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Harry Potter is being ignored by everyone who’s supposed to care, takes a fall off a ladder and wakes up in a hospital. With nowhere left to go and a deep mistrust of adult intervention, he escapes to London for a night where things, naturally, get worse. He’s got no plan, a bruised skull, and a wand he’s not allowed to use. What he does get is Severus Snape, pressed into reluctant babysitter duty by Dumbledore himself.
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- Part 1 of Timshel (Thou Mayest)
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16 Jul 2026
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Loveee it when sassy Harry and bastard Snape go ban for ban in an argument<3
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“Need help?” Cedric asked. He asked him.
Harry did not reply, instead swerving around in search of his younger self. He did not spot him anywhere though.
“Harry?”
“Are you talking to me?” Harry asked incredulously.
“Yes?” Cedric asked. He must have seen something in his expression then, because the next thing he said was: “It’s alright, portkeys can be quite disorienting. Take your time.” But that was just it, Cedric shouldn’t have been seeing anything in his face. Not if-
And then Cedric touched him. Just a hand pressed gently against Harry’s shoulder, warm and firm.
Their magic collided, causing a spark. Cedric snatched his hand away. “Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you.” But it was too late for that. Harry was already startled. He was way beyond startled now.
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A time-travel fix-it fic nobody asked for.
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An infinitesimal change at Malfoy Manor results in the early discovery that Harry has become Master of Death. What will the Boy Who Lived do with Death itself as an ally? Haunt the Dark Lord like a fucking ghost and cram humanity down his throat, of course.
A sexy black comedy.
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In a universe where Harry never takes on a part of the Dark Lord’s soul, existence has never really found a meaning for him. He struggles to find purpose. Fed up with his lack of direction, his parents jumped at an opportunity to put some color into his monochrome reality. They do so, of course, without his willingness or acquiescence: by arranging his marriage. The result? He must learn to cope with someone whom he considers to be completely abhorrent: Tom Riddle.
While Harry seems to hate Tom, he finds himself interested in a Dark Lord who frequents Riddle Manor.
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Bookmarked by ItsThat_Dude
13 Jul 2026
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Pretty funny at times, other times annoying and infuriating
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No one thinks to check on Harry Potter after being placed at the Dursley house.
No one cares enough to make sure that Harry Potter is safe, loved, and cared for.
Now Hogwarts has a new ghost and Severus has taken on the responsibility to guide and care for the broken child since he failed in his duties and promises to Lily Potter to keep her son safe.*REVISED AND UPDATED JUNE 2024*
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Bookmarked by ItsThat_Dude
12 Jul 2026
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Cute but I wish it was longer