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Kojiro settled in bed, already feeling sleep creeping up on him as he smirked mischievously to himself and texted Kaoru.
[ from: Kojiro ] Cherry Blossom. My flower, Baby, my love. My light, my one and only. Send me the video we took tonight in case I want to jerk off while you sleep in the morning. Love you, Princess.
He heard Kaoru’s indignant squawk from the living room, followed by an order to Carla.
“Carla, reply to Joe’s last message with the video from tonight and remind him to use the right name when we’re not on the mountain, lest his dumb gorilla brain slip up and say it in mixed company.”
Kaoru and Kojiro make a sex tape and Carla makes a mistake.
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03 Feb 2026
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It Takes Five Pinch Hitters to Cover for One Hanguang Jun by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Wei Wuxian is very pregnant and very horny. Whatever will he do when his husband has to leave Cloud Recesses on urgent business? Fortunately, the Lan clan makes sure their er-furen gets everything he needs.
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27 Jan 2026
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no grave can hold my body down by tremulousmoon (mervp)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
16 Feb 2026
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This is a fic collection!
The tags for the chapters are in the beginning A/N.1. Modern Reincarnation AU
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35. Five birthdays - Age Swap AU
36: Modern Reincarnation AU - Truth Spell Shenanigans
37: Time Travel (?) Age Swap AU
38: Modern AU - A Proposal
39: Gods and Goddesses Age Swap AU (1)
40: Gods and Goddesses Age Swap AU (2)
41: Gods and Goddesses Age Swap AU (3)
42: Modern AU w/Cultivation - Age Swap AU
43: Coffee Shop AU
44. Modern Age Swap AU - University
45. Another Hanahaki AU
46. Alternate Ending - with you, who shines like the stars
47. 0.5 Hanahaki AU - Age Swap
48. Arranged Marriage AULatest chapter summary:
Something that Chu Wanning deeply regrets, but would never think of doing differently, is agreeing to marry Mo Ran.
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20 Jan 2026
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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11 Nov 2025
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Kaoru's wettest dreams couldn't hold a candle to actually being stuck between his boyfriend and his boyfriend's dad. This was something he hadn't even dared to imagine, too afraid of messing up a good thing by chasing a horny fantasy. And yet here he was, kissing two Kojiros at once, father and son ravaging him.
Maybe he was a greedy bitch, but he wasn't about to deny himself.
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For SK8Kinktober 2025: group sex, spitroasting, doubted penetration
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29 Oct 2025
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Run All The Lights by RedStockings
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2025
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The alpha’s leathers were white, with blue trims and his helmet shined like a pearl in the artificial lights. It gave him a luminous otherworldly appearance, a god amongst the dust and the dirt of the earth.
Professional racer Lan Zhan is here to compete in a less than legal street race, in order to win a date with Wei Ying.
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24 Oct 2025
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a mysterious racer in pink catches 18-year-old Kojiro Nanjo's attention at S, an illegal drag racing event
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- Part 1 of MB Age Gap One-Shots
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06 Oct 2025
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It was a warm day on the mountain, perfect for a chance encounter between Noah, a local snowboarder looking for a good time, and Andres, a visitor from out of town packing some serious hardware. Light flirting took a turn for filthy before they had the patience to leave the slopes, prompting the most intense hook-up of their lives.
I.E. a trans male character by a trans male author gets absolutely railed by a stranger he meets on the ski slopes with a dick big enough to split him in two.
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22 Sep 2025
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thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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“I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.
Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.
“Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”
Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”
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Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.
What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?
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22 Jul 2025
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10 years ago, Kojiro made the gravest error. This resulted in him being cut out of Kaoru's life as easily as if he were never there to begin with. Ten years later, in the present, Kojiro has been offered the opportunity to create a series of romance cookbooks. He accepts, knowing that his greatest inspiration is and has always been Kaoru. Outside of his professional life, Kojiro has been posting on an anonymous account, different recipes with captions in which he pours his heart out to Kaoru, never tagging him in any of the posts.
Kaoru, meanwhile, is doing his best to bury over a decade's worth of hurt that stems from the one night he just can't seem to forget. He's been successful at cutting Kojiro out of his life and avoids the topic of him whenever he's discussed. However, Adam encourages Kaoru to look into a series of cookbooks, not explaining anything about them, despite knowing Kaoru cannot and does not cook.
