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    “Munson, are you a virgin?” Billy’s voice is full of unrestrained glee.

    “No!” he snaps back out of reflex. He can feel his face heating up. Billy looks smug, his eyes narrowed in feline self-satisfaction.

    “Holy shit, you are!” He throws his head back and laughs; actually stumbles when he puts too much weight on his bad knee and has to grab Eddie’s shoulder.

    "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, asshole. I’m just… it’s never really happened for me, you know? Meeting a girl I like, who also likes me – it’s always some kind of bungled connection. There on one side but not the other.”

    “Maybe you should quit your metal band and join the fucking Osmonds or something.”

    “Billy, you’re not helping,” Eddie says, forgetting that they’re supposed to be on bro second-name terms.

    “Didn’t realize you needed my assistance to get laid. Fine, I’ll help you.”

    (The one where Billy is going to help Eddie get it on with Chrissy. Out of the goodness of his heart, of course.)

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    When Steve and Eddie have trouble conceiving a baby, they look for a surrogate. Knowing Billy Hargrove and having a past relationship with him, should stop Steve from hiring him. But it doesn't.

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  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Steve leaves the castle on his tenth birthday looking to gain parental love.

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    “I’m Steve,” the boy introduces, immediately following it up with a question, “can you really enchant anyone?"

    She frowns but this would not be the first time curiosity has driven a child to come her way, usually they wander over when the sun is still up though. Venturing through the woods this late at night can be treacherous. "Yes though the type and level of enchantment does depend on the person. The stronger their will the harder they are to bend."

    Steve nods to himself, chewing his lips for a long second, "could you make someone love me? Like really love me? With their whole heart?"

    He is so earnest and hopeful it makes her gut twist, "who could you possibly want to sway at such a young age?"

    “My parents,” Steve looks down, fingers dragging over the rough wood.

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    03 Dec 2023

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    1985 is going to be Eddie's year. He is going to graduate high school, nail the solo in Dio's 'Holy Diver', and he is absolutely not going to fall for the sleazy asshole in double denim using him as a weed connect.

    1995 is turning out to be the worst goddamn year of Eddie's life. His band is in shambles, he's in debt to his shady landlord and stuck managing the skeeviest music club in L.A. The last thing he needs to come waltzing back into his life is Billy Hargrove.

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    23 Jul 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Prompt: Steve Harrington’s closet during a spring break party

    Steve is locked in a closet at his own damn party. He's not sure which is worse, that his own best friend locked him in there or that she shut him in with the ex-boyfriend he's still in love with.

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    26 Jun 2023