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Denn die Todten reiten Schnell (For the dead travel fast) by andromedove
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Truthless Recluse's reasons for secluding himself at the Peak of Truth were twofold. One, he had an endless life to dedicate to guarding the wicked truths held there. Two, his distance meant the townsfolk were safe from him and his hunger. Why the Sage of Truth didn't realize this, he couldn't possibly say. He kept coming back with that same curious glint in his eyes, asking about everything that made vampires tick.
Which was all well and good until he convinced Recluse to show him how he hunts his prey.
(Title is from the poem Lenore, famously quoted in Dracula)
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17 Apr 2026
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If there is one thing Shadow Milk could be guaranteed to do, it would be meticulous. As exemplified by his carefully crafted wardrobe and by the schematics of each scheme he committed to, he always made sure every detail sat just right to get the point across. Though, he never thought he'd ever put this much care into a simple gift.
Here is the current issue; Shadow Milk, in being locked away for more than a millennium, is unaware of the modern celebrations of cookie-kind. As the Fount he never indulged in any celebrations except for the ceremonial kind- blessings, prayers, and other nonsense he was expected to partake in.
So when Pure Vanilla kindly requested he join him in the markets that day and he begrudgingly agreed, he was confused by the decorations being placed around the kingdom.
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or, Shadow Milk tries to give Pure Vanilla a gift for Valentine's Day. It mostly works out.
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- Part 24 of Tired Tina's PVSM/SDVN Fics
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20 Mar 2026
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It was a matter of minutes. Minutes that could have changed his fate, that could have averted the fast-approaching disaster that was coming straight at Mike Wheeler.
Minutes that were wasted because no one noticed his disappearance.
And so he was left alone, with something new and dangerous in his veins, a scream in his head, and only one goal: to get out of here.
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Or: Mike Wheeler is dragged to the Soviet Union by the Russians, gains powers, and does everything it takes to survive. Everything.
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23 Dec 2025
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A Poppy Flower In Your Hands, A Bloom of Emotion In My Heart by NarativeCurations
Fandoms: Poppy Playtime (Video Game)
28 Mar 2026
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Prologue: The secrets of the Playtime Company are deep-seated in the earth. Experimentations, torture, coercion and murder were everyday occurrences. It took the Hour of Joy to end one horror and replace it with another. Death became the only true Salvation, the only true Freedom. But they say sometimes a place so rooted in darkness, fear and pain can bring the attention of greater forces to it; and something out there in the universe decided a long time ago that second chances at a good life was well deserved.
Summary: When DogDay died after being taken over by the mini-Critters, he thought that was the end. But he was surprised when he opened his eyes again to a new world, so familiar to the one he was trapped in, but also so much freer and safer. It's a world where the children of Playtime Co were given a second chance to live, without the tortures of their previous lives. As more characters join their new world, tendrils from the old one reaches in and threatens to destroy their lives once more. It is up for the tortured souls of Playtime to make another stand against the forces that threaten their happiness and peace.
Multiple pairings. Main CatNap x DogDay. Mostly Smiling Critter/Bigger Bodies centric
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14 Nov 2025
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From childhood, Lance has heard a voice.
It was never malicious - quite the opposite in fact. It was filled with love and adoration for the boy, and Lance relished in his friend that only he could hear. Over the years, Lance accepted the voice as something that he couldn't explain and just was a part of his life.
Imagine his surprise when he finally meets the voice in person.
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30 Oct 2025