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    Once, omega Jimin’s greatest enemy was that one criminal he couldn’t catch, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.

    Once, alpha Jungkook’s greatest enemy was the tax system, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.

    But, (un)fortunately, there is a fine line between love and hatred and Jimin and Jungkook are experts at crossing it.

     

    Or: How to get back with your ex—a guide.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Just when you think nocturnehelli can’t get more better, she drops an exes to lovers trope and gags us all. A/b/o, parenthood, bickering & banter, ‘forbidden’ smut (because they’re getting a divorce ffs but that somehow made them hornier), cop jm and finance bro jk… What more does one need!

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    Detective Jungkook is rough around the edges, a little jaded and prefers working alone.

    After disobeying orders, he is transferred to a small town in the middle of nowhere to help solve a murder case. A man was stabbed in cold blood and the local police are overwhelmed, but Jungkook takes his job seriously and is determined to find the killer.

    However, a stabbing quickly turns into people being burned at the stake, bodies piling up while strange things keep happening.

    And to Jungkook, it’s as clear as day: nothing is as it seems. Especially not Jimin, a mystifying person who keeps trying to meddle with Jungkook’s investigation.

    But Jimin might just change his life if Jungkook lets him.

     

    Or: grumpy city detective inevitably falls for whimsical small town witch while they try to solve a few murders.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Absolutely obsessed with this piece of work! Nocturnehelli never misses🙂‍↔️✨

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    “I’m an apex predator,” Jimin whispers shamefully. “I could have killed you at any given moment.”

    “This is the skin of a killer, Bella,” Jungkook whispers back, keeping a blank face.

    Jimin’s resolve breaks. He had this angsty expression covering his features, but now he looks flabbergasted. “Did you– Did you just quote Twilight on me?!”

     

    Or:
    As a vampire, Jimin shouldn’t be falling for his former best friend’s little brother, but Jungkook’s blood reminds him of the sun and his doe eyes look at Jimin with warmth, not with fear.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    My darling came back to drop this funny, pwp crack, and I couldn’t be more satisfied😌

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    “Oh my God, you’re so– so–”

    “So funny? So charming? So good at making you come?”

    “Insufferable,” Jimin stresses. “I was gonna say you’re the most insufferable person I’ve ever met.”

    “Ehh, you’re into it. You not wanting me, makes me want you more.”

     

    Or: How local firefighter (and fuckboy) Jungkook saving local baddie Jimin from his burning building by hauling him out of his window turns into a match made in heaven (read: Tinder).

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Another applause worthy piece of work from my wifey👏👏👏 Some of the best bantering ever and I will die on this hill. Jk is literally all of the things we crave: a hot fboy turned pathetic for affection, also a man in uniform (and not some office job but a FIREFIGHTER *drools*, and he’s witty and can cook… I need him but Jimin has first dibs. But read this and you can live vicariously through Jimin, so it’s a win win😌

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    In the Garden of Eden, Jimin is the most beautiful angel ever created by the hands of God.

    But God is more greedy, jealous, and possessive than his angels can ever know. He will not tolerate his creations acting out of line, especially not his favorite one.

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    13 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    No words. Head empty (it’s actually consumed by this delicious filth). My wife never fails to amaze me. She’s truly THE blasphemous queen of Dead Dove. Best Valentines gift ever♥️