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Where his brother hesitates at the topmost step, Wilbur steps forward. He leans a bit as his knuckles lightly tap the rotting wood.
Knock, knock, kno-
Before he can finish the satisfying third knock, the green door is thrown open. It takes a second - no, two - for him to stop the thought of ‘have we forgotten our own address?’. It takes two seconds for him to realize this is his father, a man with golden blonde hair and a laugh that could make crows stop to listen.
“Wilbur,” his father breathes, because thank the lord he’s breathing.
“Dad,” Wilbur inhales, as the lord curses him from above.
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Techno had enlisted at a young age to fight beside his conscripted older brother. The two come home after a couple of long years, happy to be with their family. Too bad the change of time is an awful thing.
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trash bin
Since it's the trashbin, there won't be any warnings so read at your own risk!!!
Also the tags seen were for the first one im just lazy lol
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Phil is a hero in the apocalypse who goes around saving people from certain death before leaving them bemused as ever. Techno is a weak little teenager with insane luck and smarts.
Phil doesn’t truly believe in coincidences. Once is an accident, twice will end up with a bullet in someone’s skull.
Yet he still encounters Techno in circumstances where the emo teenager should’ve definitely died, and he’s there to save the day.
Little does Phil know that there's more than what he thinks.
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Vibrations in the air, what is your meaning? by IAteAGuitar
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Mar 2023
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Phil as Hank and Techno as Connor. Phil killed Techno to save the revolution but turns out like any old revolt, androids can face greed just like humans. They basically took over and shit lol. How the tables have turned.
His assistant, Thomas Innes, manages to get Model BL4D3 working for just a couple of minutes. Phil has a good old chat with an old friend about the meaning of the word 'mean', meaningless promises, and meaningless words. All while drinking and attempting to imitate someone's coin tricks.
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Tommy is a big man. He has great looks, great charm, and great muscles, did he mention looks? He also has a pink dog! And bullies, but no need to get ahead of ourselves!
What a surprise when his emotionally stunted and strangely badass pomeranian leads him into... undesirable circumstances.
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I wanted a pomeranian technoblade with a self-conscious Tommyinnit that finds their way together. Instead, I made this. Very self-indulgent, god help me.
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Phil cupped Techno’s face in both hands. His face was a stony mask. “Techno,” he said slowly. “I need you to trust me on this. We can’t let this child off this boat if we want him to make it until dawn.”
Techno swallowed. His throat was dry and tasted of salt. “Why not?”
“Because, Techno—“ Phil turned ever so slightly, gesturing to the child’s battered figure as though he were introducing him to the king himself. “This is our would-be assassin.”
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Or, in which Dream and Tommy are assassins, Wilbur and Phil are the ones sent to kill them, and Technoblade just wants to retire.
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18 Feb 2025
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Tabula Rasa by cursedwritings
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jun 2021
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Fushiguro’s frown deepened. “Who are you?”
“I’m Itadori Yuuji. I’m your—”
“Boyfriend,” Kugisaki cut in.
Itadori’s jaw dropped so fast he worried he’d dislocated it. What. That was not what he’d been about to say. Teammate or roommate or friend, but not that.Or, Fushiguro is struck by a curse that causes temporary amnesia. No one takes advantage of the situation at all.
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23 Aug 2024
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frog in a well by unolvrs
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2023
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In a world plagued by villains, heroes, and supernatural powers that may as well be cursed techniques, Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara conclude that the only way to capture the attention of the missing Itadori Yūji is to force their faces on screen.
—or, the frogs learn to live outside the well, while missing a third of themselves, and that is by attending Japan's number one hero school.
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25 May 2024
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Sorcerers ARE Heroes Goddammit by Hopeless_Otaku
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jun 2025
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As a result of the USJ incident, U.A. High School has requested a special grade sorcerer to be present at the school until after the sports festival. Despite the tensions between the hero and jujutsu societies, this mission has been accepted.
Due to the others being unavailable, Gojo Satoru was assigned the mission. He will be stationed at UA as a temporary faculty member who was sent in for extra security. Gojo Satoru will primarily work with Class 1-A due to their close contact with the villains from the USJ.
Only the principal and Hero Course Staff have been informed of the true purpose of his presence. To eradicate any curses that form as a result of the increased negative energy until the Sports Festival.Update:
Upon being given the assignment, Gojo Satoru brought the three first years under his care with him to the U.A. High School. The new cover story is as follows.“Gojo Satoru is an underground hero who works at Tokyo Prefectural Technical College, a private religious school in the mountains. Due to the extremely small number of students at the school, the students under his care have also been temporarily transferred as to not harm the quality of their education.”
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24 Feb 2024
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“Your brother,” she says, making him focus for a moment. “It would be best if you picked him up as soon as possible, but if necessary, someone can stay with him until morning-”
“Sorry,” Wilbur cuts her off. “But I don't have a brother.”
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Wilbur's mother dies and that's just the start.