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As Ed and Izzy prepare their diner to close for the night, a stranger comes in looking intensely worse for wear. They've been here before; together and separately, and have the tools to manage.
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"Welcome to CumShot!"
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If death could be achieved through heartbreak, he was surely dying now. He supposed he was; deserved it even. He realized too late that he could never have had something so wonderful as Stede Bonnet in his life; with him. Stede had probably realized it too and that was why he had effectively vanished. Now Stede was dead. Gone forever. No explanation. Just... mauled, by a… jungle… cat.
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This man did not belong in a bar like this, he realized; this man looked much too refined for the likes of a gay dive bar. All at once, Edward wanted to take this man and leave as quickly as possible and take him far away, and protect him with every fiber of his being. This world was unworthy of this man. His heart was pounding painfully in his ears and he needed to calm the fuck down or else he was going to ask the man to marry him.
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- Part 1 of Raging Inferno
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He knew Edward arrived before he actually saw him. The man stood out in any crowd and made waves. The energy the man brought could silence a room. Taller than most, with his long hair down his back, the ends just reaching the bit of exposed flesh at his lower back. His full beard was neat and well groomed covering his neck almost completely. When Stede spotted him, he felt his entire body heat instantly and his jaw clamped hard.
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- Part 2 of Raging Inferno
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It’s been a lackluster night of cumdumpery, as these things go. Ed’s only taken four loads but he thinks he might be ready to call it. He’s gathering the gumption to get himself up and off his couch when Stede😊 DMs him.
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- Part 37 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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Bookmarked by GingerDragonBjorn
24 Jun 2025
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New York City firefighter, Ed Teach, responds to a call one night and walks into a nightmare.
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“Smoke’s too thick—gotta vent floor four,” Ed’s shoulder squawks.
Fuuuuck.
“Negative—disregard. Floor three isn’t stable. Repeat: do not vent!” Ed shouts into his receiver.
Crackling static comes back to him and a thick wave of smoke rolls down to surround Ed. The guys on the ground can’t fucking hear him and they’re both going to fucking die now. Fuck!
Bookmarked by GingerDragonBjorn
02 Apr 2024
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A very tired Edward Teach meets a very pregnant Stede Bonnet at a party, and it all escalates rather quickly.
A fic based on the song "All in One Night" by Stereophonics.
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Bookmarked by GingerDragonBjorn
13 Dec 2023
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“From the guy at the end of the bar,” Jackie slides a third whiskey neat his way — it’s the Weller 12 that he loves, but hasn’t treated himself to tonight. It’s funny that the guy who bought his drink just so happened to choose Ed’s favorite—
And oh fucking Christ, Ed looks to find his suitor and it’s the one person who would absolutely know his favorite whiskey, but is entirely off-limits.
Stede Bonnet, in a teal silk blouse that’s buttoned obscenely low, raises his daiquiri in cheers (of course he drinks daiquiris and Ed hates how fond that knowledge makes him feel).
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In which Ed is a therapist and takes his own advice to get back out there. Except he runs into the client he's been pining after for months, and absolutely cannot go there with.Bookmarked by GingerDragonBjorn
15 Apr 2023
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How it kept happening, Ed didn’t know. But for some reason, every deity of luck had decided that he got to see Stede Bonnet almost every time they made landfall.
He didn’t know what he had done to deserve this—maybe the universe was rewarding him for saving the world in a previous life or trying to make it up to him for his childhood—but he was not going to complain.
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Where Edward Teach is 20 years old when he first meets Stede Bonnet, and they become friends with benefits (and a lot of feelings) through the years until Stede goes to sea.
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Bookmarked by GingerDragonBjorn
03 Apr 2023

