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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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16 Aug 2025
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Harry agreed to have sex with Draco once a month in order to keep him alive, what he didn’t agree to was Draco popping up all over the place and disrupting his life in more ways than one.
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02 Aug 2025
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Trouble with your tie, Potter? by tenthousandyears for Discessio
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2022
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The last thing Harry expects when Slughorn partners him up with Zabini is Malfoy shooting them furious looks throughout the whole class and then unceremoniously snogging Harry in the corridor.
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31 Jul 2025
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A day after Harry walked into the great hall, with an apology to Hermione ready to go even if he doesn’t specifically know why she’s fuming, but nonetheless ready to make amends. However, something seemed off, before he entered the hall, there was the usual racket and babbles coming from the students, but the moment he walked in it was complete silence. Before he could give it a second thought, a copy of the Daily Prophet flew to his face. He takes the time to read the headline, and instantly freezes up with shock on his face.
HOMOPHOBIC HARRY SPEAKS OUT: It’s Not Natural!
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- Part 2 of bimbofication
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11 Jul 2023
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They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.
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13 Jun 2023
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When Harry wakes up in an alternate timeline--a timeline where Voldemort was defeated long before the first war--he discovers everything is different. His parents, his godfather, his friends--and him. Harry must deal with the consequences of who he would have been if he had been raised by his parents, and figure out where he stands with his casual hook up, Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of White Knight
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- 10/10
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10 Jun 2023
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Spice up your Life (and try not to Panic) by DreamyUnicorn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Draco Malfoy’s old life has gone up in flames, and that’s definitely a good thing. As he starts to figure out how to be a better person, with the help of friends old and new, Harry Potter seems determined to completely lose his shit. When his downwards spiral threatens his entire future, he’s sure that Draco can help him. While Draco could really use Harry’s help too, he isn’t sure if he can pull off a fake relationship, especially when his feelings start to be anything but fake. Could he ever be boyfriend material?
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08 Apr 2022
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Right after the most infuriating breakup of his life, Draco overhears Harry cursing love from a nearby booth at the Leaky and finds out that he, too, has been dumped. Before long, a plan is hatched: they will work together to utterly destroy (Draco) and win back (Harry) their exes. Of course, the only thing these dummies manage to do is make their lives more complicated.
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- English
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- 5/5
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17 Mar 2022
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The Thousand Deaths by corvuscrowned for jalesidor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2021
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When the Kedavras don’t work, they try wooden stakes.
When the stakes don’t work, they try blades.
When the blades don’t work, the truth spills between them like the vast, churning ocean — eternity, inescapable.
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21 Feb 2022
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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05 Feb 2022
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It’s No Great Mystery by agentmoppet for pennygalleon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2021
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Who on earth decided that bringing back the Yule Ball for their eighth year would be a good idea? It feels like the worst day of Harry’s life, watching everyone get glammed up like the war never happened, like the last Triwizard Tournament wasn’t such a colossal failure.
And then it happens again. And again. And again.
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- 5/5
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- 328
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24 Jan 2022
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Desperate to find relief from worsening migraines and broken magic, Harry sets out to reach mystical hot springs that are said to grant healing and realignment.
The only problem? The springs lie deep within a cursed forest that lures hikers to their death by tempting them with their greatest desires.
So when Harry sees Draco Malfoy in the forest, he must be hallucinating.
Right?
Or: A hero’s journey but gay.
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- 4/4
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18 Jan 2022
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Draco has a potions accident at work that results in some interesting side effects.
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- Part 31 of 50 Reasons to Have Sex
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- 2,136
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27 Dec 2021
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Harry is ready to start a new quiet life in a remote village on the south coast. He has a new job, and he lives close to Teddy and Andromeda. His wolf is a little demanding, but Harry has it under control.
That's until he finds out that Draco Malfoy works at Teddy's primary school. What is Malfoy doing there? And why does the blond git have to smell so ridiculously nice?- Language:
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- 4/4
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27 Dec 2021
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After the war Draco starts to frequent muggle coffee shops. One day he meets someone he didn't expected.
As a thank you drawing for a ko-fi in tumblr
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21 Dec 2021
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Harry really ought to listen to whatever Ron is saying, but it becomes impossible to focus when a familiar figure across the pub curls his fingers around another man’s tie. And when that man leans in with a wolfish smile, Harry sees red, and all he can think is mine.
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21 Dec 2021
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On Target by milkandhoney, The_Sinking_Ship for dragontamerdrarry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2021
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A charity dunk tank, some sorry excuses for friends, a Slytherin with freakishly good aim, a (mostly) empty locker room, and one very small towel. Because, apparently, everyone is dying to get Harry Potter wet.
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01 Dec 2021
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When Harry is referred to a professional cuddler for the soothing power of touch, he’s dubious — even more so when the Cuddler who shows up turns out to be Malfoy. But in the years since the war, Malfoy’s changed, and over the next several days Harry is confronted by how much he still doesn’t know about this new version of his old enemy — and by how much he wants to learn.
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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28 Sep 2021
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[Podfic] Constellation Prize by Kristinabird for Andithiel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2021
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Harry’s been pining for his friend and Auror partner for almost a year. But despite what his friends say, he and Draco aren't an old married couple...Draco has a boyfriend, there's no way he'd ever be interested. Right?
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29 Aug 2021
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[PODFIC] - Dragon Heartstrings by timothysboxers for JET_Playin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2018
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Draco has seen the strings for almost as long as he can remember, but they don't mean anything. Anything at all...
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- Part 1 of Podfic Recordings
Bookmarked by LazyLemonTree
29 Aug 2021