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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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13 Dec 2025
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After the battle at MAC-Z, Mike and Will talk about what just happened... but not before Mike gets all stupidly jealous of Robin. (Isn't she too old for Will anyway?! Why are they smiling at each other?! Mike does NOT like this.)
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08 Dec 2025
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Barb Holland's Definitive Rankings of Hawkins High Boys by PhoenixTalon
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Sep 2023
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At a drunken sleepover, Barb Holland, Chrissy Cunningham, Nancy Wheeler, and Robin Buckley craft a list ranking the bedroom skills of the boys of Hawkins High. It's all fun and games until the list is leaked.
Billy is pissed because his name is at the bottom. Eddie is confused because his name is at the top. Steve and Jonathan come up with an unorthodox solution to raise BOTH of their rankings.
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04 Dec 2025
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Jake woke up and couldn’t figure out what he was looking up at. It wasn’t a natural material - neither the leaves and branches of hometree nor the shimmering leaf of his hammock. It also wasn’t the industrial ceiling of one of the research stations where he might have been taken had been injured somewhere out in the jungle. No, this was looking distinctly human, and Earth-like.
He made to get up but immediately fell out of bed when his legs didn’t respond. His very human legs. In his very human bed. In his old bedroom before he had shipped out to Pandora. There was a knock at the door. “Jake, you okay?” a familiar voice called out.
His heart nearly stopped. “Yeah, I’m fine, Tommy,” he called back before his brother could enter the room.
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Or: Jake falls asleep on Pandora a year after Avatar 1. Jake wakes up on Earth several months before he is to leave on the long journey to Pandora. Jake promptly tracks down Norm and does things better this time around. (Eywa's solution to disaster is to send everyone back in time).
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19 Nov 2025
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The Na’vi is tall. As Jake’s eyes flit from the bow slung over her shoulders to the knife as long as his arm that she clutches in her four-fingered hand, he understands instantly at that moment that it was not out of the kindness of her heart that she intervened.
‘Thank you’ sits in his mouth, but he dares not break the heavy silence between them, and all confidence that he had dissipates the second she stands to her full height and towers over him.
Stranded, injured and alone in the jungles of Pandora, Jake is left behind. Neytiri won't make that same mistake.
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17 Nov 2025
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In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
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05 Nov 2025
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His chin is captured, held still, a thumb presses up against his mouth, and Deidara thrashes – "Please remain calm, Shinobi-san. You are being healed as we speak," a deep and smooth and emotionless voice intones, and Deidara peeks out an eye.
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29 Oct 2025
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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26 Oct 2025
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The Unspeakables think inter-universal travel is dangerous because it might cause information contamination or an increase in universal entropy. But, for Teddy Lupin, the real reason people shouldn't travel between universes is the chance that they might fall in love with a person who shouldn't exist—a person who is supposed to feel like Teddy's brother, not like his perfect match.
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06 Oct 2025
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At The End of The Rope by shiftylinguini for iamisaac (sabethea)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2017
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Everyone presents in the springtime of their fifteenth year, and no one was more excited about this than James ― or more disappointed when it didn’t happen. But that’s okay, at twenty-two he’s now made peace with being an Absent Presentation, and with his conviction that no one in their right mind would want to be with or claim someone like him, least of all the person he really wants. He’s got his work and his right hand, and even if he sometimes thinks about what it would be like to be honest with Teddy about how he feels, he knows he couldn’t bear the rejection ― at least, that’s what he tells himself when he can’t get to sleep at night.
But all that is tested after a run-in with an overzealous admirer and a routine Auror call-out gone drastically wrong. As James is left now presenting in full as an Omega, and bound to stay in Teddy’s presence, the careful balancing act he’s built his life around grows more precarious by the second.
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05 Oct 2025
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Guess I'll Die by aibidil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
04 Jan 2019
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Albus’s life is as it has always been; he’s trying not to let on that he’s in love with his best friend while also having to dodge tickling spells hurled at his groin during duelling practice. But then he and Scorpius are hit with an illegal hex—they have to have sex, or the curse will deplete their magical life-force. It’ll be fine, Albus thinks. They will have sex and then pretend it never happened. No big deal. Right?
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04 Oct 2025
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When he was nine years old, young Timothy Drake's family decided to move to a small town in Kansas...
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27 Sep 2025
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Clark Kent and his Robins (and his favorite Bat) by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe
12 Apr 2023
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Due to shenanigans that Clark cannot possibly comprehend, let alone understand, Bruce has somehow talked him into being Batman for a week.
And then it keeps happening.
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How Clark Kent and Batman choose to protect what they love.
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24 Sep 2025
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Tim Drake receives his soulmate words at nine.
He meets Dick Grayson by chance when he's seventeen, and chooses not to ruin the kid's life by keeping it to himself... only for Dick to fall for him anyways.
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Day 6: Protectiveness
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- Part 5 of if(touched by love's own secret)
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14 Sep 2025
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Nine year old Tim Drake did not want a babysitter this summer. All he wanted to do was get a head start on his studies during the day & photograph Batman & Robin at night. He certainly did not want a babysitter in the form of the annoyingly cheerful teenager neighbor, Dick Grayson.
[originally published april 2012]
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- Part 1 of Seasons
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14 Sep 2025
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Gotham Ghoul by SapphyWatchesYouSleep (JupiterMelichios)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Tokyo Ghoul
27 Aug 2018
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Jason thought being put together out of spare parts meant he was the world's only human-ghoul hybrid. That was, until a child turned up on the Manor doorstep claiming to be Bruce's son.
A Tokyo Ghoul AU
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- Part 1 of Gotham Ghoul
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03 Sep 2025
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It’s like a hundred ninety-nine degrees by feyburner
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
16 Apr 2024
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He can’t remember how it started, later.
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03 Sep 2025
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Jason's gone and Tim finds that he's the only one who thinks it wasn't on purpose.
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02 Sep 2025
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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21 Aug 2025
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Tim and Jason go undercover as a just-married couple celebrating their honeymoon in order to catch a high-profile drug lord. Hand-holding, kissing, secret rendezvous and bed sharing ahead.
OR: The JayTimWeek prompt I never posted, filled with all of my favorite tropes, inspired by Lana Del Rey’s song - Honeymoon
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18 Aug 2025