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“Hey, Slasher!” Like an angel sent down from the heavens, Guest 1337’s voice echoed around the castle walls. Matt groggily looked up to see him standing on one of the parapets, just as strong and determined as ever.
“Guest…” Matt slurred, feebly reaching an arm up for him. It was all worth it. He’d take an agonizing death if it meant getting to see Guest 1337 one last time.
His senses remained intact otherwise, giving Matt a front-row seat to Guest 1337 as he began to do what could only be described as absolutely busting it down to California Girls.
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Matt (temporarily) lands in the realm of the Forsaken, alongside all of the bizarre strategies and customs it holds.
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- Part 5 of My assorted Forsaken works
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Jul 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of the goldilocks zone
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Steve needs Jack, he needs him to love him, to want him, to forgive him. But that takes time, and while he has more time than most given how he's still hiding out in the Unknown, Steve isn't really known for his patience. Especially when he thinks someone is already after Jack's attention, so desperate times call for desperate measures. No matter the cost in the end.
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Major Tom to Ground Control by tallboy_benny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jul 2026
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Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.
She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.
But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.
OR; The beetles make it home.
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Project Saving Grace by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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In relative terms, the trip from the Tau Ceti system to the 40 Eridani system takes the Hail Mary a little over three Earth years.
This is what happens when you put two snarky aliens in a small, enclosed space for that long. -
Thrown Into The Loop by Womposaurus
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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In my previous fic, Engineer Mark was pulled into the portal created by the warp core. His landing destination was into the Iron Lung, with Simon. But what if the reverse happened? What if Simon was pulled into the portal? He had just been sent into the blood, just scanned through the manual. But he hasn't used the camera. No radiation poisoning. He was hurled through the blue portal, into the Invincible II.
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Bookmarked by Hat_Guy
28 Feb 2026
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[67/?] PLEASE I CANT CATCH UP WITH ALL THESE UPDATES
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doesthisneedatitle_draft.file by katachresis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Jun 2026
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"You're a space wizard, Murderbot. You'll hate it. It'll be great." - The Force, probably
If Murderbot ever proves the Force is sentient, it will plot to murder the shit out of the Force.
So maybe I should’ve noticed I had bullshit magic powers sooner, but in my defense I didn’t think magic was real. Most sane people would insist magic isn’t real.
Wait, whoops, the ghosts would claim it’s not magic. It’s “the Force” (in case you’re wondering, yes, you can hear the capitalization), and I’m a “Force-sensitive” which means I’m able to manipulate the mysterious, supernatural (but definitely not magical) force that a bunch of old dead monks decided to name the Force. (Not that I’m making fun of their naming sense. It’s apt even if it must’ve gotten confusing sometimes.)
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- Part 1 of murderwars fusion
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SecUnit secretly nurses the GrayCris SecUnit in DeltFall back to health after Mensah stabbed it with the mining drill and Pin-Lee squashed it with the hopper.
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All Systems Red AU, where because the PreservationAux team fought to not rent Secunit they piss off the company enough to get forced to rent another second "Sec"unit. This Unit happens to basically be a newborn!
In which Murderbot becomes a first mom before becoming a third mom
Bookmarked by Hat_Guy
28 Jan 2026
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2/? Hehe praying the baby secunit doesn’t die I’ll CRY
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At the start of their survey, PreservationAux watches as their SecUnit is unpacked from its crate. Immediately, the team decides that it is Friend Shaped, and they're going to show it the Respect and Kindness it deserves.
(Mild AU of All Systems Red where the gang decides to try and befriend their SecUnit as soon as they land, before any lives are in danger. Whether it likes it or not. Got Loved Idiot. Primarily Mensah POV)
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Someone is trying to assassinate Doctor Robotnik, and despite only working for him for about four months, Stone is willing to do anything to protect him. Attempt after attempt, Stone uncovers secrets within the government and skirts death every time.
What is Robotnik doing, you ask? Well, sometime after the second or third assassination attempt, he realizes that he's falling for his Agent. So he's not going to overthink that at all.
~aka, Stone is in an action thriller and Robotnik is in a rom-com. They figure it out.
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Why are people looking at my dad in a weird way...? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
20 Jul 2026
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C00lkidd has noticed a lot of people taking an interest in his dad lately and isn't happy about it, especially as he doesn't get to spend a lot of time with his dad himself these days.
Fic now over a year old, congrats if you've stuck it out since the beginning lol.
