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Yet another rehab fic. Not required to have read the previous fic. Time line what time line?
I'm going to try and update every few days or around. Each chapter will be at least 1k words. I should put a real summary huh?
Frank doesn't know what day it is, what month it is, but he knows he loves his wife and will go through all the sickness in the world for her, even if it means 2 months shaking out withdrawals and the rest of rehab hallucinating and struggling to think straight, even if his withdrawals really shouldve ended by now. Why are they still happening?
The mutism tag applies to Frank here in a later chapter, don't wanna spoil any more than that ;)
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- Part 2 of The Pitt: Good Wife Abby Langdon
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Just some random f & t fluff. Idk lol I just love the forbidden het!
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It's all so much. He can't handle it. He breaks down on the roof and calls his wife, not sure what he's going to do if she doesn't answer. But she does. And she's the only thing that can soothe him like this. Other than his kids.
Now edited.
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- Part 1 of The Pitt: Good Wife Abby Langdon
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Inspired by Patrick ball himself saying "mouth breathers rise up" and how he seems to never once breathe out of his nose this entire show. Why are you like this frank. Franklin. Frankie. Francis.
Trinity doesn't like how he mouth breathes right into a patients face.
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Basically,
Patient: frank you are cishet
Frank: bold of you to assume I'm either
I wrote this in like 10 minutes it's probably only 300 words I didnt check
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First loaded fanfic no doubt lmao. I just like Patrick John flueger...
Angst + character study. Written at 6 am on a (Thursday? For me Wednesday night. My sleep schedule is fucked.)
Pacing is probably fucked up. No beta. I don't want my friends to read this honestly.
I projected a lot onto him but what can you expect of me
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Past Lives Are Ours To See by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: House M.D., Swing Kids (1993), Dead Poets Society (1989), Married To It (1991), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Tape (2001)
06 May 2025
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Wilson remembers. Not a lot, but enough to weird him out. He stresses over how House would react if he told him. But it doesn't change much.
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i dont know what to call this one lol by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Vinesauce (Video Blogging RPF), SCP Foundation, Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2024
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Around the world, in an SCP facility, there are 3 beings followed by a creature known as “Chat.” They are collectively known as “The Streamers.” These are their files.
aka the scp au I found from another fic.
anyway this is a world where streaming doesn't exist. chat is 4th dimensional and is in the righthand side of the streamers vision 24/7 (unless they're offline) and its like half see through. no one else can see it but the streamer.
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oh god oh no please stop it it hurts by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Smosh, Real Person Fiction
21 Jul 2024
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a collection of unfinished smosh fics from around... 5 ish months ago. like a month or two before shortney became canon (shut up that's the phrase ill use if I want)
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- Part 1 of unfinished works
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really bad smut practice i wrote half a year ago by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Original Work
21 Jul 2024
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bad bad bad so bad i swear im sorry lmao. its just the first few lines of dialogue and some scene prep. no real smut. no gender was specified either. school bathroom so technically underage? don't know if I was planning on this being two mystery characters or two actual characters. I'm a mess man.
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- Part 2 of unfinished works
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***FEEL FREE TO USE AS A BASELINE. NO NEED FOR CREDIT FOR THIS FIC SINCE ITS SO UNPOLISHED.***
100% unedited, meaning basically illegible. according to my docs the summary is "there's no way they didn't just dogpile"
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- Part 3 of unfinished works
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shitty pastas save you from your "mother" by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Marble Hornets, Creepypasta - Fandom
15 Jul 2024
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this is bad on purpose lmao. its a narrative choice. i need to get better at writing drafts that arent perfect and I figured a fic that was bad on purpose would help.
the proxys save you from a flood... of non water orgins.
not like that.
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Honey Revenge by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)
31 May 2024
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DEAD DOVE. READ TAGS.
Title and song in fic are honey revenge by dance Gavin dance. Heard this song and went... Hm. Barbs. So this popped out really fast. Also me uploading so close together? Wow! Normally it takes multiple months and a new fandom! My first time writing anything dead dove too, so keep in mind plz
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Diavolo has his eyes on a new human who he finds perfect, so he sends Barbatos to watch them and protect them while he finds an excuse to keep them.
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Uhhhhmm homeless MC by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)
30 May 2024
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Title. This totally isn't projection about me being homeless for over a year. Ao3 authors be wild ik. Platonic relationships w everyone. Its not specified or said but it's implied that reader and Belphie have a dissociation disorder, like dr/dp (once again projecting)
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The brothers notice something is off about you – you eat too fast, you seem uncomfortable being alone in the house, and you can't handle gifts. What the hell is going on with their new human?
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I hear voices, i see visions, are these spirits, or your prison? by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Grand Theft Auto V
03 Jan 2024
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Title is from Absinthe by I Dont Know How But They Found Me. Im emo ;(. Anyways
Two old gay men have nightmares and argue then talk about hallucinating then cuddle.
Real summary: Michael has a nightmare, but luckily for him, Trevor is staying the night. They find a common ground in an unexpected place.
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What if Mirabel did get a gift-to freeze time? If the movie was just a dream?
You know how there are moments where time stops but she keeps moving? Yea i rolled with it. I watched this movie for the first time literally the other day and latched on to it. Spent like 2 hours hyper fixating on this. Obligatory I don't know Spanish, only know what Mexican Spanish I've picked up on from living in an area with 1/6th Mexicans. Also I fucking LOVE camilo. Best boy. -
A character study of thomas that got away from me and turned sad by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
01 Oct 2023
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Um suicde warning and sad wowr fing i didnt know kt would be sl sad ll also fuck grammar but its fune in here.
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Frank craves the power that was stripped from him from so young, so he runs.
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Fuck Off it's my fic i can make them sad if I wanna
Also sorry friends form other fandoms lol
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**TW** DR*WNING, IMPLIED MURDER
Writing prompt response from the official writing prompt Tumblr acc.
Prompt:
If someone dies in a horrific or traumatic way they are not greeted by Charon the ferryman but instead by Cerberus the best therapy dog in the whole underworld.
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I try really hard to write an abo fic by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
20 Feb 2023
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As the title says I wanted an abo fic but all the ones I read j didn't like so I made my own power move I know I wrote this very tired and in like two hours max. Please give critiques. If it's shit, call it so.
Or Alpha Thomas is in rut, and takes Minho, Gally, and Newt hostage for a day. No smut. Sorry not sorry. I should be posting some soon tho.
I think I figured out how to tag, if not I'll fix it on my moms computer lol