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over the edge by skeche
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2022
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It's always hard to cross the line when you know there isn't really going to be a way to turn back. They've been dipping their toes in the water for months but neither couple really dove in yet. Luo Binghe and Shang Qingha just need a little encouragement.
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18 Dec 2022
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motherfucking cum on this motherfucking plane by rogueros
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2022
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One of the flight attendants on the private jet Shen Yuan is on is motherfucking Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky.
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18 Dec 2022
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Don't Make Me Leave by Bideroo for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2022
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Tianlang-jun needs information—he's been trapped under a mountain for years!—and Cang Qiong Mountain Sect seems like a good place to start. Now for a disguise…
(Liu Qingge keeps his life as straightforward as possible; he likes it that way. Little does he know, things are about to get decidedly messy. All thanks to a demon lord skulking around disguised as a fucking tree.)
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05 Dec 2022
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the last degree of reds by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2022
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“I’m unconcerned about a life you choose to throw away.”
Shang Qinghua studied him a little more. “Are you saying I can accompany you?”
“No.”
“Well you can’t really stop me though, can you,” Shang Qinghua pondered out loud, as if the Witcher hadn't just said no to him. “If I happen to be roaming the same woods, you have no say. It’s not your forest.”
The Witcher clenched his jaw. “It’s your life to throw away,” he repeated. “Don’t get mad if I don’t save you and leave you for dead.”
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some moments in time for a man and his Witcher.
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20 Sep 2022
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When Harry Hart loses his job as a tailor after thirty-four years, he decides to start taking evening classes in cookery or life drawing or something just to waste some newly empty hours.
Then he accidentally meets history teacher Gary Unwin, and accidentally signs up for his class instead.
Meanwhile, he's pretty sure he's falling in love via sexts with a man from a dating app whose name he doesn't even know.
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- 16,460
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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26 Aug 2022
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It's always tease, tease, tease (you're happy when I'm on my knees) by Gorgeousgreymatter
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jul 2022
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“If you stop I’ll —” He’ll…something bad, Steve thinks desperately but can’t quite say, not when Eddie’s peeling his boxers down his legs.
“You’ll what?” Eddie murmurs, pressing a delicate kiss to Steve’s freckled knee.
“I’ll make you listen to Tears for Fears.”
Eddie looks up with a look of such offense that Steve might’ve thought he’d seriously upset the guy if he wasn’t also using his tongue to trace seemingly meaningless symbols across Steve’s thighs while making it. “You wouldn’t.”
It’s still almost too much to believe, Steve thinks, staring up at his still-shadowed ceiling. Eddie feels like a fever dream, so fucking good he couldn’t possibly be real. “Come on, Eds, shout, shout, let it all out, man. You know you want to.”
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- Part 3 of There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
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03 Aug 2022
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Vecna is dead. It's the summer after the party's freshman year. Steve Harrington spends it in the Family Video Store, and Eddie Munson is spending post-graduate life bothering him. And maybe Steve isn't as bothered as he used to be.
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- 9/9
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15 Jul 2022
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I'm Finally Here by Talthecap
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jun 2022
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Shang Qinghua is invited to a job interview he cannot say no to. Why? Well it might have something to do with the assassin they sent to collect him.
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23 May 2022
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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14 May 2022
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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28 Feb 2022
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Just trus(s)t me by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2021
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Liu Qingge catches sight of the deep, navy-colored robes long before he registers the person they belong to. It’s only by grace of a familiar voice gasping, “Liu-shixiong!” that he hesitates, and then -- “WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING.”
Liu Qingge sneers, glaring at Shang Qinghua with as cold a stare as he can muster as he says, “Shang Qinghua. What right do you have to call me shixiong, when --”
“LIU QINGGE, YOU DROP THAT RIGHT NOW,” Shang Qinghua demands, eyes wide, face paling as he stares, not at Liu Qingge’s face, but at the garishly glowing amulet in Liu Qingge’s hand.
Huh.
It hadn’t been glowing when Liu Qingge had grabbed it.
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Liu Qingge is cursed by a magic amulet. Shang Qinghua enlists Mobei-Jun's help in breaking the curse.
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- Part 4 of Patient History
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12 Feb 2022
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Till the Fields by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Sep 2024
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Shen Yuan dies. Explodes. Detonates. However you wanna put it, his time in the world his friend wrote has come to an end. He’s over.
Then, he starts again, somewhere completely foreign. And this time he doesn’t have a deadline.
In fact, he has forever.- Language:
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- 5/5
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- 131
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06 Feb 2022
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an agreeable offer by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2022
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Shang Qinghua gets snowed in at the office. With a dead phone and no way to get home, his best option for the night is the one presented by a rather prickly boss.
“How are you getting home?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua shrugs.“Walking?” He suggests, and Mobei Jun narrows his eyes. “Well, no, it's too far and there are no cars nearby. So I was thinking I’ll just stay at a hotel…”
Shang Qinghua trails off as he is met with silence. Mobei Jun simply stares at him, his icy blue gaze pinning Shang Qinghua to the spot. Shang Qinghua thinks he can see an idea percolate behind the man’s eyes, but it is most likely a trick of the light. After all, what could he—
“I live a ten minute walk away,” Mobei Jun states more than says. “It may just be easier to stay the night at my place.”
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02 Feb 2022
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Shen Yuan's Day Off by glacierdust
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2022
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Shen Yuan learns to juggle two very important tasks simultaneously: how to comfort a friend in distress, and how to hide the fact you're being eaten out under the desk at the same time.
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26 Jan 2022
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Moshang is Rio: Is It Wrong to Ship My Adversary and I? by firesandpixies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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It is by an arbitrary twist of fate that Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun have become adversaries. In the three years that Shang Qinghua has been active in the industry, the rivalry between his fans and Mobei-Jun’s have shown no signs of stopping, their respective fan groups tearing at each other’s throats for as long as he can remember.
What is the cause of their antagonism you might ask?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Shang Qinghua has not even spoken more than six sentences to the guy.
-In short: An actor!AU where Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun are pitted as arch rivals until one day, Shang Qinghua finds a fan group called “Moshang Nation”. (我磕了对家x我的cp AU)
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- 21,249
- Chapters:
- 6/7
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18 Jan 2022
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A Well Wherein Serpents Are Coiled by Nighthaunting for Sunnystar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2020
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I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky
Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.
Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.
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Surely Marriage Can't Be That Easy?! by daddykeehl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2021
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Shang Qinghua is tired of being the comedic side character of his own novel.
Bingge is looking for a husband.
Somehow, these two things fix each other.
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 116
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28 Nov 2021
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Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.
[An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].
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do not stand at my grave by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2021
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“People do not stay here," Mobei Jun said.
“Because of you?”
“Because of me.”
Shang Qinghua began to feel breathless. “Oh, you’re the reason I would stay.”
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Mobei Jun is a ghost. Shang Qinghua loves him anyway.
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16 Oct 2021
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Laid to Rest by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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Liu Qingge is struck by a poison that affects him at inopportune moments. The only cure, of course, is dual cultivation with an accomplished cultivator. Too bad that the only person around is Luo Binghe, and that suddenly everything is happening at once.
Yue Qingyuan? Kidnapped. Shen Qingqiu? On his way to rescue him. Luo Binghe? Confronting a truth he never expected. And Liu Qingge is left with his spotty cultivation, a bone to pick, and no plans for how to cure himself of the poison.
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- Part 1 of Laid to Rest
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- 25/25
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- 1,767
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06 Oct 2021