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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    A Decepticon walks into a bar. The Autobot walks under it.

    Or, Deadlock just wants a decent drink and an uneventful evening. He gets neither of those things.

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    16 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    To escape Decepticon custody, Hot Rod steals Deadlock's ship. He accidentally also steals Deadlock.

    (Guess how many beds the ship has. Go on, guess.)

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    14 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    In the distant past, Drift had been accented in blacks and golds and reds and had gone by the name of Deadlock. And for all that the lighting of the bar made him look black and blue, for all that he was clad in the heaviest armor Rodimus had ever seen on a racer’s frame, for all that he looked nothing like Drift, Rodimus would know his best friend anywhere. Any time, heh.

    He should’ve left it alone. He should’ve turned away, should’ve drunk his fill and fucked off until one of the Lost Light’s crew inevitably showed up to drag him home.

    But then Deadlock had met his gaze, eyes bright and bold and red like a sunset, breaking through the blue to highlight the steely gray of his cheeks. And maybe Rodimus would’ve had the strength to leave it be, to let it go, if not for the way Deadlock’s optics had roved over Rodimus’s frame, the way Deadlock’s derma pulled into a smirk, exposing one sharp fang.

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    Through Brainstorm-related shenanigans, Rodimus gets time traveled into the distant past… With nothing else to do, he flirts with Deadlock, gets his world rocked, and then goes home and has to avoid looking Drift in the eyes.

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    29 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “This helps crew morale…how, exactly?”

    Anode shrugged. “I asked, and all he did was gesture to his frame.”
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    The Lost Light's first crisis following the quantum jump is one of boredom. Luckily, Rodimus has an awesome, totally infallible, in no way problematic idea to boost everyone's morale and get him some action at the same time. What could go wrong?

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    29 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Rodimus was still struggling to believe this was real. He had to be dead or dreaming, surely, because there was no way he’d somehow found himself in berth with two of the most handsome speedsters he’d ever known bearing down on him.

    To his left, hovering protectively half-over his frame, was Drift. His mouth had, up until a moment ago, been busy with Rodimus’s, their tongues laving over each other as they met in a messy kiss. He’d pulled back slightly to glare and growl at the other mech, even as his hand stayed busy below.

    To his right, the source of Drift’s ire clearly trying to shoulder his slightly smaller counterpart out of the way, was Deadlock. Heavily armored and armed to the teeth, there was energon still dripping from his lips that were pulled into a fanged grin. He’d been gnawing at Rodimus’s energon lines just moments ago, and only paused to sass Drift.

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    OR: Rodimus finds himself caught between a rock (Drift, who would rather the other guy not be here) and a hard place (Deadlock, who would rather the other guy fuck off).

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    21 Sep 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 9

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    Rodimus goes to a party and hooks up with Megatron

    Starscream is there too

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    “Sparkmerging with Megatron is like falling into a black hole. Time seems to stretch and distort around them. Rodimus isn’t in his frame. He’s Megatron and himself simultaneously. It’s like brushing an em field except you don’t just feel their emotions you are their emotions. The panic tries to return when Rodimus’ hips start to move. Warm servos wrap around his shoulders. A calm feeling ripples through them. Brushing away the fear. Rodimus isn’t there anymore. It’s just him and Megatron. Bright and burning and so so good.”

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    16 Sep 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 23

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    Rodimus is perfectly happy to provide his co-captain and SIC with their fill of their captain. He gets to just sit there and look pretty while cumming his brains out, and he can't really fault his TIC for wanting to join too (not that he's complaining).

    1st chapter: Megatron and Ultra Magnus's freaky nasty filthy Rodimus threesome
    2nd chapter: Megatron, Ultra Magnus, and Drift's freaky nasty filthy Rodimus foursome

    (Will update tags once chapter two is posted)

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    16 Sep 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 21

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    It’s easy to fall back on old habits when Megatron’s around.

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    14 Sep 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 37

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    Rodimus propositions Ratchet. Problem is, Ratchet hates Rodimus. The other problem is, he wants to say yes.

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    02 Jul 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    It wasn’t supposed to happen the first two times, but when Megatron showed up on Ratchet’s doorstep suffering from the same aphrodisiac as Ratchet himself, well, what would one more romp hurt?

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    30 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    It's mere months into an attempt at peace and Megatron's already getting 'friendly' with Optimus.

    Ratchet is more than ready to put a stop to the nonsense, but he too seems to have underestimated Megatron's... charms.

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    30 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 65

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    22 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ratchet doesn't understand why Rodimus would ever consider trusting Megatron. Rodimus suggests they interface, because fragging solves everyone's problems. Ratchet is offended. He does it anyways, though.

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    11 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)

    (Slow-ish burn, beware!)
    (All titles from Twenty Øne Pilots' songs 😆)

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    23 Jan 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 32

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    Tailgate reads the flyer aloud “Friday Dance Fiesta! Prepare your ports* for the first ever FFF at Swerve’s! Fifth cycle this orn after last shift. Award to be presented for most impressive performance.”
    Swerve adds, “Ultra Magnus forced me to add the footnote clarifying it’s intake ports being referred to.”
    Tailgate says “I think you have a typo here; dance doesn’t start with an F.”
    “Magnus forced me to change that too. He said I was verboten from using the word I originally had. He actually said verboten.”

    Bring your consent forms and your lube, there’s a party at Swerve’s. There’ll be good vibes, bad decisions and even worse jokes.

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    23 Dec 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 30

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    Rodimus entered his heat and, like an idiot, tried to deal with it himself. After all, when he was like this, his outlier was enough to possibly hurt another bot. Instead, it just hurt him. So he burns. Rodimus burns, and in his place is something else. Something far more…basic.

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    30 Apr 2025

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    “Y’know, if you didn’t wanna do it with me, you could’ve just said so.”

    “No – no, that’s not it,” Mirage protested. “That ain’t it, it’s just –” He tried to think of the right English word to sum up what it was, settling on, “Complicated.”

    “Complicated?” Noah echoed.

    “Okay,” he said, dropping into a crouch so they could look each other more or less in the eye. “I’m gonna try and explain this.”

    “Uh-huh?” said Noah.

    “We do not have sex,” Mirage said, the words tumbling out in a rush. “Cause sex is, uh, an organic thing – fragging is interfacing, which is kinda – like sex? But it’s not sex,” he went on. “It’s a different thing – anyway the point is, you and I, we are, uh. Not compatible.”

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    25 Apr 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 91

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    The upshot of having an Autobot for a best buddy means you can call him in to become your super-suit for "saving the world" shenanigans

    There's no downside, Noah's just not expecting the outcome of the suit-fitting

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    24 Apr 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 8

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    Drift is stuck with an unwanted chasity seal. Luckily, Rodimus has a few ideas on how to remove it.

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    18 Apr 2025

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    Drift with a seal

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Kirishima never really noticed just how tiny Bakugou's waist is, until he suddenly does. And then he really notices.

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    27 Feb 2025

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