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“Hey, Slasher!” Like an angel sent down from the heavens, Guest 1337’s voice echoed around the castle walls. Matt groggily looked up to see him standing on one of the parapets, just as strong and determined as ever.
“Guest…” Matt slurred, feebly reaching an arm up for him. It was all worth it. He’d take an agonizing death if it meant getting to see Guest 1337 one last time.
His senses remained intact otherwise, giving Matt a front-row seat to Guest 1337 as he began to do what could only be described as absolutely busting it down to California Girls.
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Matt (temporarily) lands in the realm of the Forsaken, alongside all of the bizarre strategies and customs it holds.
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- Part 5 of My assorted Forsaken works
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Jul 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of the goldilocks zone
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Steve needs Jack, he needs him to love him, to want him, to forgive him. But that takes time, and while he has more time than most given how he's still hiding out in the Unknown, Steve isn't really known for his patience. Especially when he thinks someone is already after Jack's attention, so desperate times call for desperate measures. No matter the cost in the end.
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Major Tom to Ground Control by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jul 2026
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Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.
She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.
But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.
OR; The beetles make it home.
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Project Saving Grace by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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In relative terms, the trip from the Tau Ceti system to the 40 Eridani system takes the Hail Mary a little over three Earth years.
This is what happens when you put two snarky aliens in a small, enclosed space for that long.