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    “I've never done it with a man...” John admitted nervously, “I mean, I have no hang ups about it… I'm not going to have a massive sexuality crisis but, what about you? I didn't think you were interested in the physical stuff?”

    “I’m interested in you,” Sherlock replied, giving John’s cheek another kiss and stroking his soft lips up along the hot helix of John’s ear, exhaling his next few words there. “All of you.”

    “Right...” John blushed, ducking his head and leaning further into Sherlock's body, trying to get a handle of the sudden unplanned, though not unwelcome, shift in their intimacy, “have you er – have you thought about how you want to – to do it? I mean… who is going to be the receiver? I don't mind, but I might need to psyche myself up a little beforehand. The most I've had is a finger up there.”

    “I honestly don’t care. I just want to have sex with you,” Sherlock said, dragging his murmuring mouth up to John’s temple. “Or be naked with you at the very least.” He huffed out a small chuckle and then caressed John’s nape with soothing, talented fingers. “There are many ways we could have sex. I’m not picky on which one you’d rather we do.”

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    "Um", the angel cleared his throat. "Well, as we know, when humans like each other, sometimes, they, er, give each other a.. special hug."

    "Are you asking me to sleep with you?"

    Aziraphale wants to investigate what this whole sex malarkey is all about, but nothing goes according to plan.

    (This started out as just a silly idea, so the first few chapters are on the humorous side, but there is the expected smut in later chapters, followed by less expected angst and drama, and a bittersweet happy ending eventually. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D)

    My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!

    THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!

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  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    The night after the world failed to end, Aziraphale and Crowley consider what they must do to ensure one another's survival. It's not just the inevitable executions that have them worried- it's the inevitable reception party they'll have to contend with before the execution that's the sticking point.

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    After tempting Eve with the apple, Crawly sets his sights on The Enemy, perched atop the Eastern Gate. But he finds that Aziraphale is nothing like what he had been warned about. He's sweet, unassuming, and tempting all on his own with his see-through white robe soaked by rainwater.

    Perhaps it's time that the Serpent of Eden take a bite of his own forbidden fruit.

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