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“What,” Crowley said, “is that?”
That wasn’t really the question he was asking, obviously. He knew exactly what that was. It was just a shorthand way to say something more like, why, with as much disdain as possible, and that was really just a shorthand way to say, gosh, angel, if you were that bored you could’ve rung me up for dinner.
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22 Jul 2024
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Propaganda by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale sighed. “Demons can’t love, Crowley, so I don’t know why you’d say you can.”
Crowley leaned forward, drink forgotten. His voice came out unusually soft. “Who told you demons can’t love, Aziraphale?”
The angel raised his eyebrows at him incredulously. “It’s common knowledge, dear.”
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A misunderstanding is cleared up and two ethereal and occult beings (respectively) finally approach the dreaded topic of...ugh...FEELINGS.Series
- Part 4 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
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18 May 2024
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It’s a comforting game for them, by now – refined and worked out through millennia. Like a dance, almost. Aziraphale pulls, Crowley pushes. When Crowley pushes, Aziraphale dodges, or pushes back, and Crowley pulls away until he’s called back. It’s like a strange, slow, incredibly fast dance between them – or at least it would be, if Aziraphale spent much time thinking about such things.
After millennia, it came easy, their push and pull – easier, even, when Aziraphale no longer intended to do anything other than pull and pull and pull him closer after the failed Armageddon. It should have worked too – would have, probably, if it weren’t for the fact that Crowley also changed his behaviour.
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18 May 2024
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Never Out Of Date by bearwonder for Caedmon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2021
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"Soooo," Crowley drawls, leaning a hip against the counter in what he hopes is a seductive manner. "In the market for a new phone, are we?"
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28 Apr 2024
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let the river in by bearwonder
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2021
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Aziraphale stares into his eyes (definitely not going there right now), and Crowley takes a deep breath, trying to focus on the flames, the bookshop, the loss. He can do this, fuck. He can compartmentalize; he can keep back what needs to be kept back and show Aziraphale only what he's asked for. He can. Surely. Just two blokes sharing emotions at the end of the world, it's fine.
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28 Apr 2024
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No Matter What, I'm Yours by Mimsynims
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2024
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“Good. I would like you to meet father–”
Behind Gabriel’s back, the unknown man pulls down his shades just enough to wink at Aziraphale, showing off unusual eyes that seem familiar. Far too familiar.
“Crowley.” The name slips out before Aziraphale can stop himself. The dark slits dividing shimmering gold are unmistakable, even on this unfamiliar face.
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- Part 12 of Squirming At Your Feet-ish Prompts
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07 Apr 2024
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The first time Crowley saw the most beautiful man in the world, he was… in a bit of a state. Hammered, you could say.
The second time he saw the most beautiful man in the world, he was, while not drunk, possibly even more of a mess than when he had been drunk, because he was sitting on the hallway floor of his apartment building, sweaty, covered in paint splotches of various colours, and about 30 seconds from having a nervous breakdown.
It all got worse from there.
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04 Apr 2024
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A Strange Feeling With Regard to You by KannaOphelia for EdosianOrchids901
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley have drifted into congenial retirement in the South Downs together. They're closer than they have ever been—until Crowley is violently taken from Aziraphale.
They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone.
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02 Apr 2024
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Married at First Sight by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2023
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“Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.
“That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.
“Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”
“Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.
In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.
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24 Mar 2024
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Getting it Sorted by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale's book-sorting strategies are maddeningly obscure, Crowley's got snake eyes which are tragically bad at reading, and the local vicar is a little bit bored.
When the new retiree at the end of the lane asks Father John for a hand in solving a mystery around his house, it seems like a benign enough offer. Read some books, gather some intel, occasionally attend a clandestine meeting in a leaky old garden shed. Surely nothing can go too wrong.
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16 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale can't pretend he's not a little nervous. He hasn't seriously fought for millennia, and has rarely picked up a human weapon as anything but a bit of a show, or for appearances' sake. The one time he'd wrestled he'd had to hold back considerably for the poor man putting his all into it. Which of course wouldn't be quite as necessary with Crowley.
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26 Dec 2023
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Remains by indigo (indigo_angels)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale was reading at his desk in the, mercifully empty, book shop when it happened, and it was startling enough to snap him out of the shamefully dreadful twelfth century Latin translation he was currently wading through and make him stare wildly around the room, the hairs at the nape of his neck standing to creeping attention...
When the World didn't end after all, things don't quite work out the way that Aziraphale had started to hope that they would.
24th December - Bonus epilogue added!!!!
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15 Nov 2023
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A Most Holey Summoning (Attempt) by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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This time, there was a long, skinny leg clad in skin-tight black jeans sticking out his ceiling, along with the lower part of an arsecheek. From the angle the leg was hanging in the air, kicking fitfully, it looked like they'd maybe learned enough of a lesson not to lean over the summoning circle too far, but hadn't backed away enough to avoid having their feet swept out from under them.
"This is ridiculous," he told their leg severely and then, with a huff, laid his sword on the lip of a shelf not too overflowing with books to hold it, and fetched over the ladder.
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Aziraphale really wishes whatever mystery angel keeps trying to summon him and getting parts of themselves stuck in his ceiling by mistake would leave him alone before he starts getting ideas. Crowley wishes that weird demon he's heard loves humanity would answer his damn summons already, because Armageddon is coming and he has no idea who else to ask for help.
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- Part 1 of The Opposite of a Hole is a Bulge
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01 Oct 2023
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Birthmark by Linebreaker
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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“What’re you looking at, angel?” Crowley asked. The sunlight made it hard to see his face, but Aziraphale thought he sounded amused.
He smiled and, heart stuttering, answered, “You.”
Crowley froze momentarily. Aziraphale watched as his entire frame went rigid, his edges rippling like a mirage in the desert, before he relaxed again. He scoffed and grumbled something incomprehensible, then turned away.
That’s when Aziraphale noticed the mark.
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06 Sep 2023
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Visitors by Linebreaker
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2023
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"Since you’ve been thwarting Crowley’s evil wiles for years now, we thought you may have some information on his current whereabouts.”
Crowley froze with one hand still outstretched towards the door, his breath hitching in his throat. Adam, tucked against his side, went still and quiet as the arm that encircled him tightened instinctively.
That voice. He knew that voice. Greasy as an oil slick, it oozed across his skin, raising the delicate hairs on his arms and the back of his neck. He shuddered.
Gabriel.
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- Part 4 of Raising Adam
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03 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale has always thought that human sex looks like a great deal of fun. Perhaps now it's something he and Crowley can enjoy together.
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22 Aug 2023
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Gabriel and Beelzebub are pretty sure they've figured out how Crowley and Aziraphale pulled off their little trick. Now all they need is a demonstration. But they may not see exactly what they expected...
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22 Aug 2023
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"Did you know," he says, "that Heaven seems to think we're... That is, they seem to somehow have the impression that we're..."
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21 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale is on the Ark, with Crawly. And then he is somewhere else. With Crawly, and himself, and a vision of a future that he would never have imagined. Not in five thousand years.
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21 Aug 2023
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practicality by mutalune for PepperVL
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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Crowley is taken by Heaven - Aziraphale gets him back.
“You know,” Aziraphale says. “I’m not enjoying this, Gabriel. We could skip all of this unpleasantness. I don’t particularly want to continue, as this is rather… distasteful.”
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13 Aug 2023