HumanO2consumer
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Tryna capture the concept of power cuz... why not hehe
A teeny tiny bit intense but won't drain you lol- Language:
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Just love and confusion written by someone who has absolutely no idea what it's supposed to feel like lmao
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Just a piece of something I needed to let out of my soul. A little concerning if you look past the poetry, so let's not do that, yeah?
I don't really intend anyone to read it, like I said, it's just unedited and unfiltered thoughts.
Noodles! (Cuz why not lol)
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After doing some perfunctory waving and smiling for the crowd, he turns to Chuuya and elbows him in the arm, too high above to reach his waist. “Aren’t you tired yet of always losing to me?”
“I hope you fall off the podium and die,” Chuuya says without breaking his awkward camera grin.
Dazai mock gasps. “Now what would your fans say if they knew the vile things that come out of your mouth when no one’s looking?”
— or, the figure skating AU in which Dazai and Chuuya are forced to become rink mates when they are teenagers, sparking a rivalry that is as catastrophic as it is epic. A story about obsessions.
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10 Nov 2025
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“You know where the bandages are,” Chuuya continued. “I want to finish this episode, and then I’m going to bed.”
“I left the port mafia.”
“I know. You ditching Mori’s coat was a pretty big giveaway. You can crash on the couch, the extra blankets are in the linen closet in the hall, but I’m going to need you gone in the morning-”
“I'm leaving the country, and I want you to come with me.”
A pause.
“What?”
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- Part 1 of En Un Autre Vie
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07 Oct 2025
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When Chuuya agreed to dating his ex-partner on a whim—random, non serious—he’d figured that if Dazai had suggested it just because he was bored, then of course Chuuya had to play along, otherwise it would seem like he had something to hide.
He’d never thought the feelings he’d skillfully suppressed for four years would ever get in the way.
Now he’s stuck in this friends with benefits who may be fake or real dating but not really thing, and it just so happens that Chuuya gets entangled in an incident in New York, and that bastard Dazai may or may not have just flown halfway across the world to him, what the fuck is happening.
(An incident that occurs in New York, and everything that unravels along with it.)
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07 Oct 2025
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Dazai left four years ago with two promises: Chuuya and he could keep texting and he would come back soon. He didn't keep any of his promises. Now that he's out of the mafia, he wants to be in Chuuya's life (again), but Chuuya doesn't.
So he has to make his way into it. At all costs
Why?
Oh well...
Or Kidnapping me?'s sequel, in which Dazai tries to be Chuuya's 'friend' again. It takes a lot, but he's obsessed.
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- Part 3 of Takes One To Love One🌸
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Bookmarked by HumanO2consumer
25 Sep 2025
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Nikolai is dying, and Fyodor knows why.
The hanahaki came without warning—petals blooming in his lungs, soft and crimson and merciless. The cure? Unrequited love returned. The problem? Nikolai doesn’t even remember being in love.
Then Fyodor appears—calm, elegant, and disturbingly familiar. He speaks like they’ve met. Smiles like he knows how this ends. And lies through his teeth with every word he doesn’t say.
As the flowers spread and the past unravels, Nikolai is left grasping at memories just out of reach—and a man who may hold the key to both his salvation and his undoing.
A journey through forgotten love, buried truths, and the kind of heartbreak that blooms from the inside out.
Fyolai. Hanahaki. Slow descent. Sharp teeth under soft petals.STATUS: COMPLETED
Bookmarked by HumanO2consumer
25 Sep 2025