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  1. Public Bookmark 24

    The Weight of the Inevitable by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    25 Apr 2026

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    "The beach?" Blade asks, when Kafka suggests the idea. "We have a dangerous mission coming up. Are you sure you want to go?"

    "Wolfie and Stelle want to attend an open-air gaming convention nearby," Kafka smiles. "And Caelus wants to wrestle a shark."

    Blade rolls his eyes, and dutifully packs lunch for them all. Maybe they can buy rock candy from a stall somewhere — Kafka enjoys that. She also enjoys throwing food near the seating area to entice the seagulls into a chaotic frenzy, laughing maniacally all the while. They've been banned from at least six beaches that way.

    "What about Elio?" he asks.

    "Oh? He's coming of course," Kafka grins. "It was his idea."

    The Stellaron Hunters drag Elio into all their shenanigans, and like any dutiful leader, he obliges.

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    26 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

    Bloodsucking Boss by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    31 Oct 2025

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    It was just another early shift. One he, in all honesty, hasn’t been looking forward to.

    To be fair though, he didn’t think anyone in their right mind would want to wake up at 4am on a Sunday- let alone work on one. Wasn’t it supposed to be a day of rest or something?

    It wasn’t fair that he had to come in just so people could get some shopping done.

    Not fair at all. But the world didn’t run on fairness. It ran on money and convenience, at least that’s what Phil thinks. He can’t help but think it’s run more on his personal pain and suffering but nuance never served him much good when working in customer service.

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    Techno works in customer service and he's on a work improvement plan. Its great that his boss, Phil, is happy to help him though!

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    30 Mar 2026

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    these bones, not my own by for im_always_stressed

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    19 Mar 2026

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    There are probably weirder ways to wake up.

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    30 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

    You're Safe Here, Tuskling by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP  

    06 Nov 2025

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    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.

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    29 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 42

    Wyrm on a String by for Its_CoffeeTime

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    25 Dec 2025

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    Techno's current goals of finding a new cave, a treasure hoard, and enough food to grow up big and strong are going... Well, they were going okay. Except that he hasn't succeeded in any of them! For a tiny noodle dragon, it's a big wide world out there. And no one is nice enough to share with him! But that's alright, because now Techno has a plan.

    If he can't find his own home, gold, and food, then he will simply steal it from someone else! It's genius! And absolutely nothing can go wrong!

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    Wherein: Techno is a lonely baby dragon, Phil and Kristin are big scary dragons, and nothing really does go wrong.

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