colt and Grace)
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09 Jul 2026
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I Sing to You by Katct for Alien_Loser
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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“You have to be careful, Simon. Try not to draw attention to yourself. You don’t want the wrong alphas sniffing around”
Everyone knew that owning an omega meant the highest status. The stations desperately needed the new births to sustain the population. Simon didn’t want to be owned.“One day you’ll settle down, Grace. Find a pretty young thing like your mother. It changes you, son.”
Grace didn’t want to be changed.Series
- Part 5 of Past the Boiling Point
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09 Jul 2026
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Bone Tide by thewriterhyena
Fandoms: Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Disney Movies), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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The toddler raised a shaking finger, pointing at a spot over Milo’s shoulder in the water.
Gasps of horror lifted into the air from the parents who had rushed over to see what was wrong. They started shouting over one another, ushering their kids to shore.
Milo and Kida slowly turned.
A splash of crimson marred the rippling blue surface of the water. And a familiar copper tang stung the back of Milo’s nose.
“That’s… blood,” he whispered.
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09 Jul 2026