If_ihate_u_desreve
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The Fall. The world fell. The biters infected a lot of people.
This is Jack, before and after.
Note that I made this as backstory for Jack for a roleplay.
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How to screw up your future and disappoint your loved ones by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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Robby needs anger management, probably. The best he has is Jack.
I'm bad at summaries, give it a try.
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- Part 12 of The Pitt: Drabbles
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Frank has a very bad no good time in rehab. But who is ever happy and clear headed in rehab? Even if he's much more cloudy than he should be, and for longer.
Something happens, however, and he loses something important.
(Old summary inside)
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- Part 2 of The Pitt: Good Wife Abby Langdon
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Pretty OOC. Came up with this while half asleep on sedatives. One betaing and some heavy editing later we have this. Robby is not nice here I'm sorry I should write fluff to make up for it. I might not.
Was thinking about the locker room scene in 1x9 and how the actors said they had stunt coordinators there in case it got physical.
Here, it got physical. With consequences.
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- Part 11 of The Pitt: Drabbles
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Robby doesn't like it when patients pick up on his (barely noticeable!!) Texan accent
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- Part 10 of The Pitt: Drabbles
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A series of loosely and sometimes unconnected "drabbles" (under 1k words) (or close enough) for The Pitt. You can pick and choose which ones you want to be connected.
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unfinished works by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandom Encanto (2021), Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Smosh
21 Jul 2024
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wips in case i, like, die idk
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More than two years after his wife's death, Jack Abbot feels ready to start dating again. Specifically, he's ready to explore his bisexuality. The only problem is, he's never really been with men before and he's nervous about his lack of experience. When his friend suggests an unconventional solution, Jack goes for it.
After all, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like he's going to fall in love with the sex worker he's hired to teach him the ropes of gay sex.
Right?
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Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
03 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I read this for 3 hours last night and still didn't finish till the morning and I think that's how it should be experienced. Beautiful fic.
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Robby is gone, and Whitaker seems to be everywhere.
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"Wait, how long has it been exactly since you last had sex?"
On a night in, drinking beers and watching the game, Jack discovers that not only has Robby not got laid in nearly two years, but it's also been a long while since he's managed to get himself off with just his hand. Robby's problem is not being able to switch his brain off and enjoy the moment.
Jack decides to rectify that himself.
Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
03 Feb 2026
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I remember this fic a while after reading which means I like it a lot
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This is a collection of snippets from domestic life of Robby/Jack/Frank. Each chapter is a for a January prompt from: scealaiscoite
(tags will be updated as the month progresses)
Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
12 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I can't kudos this more than once and it's unfair there should be a feature to kudos once a week at least