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    Based on the question in the post-campaign wrap-up about what would have happened if Scanlan hadn't destroyed Percy's gun. What if Orthax was still around during the Chroma Conclave arc? A canon divergence in which Percy's trying to walk a very fine line while maintaining control...

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    13 Apr 2023

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    Just purely amazing.

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    Sect Leader Jiang hoists himself onto the walkway, water sheeting off him and spattering across the boards. His pants are soaked through, of course, barely clinging to his hips – and Zidian aside, he’s otherwise entirely naked-

    Lan Huan is absolutely and completely frozen. He knows he should look away, stop staring, but he can’t pull his eyes away from all of that skin. He watches a water droplet trickle down the hollow of Sect Leader Jiang’s throat, and wants to follow it with his tongue-

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    24 Jan 2023

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    Quite literally the hottest thing I’ve ever read

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Sometimes, he felt he was more Zidian--the crackle of lightning, the sear of heat, all of that with bones more brittle than glass--then he was Jiang Cheng.

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    23 Jan 2023

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    Oh god my heart

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    Magnus Bane has been taken. Alec Lightwood is not merciful in his quest to take him back.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    So good. So bloodthirsty. So whumpy.

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    Klaus is okay. He's always okay. Nothing to see here, he's fine.

    Except Ben is gone, the whole timeline is royally fucked, and some asshole is out there wearing his brother's face.

    Now the Hargreeves are stuck in a 2019 that's the same but not quite, and while the rest of the Academy unites to get them home, fend off the Sparrows, save the day etc., Klaus finds there isn't much room for him in the team. Maybe there never was.

    But when he makes friends with a lonely ghost on a rooftop one night, he has a revelation. Breaking bones and cracking skulls has never really been his deal, but there may be other ways to help save the day, or whatever.

    He might not be much of a superhero, but he's not an overly terrible medium. Perhaps, he could be something in between.

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    08 Jun 2022

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    Hurts so good

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    26 Mar 2021

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    Literally the best. So funny.

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    Even if All Might is right and Izuku can't be a hero, Izuku refuses to be useless. So Izuku uses his analysis skills to develop Plan C: Consulting in order to help the heroes. Eraserhead is impressed by this mysterious new consultant but alarm bells in Deku's behaviour quickly have Aizawa recruiting help for Plan A: Adoption.

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    24 Mar 2021

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    Made me grin like a loon <3

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    He thinks Jaskier has some muscle, the human must, to be able to walk the fifteen-ish miles they travel every day from sunup to sundown while also carrying his lute and a one-sided conversation the entire way.

     

    Geralt discovers that Jaskier is so much more ripped than he previously thought, and also that he might be more than a little thirsty for his bard.

    Or: A self-indulgent series of crack one-shots about Jaskier being buff as hell and Geralt constantly being blown away by it until they bone.

    On indefinite hiatus

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Buffskier is life and this fic gives me it

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    It occurred to Jaskier, as he forced his own feet to move, one ahead of the other, that Geralt hadn’t once shifted from where he stood on the mountain, arms ridged by his side, staring out into the valley, ass clenched like there was no tomorrow.
    He really had just let Jaskier leave.
    Jaskier clenched his jaw. Guess this one is for real then.
    When he arrived back at camp he gathered his things and gave Roach a gentle pat.
    He’d told Geralt “see you around,” but he didn’t think it would happen.
    No, actually, he decided. He was planning on it.

    jaskier and geralt lose each other. it takes a long time to be found again.

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    04 Jul 2020

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    The best Witcher fiction I have ever encountered. My face hurts from crying.

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    Getting stuck in Kaedwen in winter had never been on Jaskier's plan. It's cold, they don't appreciate his music and nobody likes their national beverage anyway. The only redeeming thing Kaedwen has is Kaer Morhen, so Jaskier does what any reasonable bard would do in this situation: he decides to charm his way into Kaer Morhen to hibernate with Geralt and the other witchers. If nothing it will be an experience no human has ever had, fuel for songs and poems for years to come, while finally teaching him a thing or two about witchers he's just dying to know.

    Curiosity tended to kill the cat, but Jasker had always seen himself as more of a bird anyway.

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    23 May 2020

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    God this is good shit

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    Geralt is no longer the Butcher of Blaviken. But when Jaskier is taken and tortured by soldiers from Nilfgaard, his tightly held morality frays at the edges. Joined by Lambert and Eskel, he sets out to rescue Jaskier and slaughter the men foolish enough to harm him. Nilfgaard was prepared for the rage of the White Wolf. They aren't prepared for his brothers.

    Because Jaskier belongs to all the wolves of Kaer Morhen, and they will raze kingdoms to keep him safe.

    Takes place after If I Starve, but can be read as a standalone. All relationships besides Geralt/Jaskier are platonic.

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    02 May 2020

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    Quite possibly my favourite Witcher fic yet.

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    Geralt believes Jaskier to be a bard. An annoying, loudmouth, flirtatious bard, with the ability to charm and sing his way to courts and beds, and the skill to get into an unholy amount of trouble, while sometimes coming off it relatively unscathed. Geralt sees Jaskier as a performer and friend who can bandage wounds and play a song, and maybe throw a punch if he’s being really generous. That’s about it.

    But oh, Jaskier is so much more than that. He’s the White Wolf’s Bard. He’s Dandelion, the troubadour. He’s an Oxenfurt professor. He’s a court minstrel. He’s worked as a spy. And by gods, he can do much more than just throwing a punch.

    Jaskier the Bard wields weapons and wisdom as well as he does his lute and voice. It’s just too bad, that literally everyone in Geralt’s life realises or knows this, except, of course, Geralt himself.

    ((A collection of ficlets featuring our Himbo Witcher and our Feral Bard))

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    22 Apr 2020

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    BAMF

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    Geralt stumbles upon the old, abandoned altar right beside the cliff’s edge. He’s just killed a basilisk and destroyed its eggs and nest when his medallion starts humming, heats up, alerting him to magic swirling in the air. He’s on guard, always, and, with steel sword drawn, he creeps closer.

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    Geralt picks up a magic item. He spends an inordinate amount of time time panicking because nice things start happening to him.

    Of course, he realizes not everything is about him. But it all works out in the end.

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    15 Apr 2020

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    Godsdamnned glory

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    There is a lesson to be learned from this.

    Whatever that lesson is, though, Geralt is certain he hasn’t learned it considering he’s now stuck in a stuffy overcrowded tavern in Vizima with a tipsy barmaid half in his lap as Jaskier sings about Geralt’s most powerful “weapon.”

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    13 Feb 2020

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    There are occasional advantages to traveling with a certain bard.
    Monster hunting doesn't always have to mean monster slaying...

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    13 Feb 2020

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    13 Feb 2020

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    In which Ciri suspects but cannot confirm.

    Or,

    Geralt and Jaskier get domestic. Well, as domestic as they can.

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    12 Feb 2020

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    In which Jaskier decides he will do just about anything to get Geralt to open up about his past and Geralt makes a promise he doesn't expect to have to keep.

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    11 Feb 2020

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    Maybe they really will be together that long. Jaskier hopes they will be, and he knows that Geralt hopes too.

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    02 Feb 2020

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    The best Witcher fic

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    Keith just wishes that Lance would shut up for once. But as the old proverb says, be careful what you wish for. Lance happened to overhear Keiths wish and now he refuses to talk to them. Things can only go bad from here.

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    24 Nov 2019

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    Beautiful

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