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Four ducks of a feather by Blueberrywriter10
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), PKNA - Paperinik New Adventures
11 Jul 2025
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{2:30 am}
Darknessincarnate: I regret ever finding you.
Darknessincarnate: Fuck you.
Asskicker: No you don't.
Asskicker: also language.
Darknessincarnate: Your username literally has a curse word in it????
Asskicker: Not by choice, you made it that way and I can't change it back.
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Sa nau kad – Forged Like a Saber by MyDirtyLittleSecret
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, mentions of TBOBF, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics)
18 Jul 2025
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Din Djarin successfully redeems himself in the Living Waters of Mandalore, and discovers the statute of Tarre Viszla before leaving the planet. Things just get weird from there. And somehow, he lands in the past to save Jaster Mereel and deliver him the Dark Saber. Tarre and the Dark Saber seem to believe Jaster is the only one worthy to bear the title of Mand'alor in the last several decades, only because Din doesn't want the damn thing. He's not fit to be Mand’alor.
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Loving The Boss's Nephew by FifiandBogart
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Disney Duck Universe
16 May 2025
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It's not easy being in love and keeping it inside... But Launchpad respects Donald WAY TOO MUCH to add such complication to their friendship.
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A Second Chance by Dynoboii
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
27 May 2025
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After being drowned by Poseidon, Odysseus wakes up in his ship, 10 years earlier. Armed with knowledge of the future, Odysseus is determined to ensure that he makes it home, with his crew (hopefuly) intact.
Updates every other day.
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- Part 1 of Merging and Diverging
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: Stop staring, would 'ya? : (temporary hiatus) by hyperfixations_are_everything
Fandoms: The Happyhills Homicide (Video Game)
04 May 2025
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A classic story of enemies to friends, huh?
- Pawalski hopes not. He's been searching for that bitch, John Wade, for 3 months. He'd do anything to get to that bastard if he didn't have good morals. Well... acceptable morals, at least. His job won't prevent him from satisfaction... hopefully.
⬩ The Pale Grin believes not. Just another case of a vengeful sheep running from a wolf. With his past affecting him severely, there isn't any way for him to be revived back to an actually moral person. Or is there..?
~ Carpenter wishes it's not. His son is a parasite, created by God to curse the entirety of Happyhills. He knows the only way out of this is to kill his son. He isn't even his son anymore. He's just a husk of what he wanted to believe his son would be.
But who knows? The future can't be determined by just mortals. Maybe there's some ancient power up there determining their futures. And whatever it has in plan for them, all three of them will be surprised: for better, or for worse.
But is it really an enemies to friends story? Or is it something... a bit more surprising? Something a bit more... intimate?
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Kowalsky is just a normal janitor as a public school, but after the hospital bills pile up and become too much for him keep up with, he'll say yes to any kind of sidework for some extra cash.
Unfortunately for him, that work happens to be cleaning up crime scenes after his friend got him involved with the mob.
His boss, Big Jim, is a whole other story.
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Story is finished, final chapter is a bonus chapter just there for fun, and doesn't add anything to the story :)Series
- Part 1 of Crime Scene Cleaner Rewrite
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Among Ash-Heaps and Millionaires by PufferfishRuleTheWorld
Fandoms: The Great Gatsby (2013), The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
01 Jun 2025
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Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her.
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you" -Thomas Parke D'Invilliers.It's the 1920s, Nick Carraway had just moved to New York a couple of months ago and was trying to become a writer on the side.
Jay Gatsby was trying to chase the green light with all he's got while trying to find a way to reach Daisy. He thought that Nick would be the key.
Tom Buchanan has tried his hardest to ignore the morally weak side to him that was awoken in college by Nick. Unfortunately for him, Nick is back in his life.
George Wilson is trying to get out of the pit of despair and recreate love with his cheating wife and worn down shop.
Chester McKee just wanted to party with his wife and friends when he sees the most beautiful man.
What will become of these men who will forever be changed through Nick's affect on their lives?
We will have to wait and see.
P.S This as my own version of The Great Gatsby.
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- Part 1 of Ash Heaps Series
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Oya Manda'lor! by Cloud__Chaser
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2022
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After giving up his child to Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin has found himself without a purpose. Filling in the gaps by completing bounties for Boba Fett, Din comes across a strange artefact that leaves him stranded in time.
Who knows, maybe Din's complete lack of knowledge of the world outside of the outer rim will lead to the fall of the empire before it even begins...
Warning: A loooot of swearing!
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- Part 1 of Oya Manda'lor!