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    The war between androids and humans ended as quickly as it began. But that didn’t mean that all humans were accepting the new status quo with the androids. As Hank and Connor try to settle into their new normal, new cases keep flooding in, of humans intent on expressing exactly how much they dislike the androids.
    For Connor, figuring out his place in a world designed for humans turns out to be far more complicated than he could have imagined. And it becomes even more complicated when he begins to develop feelings for his grumpy partner…

    Chapter 37
    Damn android. Managing to sound so damn smug first thing in the morning. It wasn’t like he had to deal with aching muscles and sore joints.

    Final chapter up now.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    Slow burnnn

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    The Iron Bull finds an artifact of interest in the bowels of Suledin Keep and thinks it a good gift for Dorian. The Tevinter is less than amused by the indecent gesture, but then a brief respite from the miserable weeks trudging through snow while surrounded by red lyrium is too tempting to resist.

    It’s an innocent thing, thinking about the Commander of the Inquisition’s forces in his search for relief. It’s not as if Cullen will ever know.

    Alternatively (and Affectionately) Titled: Magical Dildo Shenanigans

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    20 Nov 2023

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    Nothing more confusing than dying on a mountainside of tuberculosis in 1899, only to wake up with a concussion and a husband in 2023.

    It's fine, it'll work itself out.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    Connor knew by now that a self-diagnostic couldn’t identify what was wrong with him, but he didn’t know how else to address it, how to make it stop. These emotions flooded him, they stung him like a bullet in his chest, and even after four and a half months he hadn’t found a way to master them. They only seemed to get more confusing, more painful, more distracting. Hank both alleviated that pain and amplified it. It made no sense.

    Emotions were all about contradictions. Connor just couldn't keep up.

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    21 Dec 2022

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    Hizashi Yamada has just been announced as the most desired bachelor in Vampire society. Of course, it’s no wonder he’s desired. He has a large house with servants, is handsome, rich and talented, and suitors are practically banging down his door, whether he likes it or not. Life is looking up for Hizashi and he has little to fear, as long as his secrets remain locked behind closed doors.

    However, his life is about to change forever when he decides to buy a personal donor. A vampire needs blood to survive, after all. Unfortunately, the donor comes with secrets of their own, and it’s only a matter of time before both their locked doors are blown wide open.

    Shouta hates the leeches more than any other vampire slayer, but his options are running dry. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Shouta is certainly desperate. However, the human has a plan, and he’s willing to risk his life and his pride for it to succeed.

    Will Shouta be able to trust the vampires in his new life, or are they destined to be disposable pawns in his desperate plight? Secrets can only stay hidden for so long, and time is running out.

    Written by ForTheWoolfy. Art by Corndog-Patrol.

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    29 Jun 2022