When Kaoru realizes that every recipe has been made with love for him, will he able to get past the pain that has taken root in his heart and forgive Kojiro? Or will they be destined to repeat that same night, ten years ago?
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- Part 1 of Made With Love
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05 Jul 2025
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Kaoru needed to let out some stress.
Thoughts of Kojiro, long time husband, help him alongAnd maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to moan his name.
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30 Jun 2025
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“Would you ever get a tattoo?”
“Why?”
“Just… been thinking about it," Kojiro mutters, hiding his face in Kaoru's shoulder. "I wanna put my sun on you.”
Kaoru laughs a little at that, which makes Kojiro's heart all soft again. “A ring isn’t enough, gorilla?”“No.”
Because nothing is ever enough. Kojiro is the most possessive man alive.
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12 Jun 2025
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Not many people know why Kaoru built CARLA or how much he relies on her.
Adam does, but that didn't stop him from smashing a skateboard into his former friend's face.
Kojiro has never known the kind of terror he felt the moment Kaoru hit the ground. Or the moment his eyes didn't focus on his face. Or... well.
It's a slow recovery. And some things that were lost might not be recoverable. Kojiro would never be happy about something like that. But he can't say he hates the way Kaoru seems to be letting him get closer...
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07 May 2025
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beach episode by tremulousmoon (mervp)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
11 Apr 2023
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(Mo Ran feels herself going absolutely mad.
Just the sight of A-Ning in a white swimsuit almost bowled her over. It was a simple style, just an unremarkable two-piece that had a halter strap that made her look like she was wearing a choker.
She looked devastatingly beautiful. So pure. And utterly fuckable.)
AKA ageswapped fem ranwan at the beach
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- Part 3 of age swap AUs
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17 Apr 2025
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Chef O’Hara eviscerates Miles’ dish in front of a live audience. He makes it up to Miles later that night.
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- Part 1 of flowerfang culinary universe au
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15 Apr 2025
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Maybe next year is the year. Maybe last year. by Veto_power_over_clocks
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
31 Jan 2023
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“Are you supposed to be Kaoru?” Kojiro asks, more to say something than because he has any doubts.
“What do you mean ‘supposed to be’?” the man says, crossing his arms over his chest.
“You can't be Kaoru. This is a dream.”
A smirk appears on the man’s face. “Oh, really?”
“Obviously.”
The man huffs a laugh and shakes his head. “If that makes you feel better about this, then sure. Let’s say it’s a dream.”
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A teenage Kojiro meets an adult Kaoru and is unimpressed.
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18 Feb 2025
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Kojiro can't help but notice the pretty young thing that has started frequently his restaurant.
A broken register, a phone number, and some flirty texts later, Kojiro has a question to answer:
[Any interest in doing more tonight? Or am I not your type?]
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18 Feb 2025
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“Master Sakurayashiki is unavailable at the moment. Please attempt contact again during business hours.”
Kojiro frowns at the automatic text message staring back at him from his phone screen. It is not the first time he went unanswered by Kaoru, nor the first time he gets the Annoying Client treatment of having his calls and messages immediately thwarted by Carla’s automatic answer. It is, however, the first time it happens since they’ve been dating.
Kaoru is having a bad day, Kojiro is determined to help.
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04 Feb 2025
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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23 Jan 2025
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with you, who shines like the stars by tremulousmoon (mervp)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
22 Sep 2024
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(Mo Ran was not usually one to make decisions out of preserving his pride, that was his huffy little disciple’s field—but he decides in this moment in time that there was no way he was going to let Chu Wanning know that his shizun was so incompetent as to have been caught off-guard and cursed. No, his disciple already had no respect for him; this would only further cement that low opinion of him.
He raises both his hands in appeasement and tries to wrack his brain with a convincing lie on the spot, “I have permission to be here! I…I’m…your shizun’s cousin. From his mother's side.”)
In which Mo Ran gets cursed to temporarily becoming 15 again, and figures out a few heartbreaking things about his disciple, Chu Wanning, as he lies through his teeth about his identity.
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- Part 9 of age swap AUs
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21 Jan 2025