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    In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.

    Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.


    In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"


    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences. 

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    This is not a love story.

    It is a song written in hunger, a play performed by two fiends – one who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and another whose desires will forever slip him by.

    Alastor had climbed from nothing before.

    Whatever the game required, he had played it, and played it well.

    He would do so again.
    He would smile.
    He would adapt.

    It didn’t matter how many tender hearts he had to break, or how many chosen pleasures he had to stomach. He would endure it all and press on – until he reached that rarefied place among the clouds and stars.

    Yes, he had walked this path before, and he would walk it again.

    And if he had to wade through the sins of the living to get there…

    Well.

    He’d done far worse in the past.

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    25 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Are you the devil?” It's the first question Vincent gets out without static. It sounds reverent in a way that he hadn't intended.

    “Oh no. I'm much worse.”

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    A look at Alastor and Vox's early relationship.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    In which Vox dies in the final battle and wakes in a hospital bed, returned to his human body with no memory of his escapades in Hell.

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    Alastor isn’t pleased that Vox has slipped past his claws and is determined to track him down to whatever hole he’s crawled into—even if that hole happens to be the world of the living.

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    03 Dec 2025